Duh..duh...duh.DUHHHHH..!Yes it's Chapter 5!!!and further more we'll be
introducing a new character only created five seconds ago...In the next
chapter..Yes, I am an idiot.anyway we're gonna find out why Max is evil now
and why Gramps didn't stop 'im on time!AAAAAAAAAAND, we'll also find out a
bit more about how close Sooryu and Isabelle really are.No reviews are bad
reviews, so I'm willing to take any flame you throw at me..with an insult
at you in the next chapter.not.I'm way too nice to do that my
Compatriots..Jesus, I have to stop talking like Gado or everyone will try
to avoid me in the future!Anyhow, As you have noticed, I'm making the best
effort I can to make the chapters longer, and this plotline will take a
long time to resolve too, so thank you to Tiger 5913 and Ramza Lionheart
for telling me to make the story longer and to stop the time line from
going too fast, now I might be able to have some fun with my characters
and make Hudson officials go into cold sweats at night...
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Anyshpoot, Enjoy!
-Darkness Angel.
What has Phoenix done!?!?
(Chapter 5)
Bakuryu stumbled into the room as his wife ran to him screaming.His blood soaked body hit the floor as he grunted in pain, "Max..Evil..Busuzima..Planning..God...Doomed.." Let me elaborate on what the man said.. "Max has become Evil and is working for Busuzima who is Planning to become a God and now we're all fucking Doomed..." "We know narrator!"Sooryu said ignorantly. "Yeah!It's not like we're retarded ya know!"Izzy chimed in. Hey!IF you two don't stop I'll shout the narration at all of your *personal* pieces!
Meanwhile in Mizu's room....... Mizuryu and Cronos lay in the bed looking at each other in shock.. "I didn't know I would be all paedophilic and screw you there..And to think I'm also pregnant.."Mizuryu said. "Don't be panicking, we won't tell people about this whole making love while I was three and you were pregnant thing after this whole problem is sorted.." "Pingu, I got that maternal twinge that Max is doing something bad right now.." "Don't worry Bubbles."
MEANWHILE... Max loaded the fish in the bucket for the killer whale with plastic explosives...he threw them in while little kids were looking at the whale and a few seconds later....*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!SPLAT!SPLUTTER!SLOP!* Max laughed at the kids screams of terror.Hans put his hand on Max's shoulder, "Little prince, why did you become evil?I mean, you were loved weren't you?" "It's in my blood."Max replied, "On my dad's side.His Mom is Evil, He was evil, and now I'm evil."
Also meanwhile... Sooryu and Izzy walked by a stream. "No shit sherlock!"Sooryu and Izzy said pointing at the stream. Right.that's it!SOORYU AND IZZY WALKED BY A STERAM HOLDING HANDS! "OKAY WE SURRENDER!" That's better.anyway, they had secretly been a couple for a year now and they were having their anniversary Stroll as they began to kiss. "I think you're a worthless scum sucking crotch kissing bollox!"Izzy said before kissing Sooryu's neck. "You're a lousy, no good for nothing pathetic piece of shit crack whore and I want to rip your hear out of your chest!"Sooryu said before nibbling on his girlfriend's ear. "I hate you!"Izzy spat as Sooryu rummaged through his pocket. "Yeah?Well I don't want to marry you!"He said coldly. Izzy stopped, 'Is he serious, does he not love me after all or is he still playing our weird game?' Sooryu produced a ring from his pocket, "So what d'ya say, do you not want to marry me?" "Of course I do.not...uh...You do really want to marry me?" Sooryu nodded his head, "The game is over, I do want you to be my wife, that is if you want to stop our twisted games and settle down with me." "Oh Sooryu,"Izzy sighed running her fingers through his siky blue hair, "The game's gone too far, It stopped for me a long time ago.I'll marry you within a heartbeat." Sooryu put the ring on Izzy's finger and they kissed. "Squeeky?"she said softly. "Yes mew-mew?"he replied. "Will we tell the others?I mean now that we're getting hitched?"She said as Sooryu nibbled on her neck. "Guess we have to."He said quietly. Their serenity was shattered by a girly scream..Cronos obviously found out about Max... The two lovers looked at each other and ran up to their home.
"Is he 'k'?"Izzy asked. "They are fine."Shenlong said, "So how are things with you?" "Well, we have something to tell you."Sooryu said, "All of you." Everyone in the room looked at the two."Yes?" "We're-"They were cut off by Jenny entering the room with a young girl. "Everyone, this is-"Jenny was cut off by Izzy gasping "Rosie...."
