It was now eight thirty (my how time flies) and Late Night Sauna had filled up considerably. Faye was feeling rather smug with herself at the turn out, and just as her head was about to get so big that it would pop and smear the walls with her brain, something humane like knocked into her, sending her and the "thing" on to the floor. Faye looked up to see May brushing dust off her clothes. Faye rubbed her head and got off the floor.

"Hiya May." She said presenting a clipboard from somewhere and looking down it.

"Hiya. So, who's playing tonight?" May asked sitting herself down at one of the tables at the front.

"Busted." Faye replied with wide dream-like eyes.

"What? You've got to be kidding me. You couldn't have got someone better than Busted?" May scowled.

"Better.than.Busted?" Faye asked confused.

"Yea, I'm not going to come if you don't get someone better." May said sipping on a cocktail with a pink umbrella.

Faye stopped and thought for a second. She grinned as an idea struck her (oh my, three ideas in one story, now look who's the brain surgeon).

"Stay here. Don't go, I have just the thing for you." Faye said and disappeared off into the crowd.

~~~ Meanwhile in the dressing rooms ~~~

James entered the dressing room to find Charlie examining himself in the mirror and Matt reading a magazine. He had just been out to get some Jaffa cakes and settled himself down in a chair and started having a good ol' munch on them. Matt looked repulsed at the small orange tub and shifted his chair away from James slightly. James grinned and small crumbs of Jaffa cake fell from his mouth. Matt was about to protest when there was a knock at the door.

"Come in." Matt said.

The door opened slowly and Amie poked her head round the corner.

"Hi James." She said quietly.

James looked up and quickly swallowed the Jaffa cakes. Unfortunately he started to choke.

"Hi." He said feebly after he stopped coughing.

"I was just wondering if I could leave you my number." Amie said.

"Yea sure." James said and pulled a small note pad out of his pocket. He flipped through a few pages and handed it to Amie. She grinned like an insane person and scrawled her number down.

"Thanks." She said and departed.

"How many pages you got now JB?" Matt asked.

"Six." James replied grinning and looking through the pages of numbers he had.

"I've almost got six." Matt said getting up and looking down at James' list.

"How many have you got Chaz?" Matt asked Charlie.

"One wouldn't know seeing as one doesn't mingle with the lower classes." Charlie replied.

James rolled his eyes and threw his note pad at Charlie's head. It pounced off and tumbled to the floor.

"Oi, knob 'ead! Careful of my eyebrows it takes me forever to get them this bushy." Charlie said running his fingers over them.

"I don't see why you bother mate. People only point and laugh." James said.

~~~ Back to the Club ~~~

Hannah and May sat at the table near the front of the stage.

"So who's playing tonight?" Hannah asked.

"Busted." May groaned.

"Oh you are kiddin me."

"Nope."

"Right well, I'm not sticking around then." Hannah said getting out her mobile phone. She tapped in a number and waited for and answer.

"Neo? Where are you?" She asked.

A faint reply that sounded a lot like "UUUUHHHHH" came from the other end. May didn't understand but Hannah seemed to know what that meant.

"Good. Stay there and get your tea machine ready. I'm coming over." Hannah said.

Another "UUUUUHHHH" could be heard and Hannah put the phone down.

"Seeya May." She said before hopping off her seat and leaving.

"Bye." May said unhappily.

Just then Faye came running back.

"Right. I've got it sorted. Tom is coming to do a strip tease." She said.

"Tom? Tom who? Not Tom Felton surely?" May asked.

"Nooooo! Don't be silly! I don't want my Club reaking of fish! No Tom Wansey." Faye said.

"WHAAAAAAAAAA! WANSEEEEEEY!!!!" May screamed.