Authors Note: Any instances of non-standard spelling, grammar, or
punctuation are hereby declared intentional, and should be considered
jokkes. As for the wittiness (like this authors note) I must thank Michael
Gerber and his parody of Harry Potter (Barry Trotter and the shameless
parody) because I stole most of the funny jokes from him.well, only some.
The TFB Nightclub
Faye was a respectable member of the TFB. Well, respectable until an idea struck her head (which didn't happen often) to open a Nightclub. Oddly, the other TFB members didn't seem to mind much, or they just didn't give a damn at all. So that is exactly what Faye did. She opened a nightclub especially for the TFB members, which was situated just down the road from the TFB itself. She called it "Late Night Sauna", after the name of a song from her favourite band, Busted, which she had been obsessing over at the time. And rather fittingly, Faye had another idea (she must have set a world record), why not Busted play on her opening night? Thinking this was the best idea in the wold, Faye magically rang the band up and surprisingly enough, they agreed. Faye must admit that even she was shocked to see they had accepted the offer. They obviously hadn't heard of the TFB before. It was rumoured that it had once been a hospital for insane teenagers to discuss different ways of kidnapping penguins and poking badgers with spoons. And by looking at the rabble that associated there, you wouldn't be surprised these rumours were flying around. Anyway, back to the Nightclub.
It was the opening evening of Late Night Sauna, and every TFB member that had the slightest interest in the Club (most just wanted to pelt each other with stuffed olives) had been invited. The Busted boys had arrived at six (although they didn't perform until nine, but Faye just wanted to be in the same place as them) and had settled into the dressing rooms. After having simultaneous heart attacks when ever she heard the lads breathing, Faye had got everything set up for the big night.
The TFB Nightclub
Faye was a respectable member of the TFB. Well, respectable until an idea struck her head (which didn't happen often) to open a Nightclub. Oddly, the other TFB members didn't seem to mind much, or they just didn't give a damn at all. So that is exactly what Faye did. She opened a nightclub especially for the TFB members, which was situated just down the road from the TFB itself. She called it "Late Night Sauna", after the name of a song from her favourite band, Busted, which she had been obsessing over at the time. And rather fittingly, Faye had another idea (she must have set a world record), why not Busted play on her opening night? Thinking this was the best idea in the wold, Faye magically rang the band up and surprisingly enough, they agreed. Faye must admit that even she was shocked to see they had accepted the offer. They obviously hadn't heard of the TFB before. It was rumoured that it had once been a hospital for insane teenagers to discuss different ways of kidnapping penguins and poking badgers with spoons. And by looking at the rabble that associated there, you wouldn't be surprised these rumours were flying around. Anyway, back to the Nightclub.
It was the opening evening of Late Night Sauna, and every TFB member that had the slightest interest in the Club (most just wanted to pelt each other with stuffed olives) had been invited. The Busted boys had arrived at six (although they didn't perform until nine, but Faye just wanted to be in the same place as them) and had settled into the dressing rooms. After having simultaneous heart attacks when ever she heard the lads breathing, Faye had got everything set up for the big night.
