Disclaimer.wow, I haven't written in a long time. Well you know, me own
nothing.
Cloud: Hello, hello and welcome to my show.
Everyone happy of the break I gave you
All: Yeah
Me: y'all were supposed to say no.
Anyway my helper is Naomi
Naomi: What? I don't want to be a helper. Brad's not here.
Me: There are plenty of other gorgeous guys here. Brad's not allowed
Naomi: Where? Oh those guys*looks at Raven and other guys*
Me: So, read the name of the first victim
Naomi: Oh, Beke
Me: Thomas: Please call Beke and translate his answers
*Thomas calls Beke and Beke arrives in a sec*
Naomi: AHHHHH!!!! A monster!
Me: Pulease. You have a zoid; you know what they look like. (whispers in Hermione
style.) What an idiot
* Thomas puts on helmet to understand what Beke has to say*
Me: OK. Beke, what do you do in your spare time?
Beke: *beeping*
Thomas: You WHAT?
Me: Thomas, translate please
Thomas: Nuh-uh, I-I can't translate that; it's a shame!
*Steals Thomas's helmet*
Thomas: Hey!!!!
Me: Shut up or I'll pound you
*Connects helmet to stereo so everyone can hear*
Me: Beke, please repeat your answer.
Beke: I download pictures of naked girls.
Thomas: You WHAT???
*Hits Thomas with a baseball bat*
Me: oh, you're a naughty Beke uh? Did Thomas know that you downloaded those pictures?
Beke: No, I don't tell him everything. Besides, I'm the one with unlimited Internet access not him.
Thomas: that's it! We're going home!
Me: oh shut up1
Thomas: no we're going now!
Me: *smacks Thomas with a frying pan*ok
Beke. Is there anything else you do with your main computer other than downloading?
Beke: yeah, I give Raven the stats of the pilots in the Guardian Force
Thomas: *hurt, but ok*YOU WHAT?
Me: Raven, is this true?
Raven: yeah, after all, I don't have time to steal that info
Me: Beke, why do you give Raven info that helps him to defeat people on your own side?
Beke: He gives me passwords on certain sites that I'm not able to hack
Me: So, Raven, do you also take those downloaded pictures when taking the GF's data?
Raven: No.
Me: why not?
Raven: I'm not interested in that stuff
Me: Beke is Raven telling the truth?
Beke: yeah, he doesn't watch those photos. He's a saint
Me: That's the first time I ever heard anyone call Raven a saint, I have heard that he looked as cute as one, even cuter than saints actually, but being one? How odd.
Raven: I am not a saint; I bring death to hundreds of people. How am I a saint?
Beke: You don't collect horny pictures like all the other guys here
Me: ALL??? Hey! The other guys here, do you have horny pictures?
All: *hesitantly* No, absolutely not
Me:.My senses tell me that you're lying
*All the other guys agree in their own way and all but Raven had horny pictures*
Me: you're pathetic
Naomi, next guest
Naomi: the Dark Kaiser?!?
Dark Kaiser: Ah! Finally my turn
Me: oh boy, he might be a bit hard
Dark Kaiser, I interviewed Prozen before and we all know that he was your previous form. How can he still exist if you're here?
DK: simple. I didn't like my Prozen side and I rejected his soul and threw it up, but I still get this form because that's how my DNA code is.
Me: basically, you're not part Prozen anymore
DK: exactly
Me: so you wouldn't mind if I asked a few questions about Prozen I know he won't answer. DK: let's make that bastard a laughing stock
Prozen: ..
Me: What's Prozen's sex type?
DK: I thought everybody knew he was a guy
Me: I mean does he sleep with guys?
DK: yes he does.
All: ewww..Prozen's gay
Me: *snickers*
Prozen: I am not gay, I sleep with girls.
Me: It's true! Just yesterday he tried to get me to sleep with him.
Prozen: See, NOT GAY
Me: .But I refused, and when I went to his room to tell him I changed my mind
Prozen: YOU HAD?
Me: yes.anyway I heard some moans so I took a peek at whom he was with and he was with one of his soldiers and they were humping.
Prozen: It was a female soldier
Me: How come "she" had a dick. I came at the time "she" was humping you
All: eewww.
Prozen: still, I'm not gay. I do sleep with women.
DK: he's bisexual
Me: Prozen, you are such a pervert!
On with the next question. Dark Kaiser, what's Prozen's full name? Huh?? Crew, what kind of stupid question's that?
DK: It's Gunter Prozen, doesn't everyone know that?
Me: Gunter?? I didn't know that! That bastard never told me!
DK: well actually, it's Gunter Louise Prozen
Me: Louise?? So that's why he also sleeps with guys.
OK, next victim.
Naomi: it's O'Connell
Me: O'Connell? ...Crew, how come there aren't any questions for him?
Crew: We couldn't think of anything that'd embarrass him. Make something up!
Me: ok then. O'Connell, do you want to have a Gojoulus?
O'Connell: Yes
Me: OK show's over. Everyone who was supposed to be interviewed was.
