Disclaimer: I still do not own Star Wars nor any of the games parodied in this fan-fiction.

Yes, I know it has been a while since I have updated. ^_^;; Pretty bad considering all I have to do is upload it, rather than write new material.. I have a lot more story already written that I only need to type up. Life gets crazy, ya know. But, I got a review! Yeah! Someone has noticed the adventurers of Scott and his lightbulbs. (To answer your question, Anonymous one, I.. I really don't know where the lightbulb thing came from. o_O Some idea springing from a hyper late-night writing inspiration.. I don't really remember, but my brother was with me and we were just being weird. I don't even get hyper often but I get scarily weird ideas when I do. :P ) Anyway, on with the story.

HarStarSashi: Chapter Three

When they were airborne, Wanda and Henry took up a game of assimilation chess with Lenobacca. Henry's Bowler plant player knocked down four of Lenobacca's characters, causing him to give Henry a warning growl.

"Hey, you be careful," said Jon. "Dogs like Lenobacca are liable to rip a person's arms off—or a lightbulb to pieces—if they lose."

"Oh my!" Wanda exclaimed. "Here's a new tactic Henry. Let the doggie win."

Meanwhile, JinJo was teaching Scott how to use his new light-sword, Lumina. It was bright pink.

"With this, you will learn the ways of the Jedurai." Jon heard JinJo saying this and snorted. JinJo ignored him, and continued to instruct Scott with the art of fighting with Lumina.

"So, where are we headed, anyways?" Scott asked.

"The planet Cliffgard," said Jon.

"Cliffgard? Never heard of it," Scott replied.

"It's a farming planet, kinda odd looking. Reminds me of your old planet, Scott. But the townsfolk are rather… strange."

"Strange?"

"You'll see when you get there."

"Now approaching Cliffgard!" announced Wanda from the control deck. A rather small, green and blue planet appeared a ways off. It had fluffy white clouds and much land, similar indeed to Scott's old planet.

"We will be landing in approximately two hours," Henry added. Just a little more than two hours later, the ship landed on a small beach. A brown-haired girl with blonde strands of hair framing her face stood on the pier, wistfully staring across the ocean. Upon hearing the hum of Jon's vehicle landing behind her, her head whirled around in alarm. She started to bolt, but, seeing nowhere to run, backed up against a rocky cliff.

Scott attempted to approach her, and while she seemed apprehensive, seeing he was no alien and young like her calmed her a bit.

"Hello, my name is Scott Hall. Pleased to meet you. Don't be afraid, we won't hurt you," he coaxed. "What is your name, miss?"

"Karen," she snapped. "What do you want?"

Alarmed, Scott stepped back.

"I ask nothing of you. I'm new here and am only looking for someone who can tell me about this place. Oh yeah! This is my lightbulb Henry, and my newer lightbulb, Wanda. Also traveling with me are my friends Jon Solo and his dog, Lenobacca."

Karen looked at the group suspiciously, yet curiously.

"Lightbulbs?" She laughed.

Scott frowned. "Please don't make fun of my friends."

Karen blinked at him for a moment, and then erupted with side-splitting laughter.

A few minutes later, holding her stomach, she gasped," Ex.. excuse me, did you just call those electrical, light-giving devices your friends?" Scott scowled again.

"Yes…do you have a problem with that?"

"Oh dear!" Henry exclaimed. "She doesn't like us, does she?"

"I'm sorry, Henry," Scott said. "Some people just don't share the same views as we do. Remember the bartender back in Mon Tagen?"

"Yes, yes… that was quite uncomfortable."

Karen stared at the pair, not believing her ears.

"He talks?!"

"Why, yes… don't all lightbulbs talk?" Scott said, a bewildered look on his face.

"Not here they don't!" Karen answered, placing her hands on her hips.

"Well…" Scott continued. "What do you know about this planet? Where is the nearest town?"

"If you leave this beach, you will enter Green Ranch. Go out of there and head left. You should find the town pretty easily. Oh yeah, and one more thing."

   "Hmm?"

   "Don't talk to me so much," Karen said, suddenly seeming irritated again.

   "Okaaay.." Scott said, backing off. "See you!"

   "Haa.." Karen replied.

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Harvest Moon comes into the story and all the parodies fall in place. ^_^ This is where it starts to veer from my original path of 'see how much Star Wars I can quote by heart mixed with the Scott/lightbulb thing'. As I said before, I didn't plan this at all at first. Once Harvest Moon came in, I started to have a little bit of an idea of where I wanted to go with this. (Yes, it does have an actual, planned plot! Well, mostly.)

And yes, the lightbulbs can talk. Suspend disbelief for a while. ^_~ (How they play chess, on the other hand, I could not tell you…Come to think of it, same thing with the dog. Heheheh..Well, who said this story was realistic?)