Come On! Try It! It Can't Hurt!!!
G7AY stood before Rorumpnik with his fellow droids. (Who, thankfully, were not gay!) Rorumpnik stood before them.
[Dr. Rorumpnik: You, my mechanical minions, are the best soldiers the Rorumpnik Empire has to offer! (Points at them.) Gooood for you.
G7AY looked down the line of robots and read their code numbers: G8AY, G9AY, and G10AY. G7AY raised his hand.
[Dr. Rorumpnik: Yes, G7AY?
[G7AY: Um.... Where'sth uh... Well, whatever happened to G5, 4, 3, 2, and 1AY?
[Dr. Rorumpnik: Well... they were never made! Now DON'T ask questions! Now, down to business! You all have a very important mission! ... Gentlemen ... Look, and BEHOLD!!
Suddenly, a screen lowered down from the ceiling, and on the screen appeared Poopy!
[Dr. Rorumpnik: A living turd!!
[G7AY: (Heard, but not seen.) Oh that'sth nasthty!
[Dr. Rorumpnik: Exactly! Now, you all must find and capture this turd. We have a very important meeting to attend to! ...and he owes me five bucks!
G7AY raised his hand again.
[G7AY: Um, um, sthir! How exthactly are we all sthupposed to catch that thing?
Rorumpnik pointed straight at G7AY
[Dr. Rorumpnik: WHAT did I tell you about asking questions!?! Now, go and get me that turd!!
With that, the G-AY series marched off. All of the droids went to different locations and G7AY was just conveniently assigned to Square Station! G7AY looked around.
[G7AY: I don't care what anyone thinksth. I am NOT gonna' go around looking for a turd and that'sth final! Thosthe guysth can do whatever they want! I'm goin' home!
With that, G7AY turned around and marched off towards the train station. Suddenly, G7AY felt something smushy on his foot and a loud squish was heard. G7AY looked at his foot and saw a large brown lump grounded into his foot!
[G7AY: Eew!... Oh well... I'll give it to the Doc!
All of a sudden, a small pink orb of pure energy flew up to G7AY, and suddenly everything disappeared! G7AY looked around and saw that he was now in front of a large shrine in the middle of nowhere!
[G7AY: Where the hell am I!?!
G7AY looked around then shrugged and walked forward. In front of the shrine, he saw a bunch of cute little blue, big-headed creatures with little antennae that resembled atoms. The little creatures sang happily and G7AY walked closer, suddenly someone shouted.
[????: STOP!!
A young Enema girl ran towards G7AY (She resembled Knutz with brown fur, had more quills, and was, of course, a woman and as of right now we are unable to see her face.)
[Enema chick: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were one of them!
G7AY looked down at the girl.
[G7AY: One of who? (Close-up) Who are you? (Even closer.) What are thesthe thingsth? (Closer still... And sounding somewhat worried.) Where am I!? (Camera pulls back as he throws his hands into the air and screams in confused fear.) WHY DO FOOLSTH FALL IN LOVE!?!
[Enema chick: My name is Emo and I'm the princess of the Enemas. These little guys are the Ciao. In the meantime, they are safe and guarded by their protector, Defication: Guardian of the Chaos Chrystals. Defication is a kind and gentle being, albeit made of urine...
G7AY thought to himself.
[G7AY (in thought:) Defication? Didn't I hear Dr. Rorumpnik talking about him? ...
[Emo: But sadly, my father plans to come and steal the Chrystals and rule everything! He says it's for the benefit of all the Enemas, but I think it's a load of crap! I fear that if he takes the Chrystals, something horrible will happen! I've tried to reason with him, but the old fool won't listen to a word ya' tell 'im! (Sighs and clutches her hands dramatically over her chest.) I hope someday he'll understand...
[G7AY: Hmm... Yep, well kinda' looksth like you're sthcrewed there, kid!
And with that, G7AY disappeared and came back to Square Station!
[G7AY: Well, that wasth queer... Sthomethin' about the Chaosth Chrysthtal and a guy made o' pee... Oh well, sthomethingsth never get explained. I'm leavin'!
And with that, G7AY walked off. When G7AY reached the base, he saw all of the other G-AYs bitching about which turd was the real one. All of a sudden, Rorumpnik walked in, looked at their captures, and became quite angry!
[Dr. Rorumpnik: Grr... No, no, no! You idiots!! Does that even look like the turd!?! I gave you an exact photo of it! It was neither yellow NOR green!!!
[G10AY: What about mine, sir?
Dr. Rorumpnik looked at G10AY's, narrowed his eyes and looked back at him.
[Dr. Rorumpnik: That's a Nestle's Crunchâ„¢ bar...
[G10AY: ... Oh.
[Dr. Rorumpnik: Well, G7AY I don't suppose you got anything...?
[G7AY: Hmm... Well I did get thisth!
G7AY ripped the feces off of his foot and gave it to Rorumpnik.
[Dr. Rorumpnik: That's it!
Dr. Rorumpnik glared at his minions.
[Dr. Rorumpnik: You see? G7AY has taught us all a valuble lesson today!
[G7AY: What lessthon isth that?
[Dr.Rorumpnik: SHUT-UP!! Now, as for the rest of you...
Rorumpnik hit a button on a large control deck.
[Dr. Rorumpnik: Get outta' my face!
All of a sudden a large green beam shot down on the robots and teleported them away!
[G7AY: Oh that'sth great! Now you're gonna' have to build a whole new army of thosthe guysth!
[Dr. Rorumpnik: Eh, don't worry. Your design's quite easy to make, actually. But anyway... So, Poopy, how ya' been, man!?
[Poopy: Oh, not bad. You?
[Dr. Rorumpnik: Not bad. Tryin' to rule the world, ya' know, the usual!
[Poopy: Yep! Man, how long has it been? We haven't seen each other since college!
[Dr. Rorumpnik: Tell me about it! Hey remember when we rolled the dean's office?
[Poopy: Yeah... Man he was so pissed!
[G7AY: Wait a minute!
[Dr. Rorumpnik and Poopy: Yes?
[G7AY: You two went to college together? How isth that possthible?
[Dr. Rorumpnik: What? What's so odd about me going to college with a turd?
[G7AY: Well it ISTH kinda' odd...
Dr. Rorumpnik: Yeah, well why are you gay, huh? Why is anything what it is!?
[Poopy: Yeah, you got somethin' against turds, buddy!?!
[G7AY: Well--
[Poopy: Hey, why don't I go over there and beatchoo' up!? How would ya' like that, huh!?
[Dr. Rorumpnik: Yeah, G7AY, just go and eat food or something! Me and Poopy have some childhood memories and plans for world domination to share!
[G7AY: Okay...
With that, G7AY walked off as Rorumpnik and Poopy remembered the time Poopy accidentally got flushed.
