Chapter 7
Kevin McDonald Sees All!

It was dark... Very dark... Very, very, dark... Okay that's too dark! Just very dark will do! ...That's better. Suddenly, the lights came on. In a light blue-ish haze, the area is surveyed. Suddenly, the camera shows the hideous mug of Dr. Rorumpnik!

[Dr. Rorumpnik: So, finally awake, are we? Welcome to life, G7AY...

Rorumpnik looks up at his latest creation: G7AY. At the same time, G7AY looked at himself (G7AY resembled E-102 "Gamma" only in the arms and legs. His feet looked more like square slabs of purple clay and his head looked like Robo's from Chrono Trigger. His body resembled a ball with its code number written on it. Atop his head lay a glass dome with a stupid open-mouthed, buggy-eyed cartoon face drawn on it. To top this off, his torso, legs, and arms were all pink and his hand, gun, feet and head were purple!)

[Dr. Rorumpnik: Ugh, that was a really shmultzy line wasn't it? Oh well...

Rorumpnik turned around and looked up into the blue eyes/light bulbs of his creation.

[Dr. Rorumpnik: Hmm... Baby's got blue eyes huh? Haha! -=sighs wistfully and shakes his head=- Elton John... Ah... good times... -=snaps out of it=- Anyway, I need you to do something, G7AY! To be accepted into my automaton army of evil, you must pass this test!

[G7AY: Sthure what isth it?

Rorumpnik flinched being a bit, disturbed by his new droid's lisp.

[Dr. Rorumpnik: Uh... Follow me!

With that, Rorumpnik buggered off as G7AY followed. Rorumpnik stopped at a large door and opened it.

[Dr. Rorumpink: You must go through here and shoot any target you see, but the main target you must get is the ButtMunch target. I'll test your conduct and if you do good, you pass! If you don't, I'll tear you apart and sell your pieces for comic books! So, in ya' go!

And with that, Rorumpnik kicked G7AY into the door. G7AY got up and dusted himself off. G7AY saw the test ahead. Ahead of him lay hundreds of traps, passages, and Toots- and Knutz-themed targets.

[G7AY: Hmm... Looksth tough... -=bats his wrist and turns around=- Well, sthcrew thisth, I'm leavin'!

As G7AY left, he saw Dr. Rorumpnik standing beside the door with his arms folded.

[Dr. Rorumpnik: So, did you shoot the ButtMunch target?

[G7AY: I thought you watching?

[Dr. Rorumpnik: So I lied! Did ya' shoot it?

[G7AY: Hmm... No!

[Dr. Rorumpnik: Meh, good enough! Alright, for your second test, go beat up your older brother!

[G7AY: Why?

[Dr. Rorumpnik: Because I said so! Don't ask questions!

With that, G7AY walked down some stairs to a small circular room where his "older brother" -who basically looked like him only a bit more like a prototype, and with 2 gun arms- awaited.

[G7AY: Sthayyyyyy... you're one hot tamalé!

[Dr. Rorumpnik: Ugh!! Don't say that! Not only is it wrong, but he's your brother for cryin' out loud!!

[G7AY: Stho!? He'sth sthtill a hottie!

[G6AY: Beedi beedi beedi! Wanna' dance... Buck?

[Dr. Rorumpnik: (In thought.) I thought the lisp was just a mere coincidence, but now I know...... -=whines=- AH DUN BUILTS ME A GAY ROBOT!!!!

[G7AY: Hey Doc, what'sth wrong?

[Dr. Rorumpnik: You! I... I mean nothing! Start fighting!

[G6AY: All your base are belong to us!!

With that, G6AY zoomed forward as G7AY jumped out of the way. And almost in a second, G6AY slammed face-first into the cold, hard, metal wall! Thus ending the battle and claiming G7AY the victor!

[Dr. Rorumpnik: -=throws his hands into the air=- Welcome aboard, Chumley!