-end of chapter 5! Hee hee!Sooryu and Izzy give our poor narrator hell! Kitty:Some times I wonder why I took up the job of being the narrator. Izzy:Because you sucked royally at writing the fics! Sooryu:Yeah, and you were threatened by your little sister... Kitty:....SHUT UP OR ELSE!!! Darkness:..I live in a mental institution here... Max:Why did I kill a killer whale? Kenta:The stable diet of killer whales is penguins.. Max:Now I know. Rosie:What's with all the dots? Kenta:(smirks seductively)Hello! (moves over to Rosie and begins to charm her.) Izzy:SHIN GET YER PAWS OFFA MY KID SISTER! Darkness:I think this is where we run for our sanity's sake.See ya!
What has Phoenix done!?!?
(Chapter 5)
Bakuryu stumbled into the room as his wife ran to him screaming.His blood soaked body hit the floor as he grunted in pain, "Max..Evil..Busuzima..Planning..God...Doomed.." Let me elaborate on what the man said.. "Max has become Evil and is working for Busuzima who is Planning to become a God and now we're all fucking Doomed..." "We know narrator!"Sooryu said ignorantly. "Yeah!It's not like we're retarded ya know!"Izzy chimed in. Hey!IF you two don't stop I'll shout the narration at all of your *personal* pieces!
Meanwhile in Mizu's room....... Mizuryu and Cronos lay in the bed looking at each other in shock.. "I didn't know I would be all paedophilic and screw you there..And to think I'm also pregnant.."Mizuryu said. "Don't be panicking, we won't tell people about this whole making love while I was three and you were pregnant thing after this whole problem is sorted.." "Pingu, I got that maternal twinge that Max is doing something bad right now.." "Don't worry Bubbles."
MEANWHILE... Max loaded the fish in the bucket for the killer whale with plastic explosives...he threw them in while little kids were looking at the whale and a few seconds later....*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!SPLAT!SPLUTTER!SLOP!* Max laughed at the kids screams of terror.Hans put his hand on Max's shoulder, "Little prince, why did you become evil?I mean, you were loved weren't you?" "It's in my blood."Max replied, "On my dad's side.His Mom is Evil, He was evil, and now I'm evil."
Also meanwhile... Sooryu and Izzy walked by a stream. "No shit sherlock!"Sooryu and Izzy said pointing at the stream. Right.that's it!SOORYU AND IZZY WALKED BY A STERAM HOLDING HANDS! "OKAY WE SURRENDER!" That's better.anyway, they had secretly been a couple for a year now and they were having their anniversary Stroll as they began to kiss. "I think you're a worthless scum sucking crotch kissing bollox!"Izzy said before kissing Sooryu's neck. "You're a lousy, no good for nothing pathetic piece of shit crack whore and I want to rip your hear out of your chest!"Sooryu said before nibbling on his girlfriend's ear. "I hate you!"Izzy spat as Sooryu rummaged through his pocket. "Yeah?Well I don't want to marry you!"He said coldly. Izzy stopped, 'Is he serious, does he not love me after all or is he still playing our weird game?' Sooryu produced a ring from his pocket, "So what d'ya say, do you not want to marry me?" "Of course I do.not...uh...You do really want to marry me?" Sooryu nodded his head, "The game is over, I do want you to be my wife, that is if you want to stop our twisted games and settle down with me." "Oh Sooryu,"Izzy sighed running her fingers through his siky blue hair, "The game's gone too far, It stopped for me a long time ago.I'll marry you within a heartbeat." Sooryu put the ring on Izzy's finger and they kissed. "Squeeky?"she said softly. "Yes mew-mew?"he replied. "Will we tell the others?I mean now that we're getting hitched?"She said as Sooryu nibbled on her neck. "Guess we have to."He said quietly. Their serenity was shattered by a girly scream..Cronos obviously found out about Max... The two lovers looked at each other and ran up to their home.
"Is he 'k'?"Izzy asked. "They are fine."Shenlong said, "So how are things with you?" "Well, we have something to tell you."Sooryu said, "All of you." Everyone in the room looked at the two."Yes?" "We're-"They were cut off by Jenny entering the room with a young girl. "Everyone, this is-"Jenny was cut off by Izzy gasping "Rosie...."
-end of chapter 5! Hee hee!Sooryu and Izzy give our poor narrator hell! Kitty:Some times I wonder why I took up the job of being the narrator. Izzy:Because you sucked royally at writing the fics! Sooryu:Yeah, and you were threatened by your little sister... Kitty:....SHUT UP OR ELSE!!! Darkness:..I live in a mental institution here... Max:Why did I kill a killer whale? Kenta:The stable diet of killer whales is penguins.. Max:Now I know. Rosie:What's with all the dots? Kenta:(smirks seductively)Hello! (moves over to Rosie and begins to charm her.) Izzy:SHIN GET YER PAWS OFFA MY KID SISTER! Darkness:I think this is where we run for our sanity's sake.See ya!
