Chapter 5
Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Roly-Poly Fish Heads

ButtMunch and Toots walked out of the Square Station train station (Repetitive huh?). ButtMunch was tossing around their latest find: The purple Chaos Chrystal! ButtMunch looked up at the sky and saw that it was almost night.

[ButtMunch: Well, it's almost night time... So what we gonna' do, dawg?

[Toots: How the hell should I know!?! And DON'T call me DAWG!

[ButtMunch: Hmm... Well de casino don't open 'till about few mo' hours so, to kill some time, I think we should...

[Toots: -=gasp=- You mean!?!

[ButtMunch: Yep!

[ButtMunch and Toots: -=grinning like maniacs at each other=- LET'S GO PLAY IN THE SEWER!!!

And with that, ButtMunch and Toots dashed madly to the other side of Square Station and hopped inside a man hole!

[ButtMunch: Woo baby!

[Toots: SEWERS ROCK!!!

ButtMunch and Toots fell down in the sewers and commenced to act like total idiots! This lasted for hours! Toots claimed he found a band of mutant turtles wearing bandanas, and ate them! After about 8 hours, ButtMunch looked at his watch that only appeared for humorous effect. When ButtMunch saw the time, he put his hand up to his fat little cheek (You decide which one!) in a very sissified manner.

[ButtMunch: Oh lawd-o-moicy, look at de time, we gots ta' go!!

As ButtMunch and Toots left, they just happened to find a pair of shoes called the Warp Speed Shoes that just happened to fit ButtMunch perfectly! The Warp Speed Shoes just coincidentally had the power to let ButtMunch run up rings at Warp Speed!

To get to the casino, ButtMunch had to go past a hotel. ButtMunch made this his opportunity to steal the little chocolate mints off of the hotel pillows. While on his raid, he just happened to find a giant ring that could only fit on his wrist! This was the Emerald Ring which allowed ButtMunch to spend less time charging up his warp speed dash! After getting his mints, ButtMunch ran off towards the casino.

Toots wanted to stay and go to the Ciao Garden that was located in the top floor of the hotel to abuse the little creatures! ButtMunch would have let him and probably would have even done the same, but informed him that the casino had just gotten a new stripper and they needed to get there as fast as possible! Toots agreed! They reached the casino within about two seconds. When they reached the casino, Toots stopped dead in his tracks as ButtMunch stopped to gaze at the glorious casino!

[ButtMunch: Ahh... "Rots-O-Ruck"! The world's biggest gatherin' o' Japs since Japan its own self!

[Toots: R-Ro-Rots-O-Ruck!? Oh! Uh... y-you didn't tell me we were going here!

[ButtMunch: Well duh, we're goin' here! Dis is de only casino in town! Where 'de hell else would we go!?

[Toots: Uh we-well I can't go in there!

[ButtMunch: Why not!?!

[Toots: Well ya' know how there's all those damn Japs in Rots-O-Ruck, right?

[ButtMunch: Duh, that's what I just said! An' besides, it's a casino! Dem Japs love bright lights an' losin' money!

[Toots: Well ya' know how much I hate Japs! I went in there one day, just to beat some up! And all of a sudden, they all got mad at me and started bitchin' about somethin' in Jap-talk! I don't know what the big deal was, I only killed three of 'em!

[ButtMunch: Well, I guess you gonna' have to stay out here while I have all de fun!

[Toots: Whatever, I'm just gonna' hang out at my pad for a while, seeya'!

And with that, Toots hopped into a man hole just outside of Rots-O-Ruck while ButtMunch walked towards the entrance of the casino. Unfortunately for ButtMunch, some jackass had sealed the door to Rots-O-Ruck, making entry impossible! Fortunately, though, the way to open the door again was to perform a Warpspeed Dash on a row of rings and smash face-first into a huge yellow button!

Good thing ButtMunch just happened to get those shoes before he went there!

With the door now open, ButtMunch buggered on inside. Inside it was a winter wonderland... Okay, minus the snow! ButtMunch had a grand old time losing money, making deals with the Japanese mafia, singin' his heart out at the karaoke stand (God help us all!), and watching strippers!

All was well until ButtMunch made one fatal flaw! ButtMunch attempted playing one of the pinball games! After beating the game and not making 100 bucks, ButtMunch was thrown head first into the sewer! Unfortunately, the part of the sewer he landed in was Toots' house which was a HUGE mansion made completely out of garbage and crap (Literally)!

ButtMunch couldn't stay long because we all know that coming anywhere near Toots and his stuff is just asking for the death penalty! So, ButtMunch had to run as fast as his fat little legs could take him (Which was actually incredibly fast!) After many a death threat from Toots and some running about, ButtMunch finally escaped!

(Though he was almost killed by Toots who had every intent to do so!)

When ButtMunch got back into Rots-O-Ruck, he ran into a large room filled with money and stole the special prize which just happened to be the silver Chaos Chrystal! Lots of coincidences, eh?

ButtMunch ran out of Rots-O-Ruck while being chased in hot pursuit of thousands of mad Japs, who were angry that HE had won a shiney object and not them! Once ButtMunch got outside, Toots crawled out of the man hole with a knife in his hand and bloodlust in his eyes! Just as Toots and the Japs were about to kill our tub of lard, the all-too-familiar mechanical assed villain Dr. Rorumpnik came! Upon sight of this, the Japs retreated back into Rots-O-Ruck and Toots threw the knife behind him hitting someone who gave a loud screech when hit!

Before our "heroes" were ready to attack their fat-assed oppresser, Dr. Rorumpnik careened into them, knocking the silver Chaos Chrystal out of ButtMunch's hand! Rorumpnik picked it up as ButtMunch and Toots ran towards him to get it back. Rorumpnik didn't even blink. He just smirked, looked back and let fly the juiciest ripper this world has ever seen!!

Now, ButtMunch and Toots have smelled their share of rainky-stainkies, but this was even too much for them! It was so bad that it killed innocent bystanders, shattered windows, made car alarms go off while peeling the paint off, and melted small buildings! Not collapse, melt! Luckily for our heroes, they were about just as smelly and just passed out on the road!

The next morning, ButtMunch and Toots got up dizzily.

[Toots: Ugh... what a rush!

[ButtMunch: Tell me about it!

[Toots: So what happened to that Chaos Chrystal?

[ButtMunch: -=sigh=- Buttman's got it now! You know Toots I've been thinkin' why do we even botha' to try and get the Chaos Chrystals? I mean as soon as we get one, Buttman takes it away from us, we're practically givin' 'em to 'im!

[Toots: DON'T SAY THAT!!! It's that kind of attitude that breeds losers!! And, besides, if we don't go after 'im, it'll be a really short game!

[ButtMunch: -=gasp=- YO' RIGHT, TOOTS!!! Come! Let us go and retrieve the remaining Chaos Chrystals and save de woild!!

(Just a reminder: The author does not hate Japanese people! In fact the author is not racist in any way! Toots is the one who hates Japs, not me!!)