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Chapter 12
This Chapter Took WAY Too Long To Be Made
As ButtMunch and Toots raced towards Toot's "workshop," Toots suddenly stopped.
[Toots: Wait a second! I need to do something!
ButtMunch waited as Toots walked into his workshop. After about an hour-long wait, a flush was heard from the workshop and Toots came buggering out with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his boot. (By the way, don't ask how there was a flush... Ya' know... It being an outhouse and all.)
[Toots: Ok...
[ButtMunch: Well?
[Toots: Well what!?
[ButtMunch: Where de hell's dat damn plane you was jibba-jabberin' about!?!
[Toots: Oh, that!
Toots suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out a small remote control. He then mashed the button on it with all his force, thus summoning an airplane to come, bursting out of the ground followed by an air strip that extended out of nowhere just as the plane did. ButtMunch's piggy little eyes popped open as he took a step backwards.
[ButtMunch: Holy shit!
Toots looked at ButtMunch.
[Toots: What!?! It's just a damn airplane!
[ButtMunch: That wasn't what surprised me, ya' damn foo'!! I was just wonderin' where de hell all dat came from!
[Toots: ...Oh... Well what the hell are ya' waiting for!? Get in the damn plane!!
[ButtMunch: Dammit boy, whatchu' talkin' 'bout!?! I don't know how to fly dat damn piece o' shit!
Toots slapped his forehead.
[Toots: Dammit, I gotta' spoon-feed you, ya' little retard! Okay... Stand on top of the plane and I'll fly the damn thing!
[ButtMunch: Okay!
ButtMunch jumped on the back of the plane and crushed, it due to his immense weight. Toots jumped into the cockpit and started up the engine. After making a terrible screeching sound, thanks to ButtMunch's added weight on the thing, the plane took off into the sky. After a while, ButtMunch and Toots came upon Rorumpnik's giant airship (which was mentioned in chapter 10, but I was too lazy to go back and check its name). Just as the two drew closer to the gigantic ship, a large butt-shaped object in the back opened up!
[ButtMunch: MIGHTY FU--
Before ButtMunch could finish his wise statement, the giant ass-cannon fired out a tremendous fart, followed by a giant green beam which blew Toots' plane to smithereens!
[Toots: Oh that worked well!! Got any other bright ideas, ya' fat bastard!?!
That said, ButtMunch and Toots plummeted down to Earth. When they finally made impact, ButtMunch fell face first into the scummy water of the sewage treatment plant! ButtMunch got up and wiped the crap from his face, then looked around and noticed that Toots was gone!
[ButtMunch: God dammit where de hell did dat damn Toots go!? Man, we've been sayin' de word "damn" a lot lately... Well, I guess I gotta' go find de little bastard, and when I do I'm gonna' bust a cap in his little 3 cheeked ass!
ButtMunch looked up and noticed that a little girl was standing there for absolutely NO REASON!!
[ButtMunch: What de hell you doin' here ya' little bitch!?!
With that, ButtMunch punched out the little girl, knocking her out completely! With that done, ButtMunch ran off into Square Station. After a few minutes of running about aimlessly in a failed attempt to find Toots, ButtMunch gave up and started looking for something to eat. Just as he was about to turn around, however, ButtMunch felt a sharp pain in the back of his head. This was probably because someone had just jammed an axe in it.
ButtMunch turned around to see who the damn foo' was responsible, and it was none other than Crazy Ho, his "girlfriend", or so he said...
[ButtMunch: Well if it ain't my ole' bitch, Crazy Ho! How's it goin' ya' ole' bitch!?!
ButtMunch grinned stupidly at Crazy, who was a scary stinkhound-like thing wearing a barrel, with no neck, terrifying evil eyes, and a broken handcuff on her right arm!
[Crazy: (In a deep man's voice, think Coach McGuirk from "Home Movies") I am NOT your bitch by any stretch of the imagination, shit-head! I thought jamming my axe in your head would kill you, ya' bastard, but I guess your tremendous barrier of fat protected you...
[ButtMunch: (grabs and jiggles his belly) Yeah... Hehe, it sho' does... Hehe!
[Crazy: Shut the hell up!
[ButtMunch: Ya'll always so sweet on me, Crazy!
Suddenly, a large robot came out from behind a building. ButtMunch put his hands up in a very girly fashion and squealed in the same manner!
[ButtMunch: Oh lawdy, lawdy, what be that monstrosity!!??!!
Crazy popped her axe out of ButtMunch's head.
[Crazy: It's a robot, retard, what's it look like!?!
ButtMunch jumped up down yet again like a little faggot.
[ButtMunch: Oh he'p me! He'p me!! Don't let it get me!! DON'T LET IT GET ME!!!!
With that Crazy tossed her axe at the robot's head, causing it to collapse dead on the ground.
[Crazy: Happy!?! Now shut the f*** up!
Crazy walked over to the "dead" robot and pulled her axe out of it just as ButtMunch gave out another squeal.
[Crazy: What the hell is it now!!?!!
Crazy looked over to see ButtMunch standing in front of the entrance to a stupid-looking amusement park.
[ButtMunch: Lookit here, Crazy!! It done says dat cute couples can get in fo' free!
[Crazy: Well that's stupid...
ButtMunch looked over at Crazy and bit his lower lip, giving her a stupid looking smile.
[ButtMunch: You thinkin', what I'm thinkin'?
Crazy's eyes popped open with an unsettling twitch from her right one.
[Crazy: NO WAY!!! I despise that damn park!! I can think of 1,000 things I'd rather do than go to that park, ESPECIALLY with you!!!
[ButtMunch: Come on Crazy, it's free fo' God's sake!! I mean it says right here in black and white, "Cute couples get in free!"
[Crazy: Yeah, well here's a newsflash for ya', retard! We aren't a couple!! And neither of us are cute by any stretch of the imagination whatsoever!!
[ButtMunch: Oh come on, bitch, it'll be fun!
[Crazy: Don't you dare!!!
Not heeding Crazy's warning, ButtMunch grabbed her arm and ran into the amusement park with her. Just as they were about to enter, Crazy slammed her axe into ButtMunch's head and ran inside to escape from him.
[ButtMunch: Dat ole' bitch, she playin' hard to get!
And with that, ButtMunch ran inside after her.
