SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY! I so had no chance to post on Friday and Monday and Tuesday I was way sick! Well I still am really sick and my head is killing me but I wanted to come in to post so I'm not a slacker author and so I get this done before my school year ends. NOTE! Two chapters today and two on Friday! I hope you like them!

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Chapter 10- Pranking is good for mental health

Finally we were going to go through with our plan. I couldn't wait to annoy or humiliate Lily; hopefully it was a mix of both. Every time I replayed her and Sean inside my head I wanted to curse everything I saw. I don't know why this is getting me so angry. I mean, it's just Lily. Well, yea, I did like her a bit, but that's all behind me, I hope. It's not like she was my girlfriend or anything either. I need to stop thinking about all this. I swear I'm going crazier by the minute.

  First we went in and of course put them into a deep sleep. I was stiffly holding my things as I crept over to Lily's bed. She looks pretty while she sleeps, and she isn't being a bitch either. Too bad she's not the same when she's awake.

I took the mixture we concocted and poured it in her hair. It was made of honey, glue, some cologne a girl once gave Sirius, assorted lotions we had to "borrow" from some girls first and any other type of liquid product we could find. It smelled so strong when I dumped it out, and I wondered if it was having any kind of chemical reaction. Oh well, it's not as if her head will explode...I think.

Then, in the second part of our plan, what is the first thing a girl is going to do when she wakes up and finds her hair covered in that mess? After screaming, she will, of course, wash her hair. I went to all of their shampoo bottles and mixed in a potion that would make their hair invisible for 12 hours after washing. Then I cast a charm over it so they would think their hair looked the same as usual, still visible to eachother and to themselves. When I walked out of the bathroom I saw Peter pouring the rest of the mixture on the last girl's hair, and Remus and Sirius charming their robes. Some would say "I 3 Sirius"; wonder who wrote that, or have suggestive messages. Some just turned different colours or patterns whenever the wearer said a word beginning with a vowel. Remus, who was the best at charms out of us all would make some which looked normal but changed to be made out of different material, like chain mail (A/N like in LOTRs) or flowers, once the person had been wearing it for an hour; at just about the beginning of first class, if they put it on at their usual time. All the girls would also see them as normal robes, but like the way they would see their hair. Just before we left we remembered to charm the mirrors so they couldn't see anything wrong in them.

I know some of those things don't sound embarrassing, but if you think you look normal but everyone else sees what you are really wearing and bald you get pretty embarrassed. Especially if you didn't mean to look like that.

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The next morning we woke up and went to the great hall early, so as not to miss any of the fun. We saw all the 5th years in Lily's dorm troop in, talking about make-up as usual. It was pretty funny to see a whole bunch of snobby bald and oddly dressed girls walk in as if nothing were different. My satisfaction for doing it wasn't granted yet, I didn't see Lily humiliated. It would be even more embarrassing for her when she walked in alone while looking like that. I almost felt bad; almost. A couple minutes later she walked in with Chastity, wearing normal robes and a funky scarf on her head. Chastity looked the same. The scarves were some muggle trend at the time and didn't really look bad. How the hell did they figure it out though?? My thoughts were interrupted by the morning mail delivery. Some owl I didn't recognize landed in my mash and gave me a note.

James,

Great prank...I would be preparing to bow down to the master, yet you forgot one little detail. I have a nice, hand sized mirror which you didn't know to charm. I kind of realized when I couldn't see my hair this morning, and was wondering how all my robes got to say compliments about Sirius. Now tell me how to reverse the invisibility spell on my hair, or you'll be pretty sorry you didn't. 

Lily Evans

P.S. I hope you like your "present"

I looked at her, a bit questioningly with smug look on my face. What present was she talking about? The owl hadn't brought anything else but the note. Great job picking out a lame owl, Lily. Too bad for her the invisibility potion wouldn't wear off for a few hours. She would have to suffer and there was nothing else she could do about it. I shrugged at her and turned back to my food.

"Whoa! James, what happened to your face?" Sirius asked me bluntly.

"Errr...what are you talking about?" I asked. What is on my face?

"Maybe you should go to Madame Pomfrey; I'm sure she'll have something for your acne." Remus told me. I do not have acne. Since when have I had acne? I transfigured my spoon into a mirror and looked.  There were big, red pimples on my face and they looked like they formed shapes. Lots of straight lines...

"What does it say?" I asked roughly.

"L...I think that's an l anyway. Then I...wait it says Lily!" they finally figured out. I growled as I did the counter curse and watched them disappear. Oh that girl makes me so angry. I turned and glared at Lily. Childish, I know, but it didn't matter then. I saw Chastity get up and start walking towards the doors.

"See you later, mates." I said and followed her. It was time to put the second part of my plan into action. I kind of had a probably not brilliant-but oh well- idea that it might hurt Lily if I dated her best friend; her very best friend. I reached the door just as she did and held it open for her.

"I hope you're not mad over the prank; it was nothing personal." I said suavely to her and gave her my best smile.

"I don't think I'm the one you have to worry about being angry with you. Lily..." she started to say but I cut her off.

"I don't really care what Lily thinks of me right now, but I do care what you think, so if you're not angry I'm happy." I said and smiled.

"How can I be angry with someone who can smile like that?" she asked sweetly with a bit of sarcasm. "And who carries my things for me." She said and placed her things into my arms. Hah. She's pretty cool. No wonder Lily is her friend. I mean, Lily is lucky to have her for a friend.

"So...what class do you have now?" I asked her.

"Transfiguration. James, why are you talking to me?" she asked bluntly. She's a lot like Sirius. At least she got to the point.

"That's my favourite subject. Do you like it?" I said, trying to distract her, or at least let her know I didn't want to talk about that.

"Yes, I do, but you didn't answer my question. I'm not your usual type of girl, James, why are you talking to me?" she said. Good job I did of deferring her. You couldn't call her unfocused.

"I have a usual type? What is it, please enlighten me. And why aren't you it?"

"Yes, you have a usual type. Yours is the girly type, not the 'me' type. I'm blunt and cynical and not obsessed with my looks. That's not what your usual girls are like."

"What are they usually like, then?" I partly wanted to distract her and I also wanted to know. Since when did I have a 'type'?

"Cheerful, superficial and dumb." She said bluntly. Well...Emma, Breanne, Liz...she kind of did have a point. But it's not as if I liked those girls. They were just...there.

"Lily isn't my type." I said just to see if she would admit that's how her friend acted.

"Lily isn't really like that and you know it. She told me how...never mind... I erm gotta go." She said in a rush and tried to walk away, but I grabbed her wrist.

"What did she tell you?" I asked. When she looked at me her face softened and she sighed.