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Me: Today's helper is Bit, unfortunately, why'd I pick him?
Bit: Oh. that's mean
Me: Whatever idiot
So, who's the first victim
Bit: .....
Me: Helloooo
Bit: I'm not telling
Me: Why noy?
Bit: 'cause you said I was an idiot and I wan a apology.
Me: Why should I apologize? You are an idiot
Bit: Then I'm not telling the name and you can't start
Me: I memorized who,when and what to ask, stupid
Bit: Oh
Me: THe first victim of today's show is... Van
Van: Yeah, I'm gonna be first to leave
Bit: lucky you
Me: Screw you both.
So, Van, what do you love the most?
Van: P-
Me: _except for papayas.
Van: Fiona
Fiona: Oh Van that's so sweet
Me: sweet,uh?
Have you guys done it yet?
Van: Done what?
Me: You know,umh-umh
Van:What?
Bit: And they say I'm dumb
Van: Bit, you know what she's talking about?
Bit: Yeah, marriage
Me: You both are idiots
Bit: You mean I'm wrong
Me: completely
Bit: shit
Van:So what is it?
Raven: goddamn it Van, it's obvious she's asking you if you've fucked Fiona yet.
Stop wasting time, I wanna get outta here as fast as possible.
Me: Thanks Raven, I think. So Van,have you?
Van: Hell yeah
Me: How many times?
Van: None of your business
Me: Answer the damn question
Van: 10- 15 times, I dunno. I didn't count
Fiona: 17 actually
Me: Really? So Fiona, Is Van's dick long?
Van: Hey! that ain't your business. Oh, and can I leave now that you changed victims?
Me: rrr
Van: Ok, I got it, geez
Me: Fiona, your answer
Fiona: It's huge
Me: When you guys had sex, did you such his dick
Fiona: ...., I'd rather not answer that
Me: or in other words, yes
Fiona: That's not what I said!
Me: But that's what you meant, right?
Fiona: who cares about that anyway
Bit: sucking his dick, that's gross. Was it even clean?
Fiona: I dunno
All,except,well take a guess who,:ewww
Bit:Now I wanna vomit
Me:Van,you can leave now
Van: Yippi
Fiona:What about me?
Me:I got other questions
Do you fake passing out and hearing voices?
Fiona: Why would I do that?
Me: I dunno. Attention maybe
Fiona: No I don't fake it
Me: Have you slept with anyone other than Van?
Fiona: Yes, but don't tell him that
Bit: Who was it?
Fiona: Uhhh, I don't think that person wants you to know
Me: come on tell us, Van isn't here, I made him leave just because of that question.
Fiona: Yea, but that person is
Me:*looks around the room*: which one is it?
Fiona: Not telling
Me: I'll figure it out,...., oh I know, it's Rudolph right?
Fiona: How_
Me: He was blushing real hard
Fiona: Rudolph, get your face in control
Rudolph: Um, where and how is this show broadcasted?
Me:By Tv and Radio everywhere in Zi, why?
*Rudolph faints*
Karl: His people foud out, that's why.
Thomas: Wow, him and Fiona.How'd he do that?Wait, isn't he kind of young for that?
MB: He sure is
Me:Whatever.Fiona you slut,you can leave.
Fiona: Oh, thank you Almighty God
Me: you trying to piss me off, you know the rules. Keep any God praising to yourself.
Fiona: Why not?
Me: 'Cause I'm an atheist stupid slut.
So Irvine, are you feeling better from last time.
Irvine: Thank you for your con_
Me: Who cares?
Do you want vengeance on Moonbay?
Irvine: Yes
Me: What are you gonna do?
Irvine: Nothing
Me:???
Irvine: If I did anything to her she'd hurt me back. She's dangerous you know.
MB: That's right. Hurt me and I'll send you in a coma.
Irvine:Fuck you
Me: Irvine, what activities did you do when you were younger
Irvine: Soccer, Football, chess,ballet, band..
Me:ballet
Irvine: Did I say ballet?, I meant,uhh.M-my sister did ballet, I ,uh, watched her.
Me: Irvine took ballet Moonbay sings. How about a show
Bit: Nobody'd come. A guy who ballet dances and a girl who can't sing, that's just plain nasty.
MB: Can't sing?
Bit: I-I meant who sings beautifully, just the Irvine's dancing would bring you down
Irvine: I don't do BALLET
MB: Say "hello coma" Bit
Me: Moonbay, wait for the end of the show please
MB: When is it?
Me: Right Now.
Show's over, see ya next time. Bit, say bye.
Bit: Goodbye everyone
*MB hits on Bit. Blood comes out, he faints. Irvine calls the hospital, Karl wakes Rudolph up*
How did you like it, plz R&R
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Me: Today's helper is Bit, unfortunately, why'd I pick him?
