Zidane FF9-" You don't need a reason to help people"
Cloud: Yes you do
Disclaimer:.........Fuck it all!

Cloud: Hey I'm back
All: boooooooooo!
Me: stick a bone in it
My helpers are Jamie and hopefully the Wild Eagle, that is if he shows up
Jamie: Who's the Wild Eagle
Me: Idiot, just tell me who the freaking victim is
Jamie: Fine but watch your language. It's Prozen
Me: I do what I want.Capisce?
So Prozen. Do you fear anything
Prozen: No,I'm fearless
Me: Oh, come on. Just tell me in the ear. I know you're scared of something
Prozen: Well pshpshpsh
Me: Ah-Ah-Ah, really
Prozen: Yes
Jamie: What is it?
Me: He's afraid of............ants. Bwawawawawawa
Raven: How can you be afraid of itsy bitsy tiny ants?
Prozen:.....................sniffs
Raven: Prozen's about to cry. I've gotta see this
Prozen: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*All put their hands on their ears*
Me:Stop your whining
Jamie: Man, that's loud
Raven: Please stop
Prozen:sniffs, oh my God, Raven said "please"
Raven: So?
Prozen: Since when are you polite?
Raven: Since when do you cry?
Me: Girls,stop it.
Prozen & Raven: Girls????
Me: Just stop being crybabies, My show has to go on, and if you delay it, you're gonna stay
here longer
*Prozen& Raven sit nicely and quiet*
Me: Next victim please Jamie
WE: who's Jamie?
Me: oh goody, you're here*WE stands for Wild Eagle in case you didn't know*
Just tell us the 2nd victim
WE: How am I supposed to know who it is?
Me: It's written on the index card. Just read it
WE: I can't
Me: Why not?
WE: I can't read good
Me:??? great WE has the courage but Jamie has the brains
Just read how you can
WE: DU--M-N-OS
Oh, Dominoes??
Me: It's Thomas
Thomas: Yes
Me: How many languages van you speak?
Thomas:13
Me: What are they?
Thomas: Portuguese, English, German, Japanese, French, Spanish, Egyptian, Chinese(all of them), Indou, Swedish, Latin, Greek, Al Bhed
Me: Al Bhed?
Thomas: Yes
Me: That's not a real language. It's a made up language by Squaresoft in FF10
Thomas: I didn't know
Me: How did you learn these languages?
Thomas: I studied them at school
Me: Ecen though there's only one language spoken in Zi
Thomas: Uhhh, Yes
Me: That is stupid to learn language that don't exist on your own planet
Thomas: No it isnnnnnnnn't
WE: Yes it is, why would you want to speak those languages if your opponents can't understand their insults. They won't be bothered by it
Me:WE is right even for an "encule"
WE: What?
Me: See, proof it's stupid
Thomas: I guess you're right but what does it mean?
Me: I thought you learned French
Thomas: Not that word
Me: I guess you didn't study bad words
Thomas: No
Me: You do something stupid, and you don't finish it. How low can you get?
Thomas: You're mean. BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
WE:Yeah
Me: Look it up. Though I doubt you'll find it.
Thomas:You're pure evil
Me: Thank you
Jamie: For what?
Me: Good, you're back
Read me the last victim
Jamie: What?? It's already the end. It's Karl
Me: Oh No, Not him
Karl: What's wrong with me?
Me: I couldn't find any insults for you
Karl: Great. Show's over then?
Me: No, I'll think of some. Jamie, help me.
Jamie: How about pshpshpsh
Me: Great do it
Jamie: Karl, What's up with your eyes?
Karl: What do you mean?
Jamie: Why do they look always tired?
Karl: Cause I don't sleep much
Me: Get sleeping pills then
Karl: But what if there's an emergency
Me: forget about that. think for yourself for once.
Karl: It's my duty to always...
Me: Yadayadayada. You need sleep. Go to bed and don't have fun with your girlfriend
Karl: I don't have one
Me: That doesn't surprise me! You work too much to meet a girl and even if you did.
Your eyes would scare her off. You look like a zombie
Karl:That's not true. THomas is right. You're pure evil
Me: Show's over
Jamie: Bye
*switches to WE*
WE: bye
*Switches back to normal

Plz R+R