Frumpy Jack Shall Spin No More!
ButtMunch and Toots wandered through a large tunnel in the Ancient Ruins until they came upon a large frozen door. ButtMunch unlocked the door with a strange key that he just happened to find in Square Station. As the gateway opened, it revealed a huge, completely snowed-over Arctic... like... region.
[ButtMunch: WOW! It's a winta' wonda'land!
[Toots: Winter wonderland my three-cheeked ass! Come on, lets go!
With that, ButtMunch and Toots took off into the large snowy death trap. After about an hour of beating up annoying robots, running about aimlessly, and dying A LOT, The two morons reached the halfway marker.
[ButtMunch: -=phew=- Dat was fun!
Toots stood glaring at ButtMunch, with a spike gouging straight through his back and out his stomach.
[Toots: Yeah, if your idea of fun is being galled by a spike!
ButtMunch turned around and saw a snowboard sitting in the middle of nowhere for no reason at all!
[ButtMunch: Ooh, a snowboa'd! Lemme' at it!
ButtMunch hopped on top of it, making the earth shake uncontrollably, and causing an avalanche to fall and engulf Toots.
[ButtMunch: Aw shit! Not again!
With that, ButtMunch boarded down the summit while being chased by an "enraged" avalanche. After a while of boarding and crap, ButtMunch unfortunately got away and he just happened to find the green Chaos Chrystal at the bottom of the summit!
As soon as ButtMunch grabbed the jewel, he was transported out of the level and back into the Ancient Ruins along with Toots.
ButtMunch looked down at Toots, who was once again glaring evilly back at him.
[ButtMunch: Hey, sorry 'bout leavin' ya'll back dere 'n all!
Toots calmly flipped ButtMunch the bird.
[ButtMunch: Haha.. Right back atcha', pal!
With that, ButtMunch and Toots walked off until suddenly Knutz ran in!
[Knutz: Get yer terrifying demon monkeys!!
Knutz ran past ButtMunch and Toots, then skidded to a halt.
[ButtMunch: What de hell's yo' beef?
[Knutz: Don't gimme' none of that, ya' brat! Rorumpnik told me all about you and the Master Nut!
[ButtMunch: De hell you talkin' 'bout, old tima'!?
[Knutz: We conveniently skipped by that part in Chapter 9... Well, ya' see, I met Buttman in Square Station and he told me that you were takin' all the Master Nut pieces for your own self!
[ButtMunch: And, of course, you believed him!
[Knutz: 'Course I did!
[Toots: Hey Gramps, Buttman was half-right. ButtMunch isn't taking the nut pieces... I AM!!
Toots pulled 6 little green "nut" shards out of his pocket. Knutz promptly slugged Toots out! Knutz picked up the shards just as Dr. Rorumpnik careened into him.
[Dr. Rorumpnik: How'm I doin'!? Rorumpnik turned around to face ButtMunch, Toots, and Knutz.
[Dr. Rorumpnik: Just thought I'd check up on ya' and make your life a living Hell, so...
Rorumpnik then slammed into ButtMunch, causing him to drop the two Chaos Chrystals he was holding. Rorumpnik then shot a tractor beam down on the Chrystals and "abducted" them.
[Dr. Rorumpik: Ha! You really are idiots aren't you? HEY DEFICATION!! COME OVER HERE!!!
Suddenly, Defication rose up from the ground. He was now three feet tall and had two mechanical arms. Rorumpnik then tossed the 2 Chrystals at Defication, causing the monster to turn into a shark-like creature after eating them.
[ButtMunch: Holy bejesus!!
Knutz looked around worridly.
[Knutz: Uh... uh... You didn't see nuthin'!
With that, Knutz buggered off. It was up to ButtMunch and Toots to beat it.
[ButtMunch: Awright buddy, I'mo trash yo' ass!
[Toots: Whatever...
With that, the fat little bugger leaped into battle with the Swizzle Miser. Toots heroically stood there and did nothing. After getting his own butt handed back to him, ButtMunch then poked Defication in the eyes rendering him blind. ButtMunch gave Defication a taste of the awful, insidious... FLYING BUTT PLYERS!!! ButtMunch leapt into the air and caught Defication between his buttcheeks, then shot him back down to Earth where he was left motionless.
[ButtMunch: Dat's right, boy! I trashed dat watery ass! An' don't come back, less you get worse!
[Dr. Rorumpnik: Aw geez...
Suddenly a phone rang. Rorumpnik picked it up.
[Dr. Rorumpnik: Yo, talk to me!
[G7AY: -=sounding like a little kid=- Rorumpnik! We were watching TV... and we all found a show we liked... and... and G8AY changed the channel!
[Dr. Rorumpnik: -=sigh=- Look, ButtMunch, sorry I can't stay and kill ya', but I gotta' do somethin'.
[ButtMunch: Oh, by all means, go ahead!
Suddenly a huge ship flew in.
[Dr. Rorumpnik: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, this is my airship thingy, the Fiber Carrier! It's really quite cool! Well, gotta' go!
Suddenly a tractor beam shot from the Fiber Carrier, which transported Rorumpnik and Defication up to it. ButtMunch and Toots stod silent for a bit.
[Toots: So.... Wanna' go torture Buttman some more!?
[ButtMunch: Sho' 'nuff!
