Disclaimer.wow, I haven't written in a long time. Well you know, me own nothing.

Cloud: Hello, hello and welcome to my show.

Everyone happy of the break I gave you

All: Yeah

Me: y'all were supposed to say no.

Anyway my helper is Naomi

Naomi: What? I don't want to be a helper. Brad's not here.

Me: There are plenty of other gorgeous guys here. Brad's not allowed

Naomi: Where? Oh those guys*looks at Raven and other guys*

Me: So, read the name of the first victim

Naomi: Oh, Beke

Me: Thomas: Please call Beke and translate his answers

*Thomas calls Beke and Beke arrives in a sec*

Naomi: AHHHHH!!!! A monster!

Me: Pulease. You have a zoid; you know what they look like. (whispers in Hermione

style.) What an idiot

* Thomas puts on helmet to understand what Beke has to say*

Me: OK. Beke, what do you do in your spare time?

Beke: *beeping*

Thomas: You WHAT?

Me: Thomas, translate please

Thomas: Nuh-uh, I-I can't translate that; it's a shame!

*Steals Thomas's helmet*

Thomas: Hey!!!!

Me: Shut up or I'll pound you

*Connects helmet to stereo so everyone can hear*

Me: Beke, please repeat your answer.

Beke: I download pictures of naked girls.

Thomas: You WHAT???

*Hits Thomas with a baseball bat*

Me: oh, you're a naughty Beke uh? Did Thomas know that you downloaded those pictures?

Beke: No, I don't tell him everything. Besides, I'm the one with unlimited Internet access not him.

Thomas: that's it! We're going home!

Me: oh shut up1

Thomas: no we're going now!

Me: *smacks Thomas with a frying pan*ok

Beke. Is there anything else you do with your main computer other than downloading?

Beke: yeah, I give Raven the stats of the pilots in the Guardian Force

Thomas: *hurt, but ok*YOU WHAT?

Me: Raven, is this true?

Raven: yeah, after all, I don't have time to steal that info

Me: Beke, why do you give Raven info that helps him to defeat people on your own side?

Beke: He gives me passwords on certain sites that I'm not able to hack

Me: So, Raven, do you also take those downloaded pictures when taking the GF's data?

Raven: No.

Me: why not?

Raven: I'm not interested in that stuff

Me: Beke is Raven telling the truth?

Beke: yeah, he doesn't watch those photos. He's a saint

Me: That's the first time I ever heard anyone call Raven a saint, I have heard that he looked as cute as one, even cuter than saints actually, but being one? How odd.

Raven: I am not a saint; I bring death to hundreds of people. How am I a saint?

Beke: You don't collect horny pictures like all the other guys here

Me: ALL??? Hey! The other guys here, do you have horny pictures?

All: *hesitantly* No, absolutely not

Me:.My senses tell me that you're lying

*All the other guys agree in their own way and all but Raven had horny pictures*

Me: you're pathetic

Naomi, next guest

Naomi: the Dark Kaiser?!?

Dark Kaiser: Ah! Finally my turn

Me: oh boy, he might be a bit hard

Dark Kaiser, I interviewed Prozen before and we all know that he was your previous form. How can he still exist if you're here?

DK: simple. I didn't like my Prozen side and I rejected his soul and threw it up, but I still get this form because that's how my DNA code is.

Me: basically, you're not part Prozen anymore

DK: exactly

Me: so you wouldn't mind if I asked a few questions about Prozen I know he won't answer. DK: let's make that bastard a laughing stock

Prozen: ..

Me: What's Prozen's sex type?

DK: I thought everybody knew he was a guy

Me: I mean does he sleep with guys?

DK: yes he does.

All: ewww..Prozen's gay

Me: *snickers*

Prozen: I am not gay, I sleep with girls.

Me: It's true! Just yesterday he tried to get me to sleep with him.

Prozen: See, NOT GAY

Me: .But I refused, and when I went to his room to tell him I changed my mind

Prozen: YOU HAD?

Me: yes.anyway I heard some moans so I took a peek at whom he was with and he was with one of his soldiers and they were humping.

Prozen: It was a female soldier

Me: How come "she" had a dick. I came at the time "she" was humping you

All: eewww.

Prozen: still, I'm not gay. I do sleep with women.

DK: he's bisexual

Me: Prozen, you are such a pervert!

On with the next question. Dark Kaiser, what's Prozen's full name? Huh?? Crew, what kind of stupid question's that?

DK: It's Gunter Prozen, doesn't everyone know that?

Me: Gunter?? I didn't know that! That bastard never told me!

DK: well actually, it's Gunter Louise Prozen

Me: Louise?? So that's why he also sleeps with guys.

OK, next victim.

Naomi: it's O'Connell

Me: O'Connell? ...Crew, how come there aren't any questions for him?

Crew: We couldn't think of anything that'd embarrass him. Make something up!

Me: ok then. O'Connell, do you want to have a Gojoulus?

O'Connell: Yes

Me: OK show's over. Everyone who was supposed to be interviewed was.

Naomi: Bye!

Ok, I know this took a while and it's short but WHO CARES?

Please R&R