HOGS HAVE WARTS?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Chapter 3 – God's Food etc…
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"Hagrid, thank you for bringing the first years up to the castle," said a strict looking witch who had square glasses.
"Your welcome Minerva. Between you and me, it looks like we are going to have trouble makers for seven years," said Hagrid.
"Which ones?" asked McGonagall.
"You'll see soon." With that Hagrid left and headed for the Great Hall.
"Hello…" McGonagall was interrupted for the first time in 27 years.
"Hello… Minnie," said Loup with an evil grin playing on his features.
"Excuse me?! WHO ARE YOU!?!?"
"I am Loup Raven Lupin Grova. This is Tigra Lily Snape Ila. And this, Minnie," said Loup pointing at Jayda, "is Jayda Cassandra Frier."
"Lupin? Snape? Ila? Frier?" McGonagall fell into a dead faint.
Peeves suddenly showed up and yelled enough to make everyone deaf, "TEACHER DOWN!!" Then the earth started to shake. A stampede of Hogwarts staff and students rushed to the scene and Madame Pomfrey hurried Minnie to the hospital wing.
Dumbledore asked, "What's going on here?" All the first year students pointed to Loup, Tigra, and Jayda. They looked back with a look on their faces saying, 'WHAT?!' (A/N: like the Toblerone commercials…lol). Harry then started laughing and Dumbledore returned a warm, welcoming smile.
"POTTER! What is it that you find so humorous?!" Snape sneered. Mafloy snickered.
"UNCLE SEVY!!!!!! THAT SOOO NOT NICE!! Mother told you to behave. She isn't going to like this. Remember? AND STOP BULLYING THE GRYFFINDORS…" Tigra yelled with a mischievous smile placed on her innocent face. Tigra smile evilly. "YOU KNOW THAT YOU LOVE THEM." Everyone in 2nd year an above laughed to see that Snape had a niece and was being told off by her. Snape stood there looking petrified and everyone in 6th and 7th year laughed, knowing about the Chamber of Secrets. Snape recovered consciousness and walked away smoothly.
"OK, everyone in the Great Hall for the Sorting Ceremony," Dumbledore chuckled.
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After the Sorting Ceremony…
"I am SOO happy we all got into Ravenclaw!!" said Jayda, jumping for joy, "YAYNESS ABOVE!!!!" (A/N: lol jade)
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Outside the Ravenclaw Common Room…
"This statue of books and sketch pats is the entrance to the Common Room. The password for now is Ghost Gum."
Loup, Tigra, and Jayda followed the fifth year Prefect into the Common Room.
"Wow," whispered Tigra as the Prefect started to tell them the rules (Which they ignored!).
"Girls, up the stairs to the left. Boys, up the stairs to the right. Everyone needs to be in their dorm room by 9:30 pm every night." With that the Prefect headed over to his friends.
Tigra, Loup, and Jayda headed over to the armchairs in front of the fire which no one was sitting in.
"I don't wanna go to bed at 9:30!" whined Jayda.
"Oh shove it!" said Loup and Jayda at the same time.
"I'm bored…" Loup said while eating crushed ice that had randomly appeared. "Wow, ice is God's food!!"
"OOOH let's make a list God's food and drinks!!" said Jayda jumping up and down and got out her wand and said something funny and then a piece of parchment and a quill appeared.
Tigra grabbed the parchment and quill out of the air and started to right the list with Loup and Jayda's help.
God's Foods
- Ice
- Chocolate
- Strawberries
- Banana Chocolate chip Cake
- Ice Cream
- Watermelon
- Grape Fruit
- Sugar
- Roasted Marshmallows
- Gum
- Pizza
- Rice
- Pea Soup
- Gummies
- Sour Sweets
- Waffles
- Cereal
- Carmel Popcorn
God's Drinks
- Sprite
- Water
- Vanilla Coke (Only loved by Loup.)
- Strawberry Smoothies
- Ice Cream Smoothies
- C Plus Wink
"I'm tired," said Tigra as she got up to leave. "I'm going up to bed."
Jayda followed Tigra up to their dorm which they were sharing with two other girls named Jann Ghetso and Jess Fisher.
Five minutes later Loup headed up to bed. In the dorm were three other guys named Dan Tills, Eric Caprem, and Josh Reent.
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The rest of first year pasted in a breeze. Jayda, Tigra, and Loup learned many new spells and tricks/pranks (which they hadn't pulled yet.) The got into numerous fights with the first year Slytherins, made Minnie's head greyer, got favored by Snape and Remus, and got a map of Hogwarts for Christmas. That year Harry, Draco Malfoy, Ron, Hermione, and the other seventh years graduated.
The second year went by even faster with Loup becoming friends with Dan Tills who the girls didn't particularity like. Over the year Loup had several girlfriends which caused Loup and the girls to drift apart but still be friends. Pranks started to fly and they got in trouble more than the first year.
Third year was the same except with the increase in homework and Loup's number of girlfriends. They wanted to break the Detention Record by their Seventh Year.
In the fourth year Tigra went out with one guy named Ariel Topez from Hufflepuff for four days. Jayda and Tigra became best friends will Loup was still with them, but popular. For the past four years, Tigra than Loup, then Jayda were the top of their grade.
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