Bit: Oh. that's mean
Me: Whatever idiot
So, who's the first victim
Bit: .....
Me: Helloooo
Bit: I'm not telling
Me: Why noy?
Bit: 'cause you said I was an idiot and I wan a apology.
Me: Why should I apologize? You are an idiot
Bit: Then I'm not telling the name and you can't start
Me: I memorized who,when and what to ask, stupid
Bit: Oh
Me: THe first victim of today's show is... Van
Van: Yeah, I'm gonna be first to leave
Bit: lucky you
Me: Screw you both.
So, Van, what do you love the most?
Van: P-
Me: _except for papayas.
Van: Fiona
Fiona: Oh Van that's so sweet
Me: sweet,uh?
Have you guys done it yet?
Van: Done what?
Me: You know,umh-umh
Van:What?
Bit: And they say I'm dumb
Van: Bit, you know what she's talking about?
Bit: Yeah, marriage
Me: You both are idiots
Bit: You mean I'm wrong
Me: completely
Bit: shit
Van:So what is it?
Raven: goddamn it Van, it's obvious she's asking you if you've fucked Fiona yet.
Stop wasting time, I wanna get outta here as fast as possible.
Me: Thanks Raven, I think. So Van,have you?
Van: Hell yeah
Me: How many times?
Van: None of your business
Me: Answer the damn question
Van: 10- 15 times, I dunno. I didn't count
Fiona: 17 actually
Me: Really? So Fiona, Is Van's dick long?
Van: Hey! that ain't your business. Oh, and can I leave now that you changed victims?
Me: rrr
Van: Ok, I got it, geez
Me: Fiona, your answer
Fiona: It's huge
Me: When you guys had sex, did you such his dick
Fiona: ...., I'd rather not answer that
Me: or in other words, yes
Fiona: That's not what I said!
Me: But that's what you meant, right?
Fiona: who cares about that anyway
Bit: sucking his dick, that's gross. Was it even clean?
Fiona: I dunno
All,except,well take a guess who,:ewww
Bit:Now I wanna vomit
Me:Van,you can leave now
Van: Yippi
Fiona:What about me?
Me:I got other questions
Do you fake passing out and hearing voices?
Fiona: Why would I do that?
Me: I dunno. Attention maybe
Fiona: No I don't fake it
Me: Have you slept with anyone other than Van?
Fiona: Yes, but don't tell him that
Bit: Who was it?
Fiona: Uhhh, I don't think that person wants you to know
Me: come on tell us, Van isn't here, I made him leave just because of that question.
Fiona: Yea, but that person is
Me:*looks around the room*: which one is it?
Fiona: Not telling
Me: I'll figure it out,...., oh I know, it's Rudolph right?
Fiona: How_
Me: He was blushing real hard
Fiona: Rudolph, get your face in control
Rudolph: Um, where and how is this show broadcasted?
Me:By Tv and Radio everywhere in Zi, why?
*Rudolph faints*
Karl: His people foud out, that's why.
Thomas: Wow, him and Fiona.How'd he do that?Wait, isn't he kind of young for that?
MB: He sure is
Me:Whatever.Fiona you slut,you can leave.
Fiona: Oh, thank you Almighty God
Me: you trying to piss me off, you know the rules. Keep any God praising to yourself.
Fiona: Why not?
Me: 'Cause I'm an atheist stupid slut.
So Irvine, are you feeling better from last time.
Irvine: Thank you for your con_
Me: Who cares?
Do you want vengeance on Moonbay?
Irvine: Yes
Me: What are you gonna do?
Irvine: Nothing
Me:???
Irvine: If I did anything to her she'd hurt me back. She's dangerous you know.
MB: That's right. Hurt me and I'll send you in a coma.
Irvine:Fuck you
Me: Irvine, what activities did you do when you were younger
Irvine: Soccer, Football, chess,ballet, band..
Me:ballet
Irvine: Did I say ballet?, I meant,uhh.M-my sister did ballet, I ,uh, watched her.
Me: Irvine took ballet Moonbay sings. How about a show
Bit: Nobody'd come. A guy who ballet dances and a girl who can't sing, that's just plain nasty.
MB: Can't sing?
Bit: I-I meant who sings beautifully, just the Irvine's dancing would bring you down
Irvine: I don't do BALLET
MB: Say "hello coma" Bit
Me: Moonbay, wait for the end of the show please
MB: When is it?
Me: Right Now.
Show's over, see ya next time. Bit, say bye.
Bit: Goodbye everyone
*MB hits on Bit. Blood comes out, he faints. Irvine calls the hospital, Karl wakes Rudolph up*
How did you like it, plz R&R
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