Chapter 6
I Want Meow-Mix! Please Deliver!

In the middle of the forest, a large creature slept. In the midst of its loud snoring, something stirred. A smaller creature stood up to reveal itself: A 6 inch long turd with a face and a mind of its own! The turd looked around, then saw something interesting. (Even more interesting than a living turd!) It saw a large puddle of pee on the ground and it appeared to be breathing! (Oh we all who it is.) The turd suddenly gained a demonic smile and hopped toward the urine with an audible splash. The large snoring creature awoke. The creature was a giant butt with Big the Cat's head and a giant human ear on each butt-cheek! Yep, you heard me right! And to top it off, it also wore a Santa Claus hat for no reason! This thing was Sal U. Lite the Buttcheez. Sal got up and stretched (don't ask how) then looked around.

[Sal: (Mickey Mouse voice) Poopy, is that you?

Sal looked down and saw his good friend Poopy floating inside the head of Defication and grinning madly.

[Sal: Why, Poopy! You did buy that suit after all!

Suddenly, Defication narrowed his eyes then shot his arm out and grabbed the yellow Chaos Chrystal that sat beside Sal on a little table.

[Sal: Hey that's my lucky charm! (Sal turned to the audience) (In an Irish accent.) Aiye! Everyone's after me lucky charms!

After that, Defication turned around with the Chaos Chrystal still in claw, then in a split-second teleported away.

[Sal: Hey, that's mine! Come back here! Something is wrong with Poopy today! He never would have taken my charm...

Sal grabbed a fishing pole from behind him.

[Sal: I've got to get him and my charm back! By any means necessary...