Naomi: Bye!
Ok, I know this took a while and it's short but WHO CARES?
Please R&R
Cloud: Hello, hello and welcome to my show.
Everyone happy of the break I gave you
All: Yeah
Me: y'all were supposed to say no.
Anyway my helper is Naomi
Naomi: What? I don't want to be a helper. Brad's not here.
Me: There are plenty of other gorgeous guys here. Brad's not allowed
Naomi: Where? Oh those guys*looks at Raven and other guys*
Me: So, read the name of the first victim
Naomi: Oh, Beke
Me: Thomas: Please call Beke and translate his answers
*Thomas calls Beke and Beke arrives in a sec*
Naomi: AHHHHH!!!! A monster!
Me: Pulease. You have a zoid; you know what they look like. (whispers in Hermione
style.) What an idiot
* Thomas puts on helmet to understand what Beke has to say*
Me: OK. Beke, what do you do in your spare time?
Beke: *beeping*
Thomas: You WHAT?
Me: Thomas, translate please
Thomas: Nuh-uh, I-I can't translate that; it's a shame!
*Steals Thomas's helmet*
Thomas: Hey!!!!
Me: Shut up or I'll pound you
*Connects helmet to stereo so everyone can hear*
Me: Beke, please repeat your answer.
Beke: I download pictures of naked girls.
Thomas: You WHAT???
*Hits Thomas with a baseball bat*
Me: oh, you're a naughty Beke uh? Did Thomas know that you downloaded those pictures?
Beke: No, I don't tell him everything. Besides, I'm the one with unlimited Internet access not him.
Thomas: that's it! We're going home!
Me: oh shut up1
Thomas: no we're going now!
Me: *smacks Thomas with a frying pan*ok
Beke. Is there anything else you do with your main computer other than downloading?
Beke: yeah, I give Raven the stats of the pilots in the Guardian Force
Thomas: *hurt, but ok*YOU WHAT?
Me: Raven, is this true?
Raven: yeah, after all, I don't have time to steal that info
Me: Beke, why do you give Raven info that helps him to defeat people on your own side?
Beke: He gives me passwords on certain sites that I'm not able to hack
Me: So, Raven, do you also take those downloaded pictures when taking the GF's data?
Raven: No.
Me: why not?
Raven: I'm not interested in that stuff
Me: Beke is Raven telling the truth?
Beke: yeah, he doesn't watch those photos. He's a saint
Me: That's the first time I ever heard anyone call Raven a saint, I have heard that he looked as cute as one, even cuter than saints actually, but being one? How odd.
Raven: I am not a saint; I bring death to hundreds of people. How am I a saint?
Beke: You don't collect horny pictures like all the other guys here
Me: ALL??? Hey! The other guys here, do you have horny pictures?
All: *hesitantly* No, absolutely not
Me:.My senses tell me that you're lying
*All the other guys agree in their own way and all but Raven had horny pictures*
Me: you're pathetic
Naomi, next guest
Naomi: the Dark Kaiser?!?
Dark Kaiser: Ah! Finally my turn
Me: oh boy, he might be a bit hard
Dark Kaiser, I interviewed Prozen before and we all know that he was your previous form. How can he still exist if you're here?
DK: simple. I didn't like my Prozen side and I rejected his soul and threw it up, but I still get this form because that's how my DNA code is.
Me: basically, you're not part Prozen anymore
DK: exactly
Me: so you wouldn't mind if I asked a few questions about Prozen I know he won't answer. DK: let's make that bastard a laughing stock
Prozen: ..
Me: What's Prozen's sex type?
DK: I thought everybody knew he was a guy
Me: I mean does he sleep with guys?
DK: yes he does.
All: ewww..Prozen's gay
Me: *snickers*
Prozen: I am not gay, I sleep with girls.
Me: It's true! Just yesterday he tried to get me to sleep with him.
Prozen: See, NOT GAY
Me: .But I refused, and when I went to his room to tell him I changed my mind
Prozen: YOU HAD?
Me: yes.anyway I heard some moans so I took a peek at whom he was with and he was with one of his soldiers and they were humping.
Prozen: It was a female soldier
Me: How come "she" had a dick. I came at the time "she" was humping you
All: eewww.
Prozen: still, I'm not gay. I do sleep with women.
DK: he's bisexual
Me: Prozen, you are such a pervert!
On with the next question. Dark Kaiser, what's Prozen's full name? Huh?? Crew, what kind of stupid question's that?
DK: It's Gunter Prozen, doesn't everyone know that?
Me: Gunter?? I didn't know that! That bastard never told me!
DK: well actually, it's Gunter Louise Prozen
Me: Louise?? So that's why he also sleeps with guys.
OK, next victim.
Naomi: it's O'Connell
Me: O'Connell? ...Crew, how come there aren't any questions for him?
Crew: We couldn't think of anything that'd embarrass him. Make something up!
Me: ok then. O'Connell, do you want to have a Gojoulus?
O'Connell: Yes
Me: OK show's over. Everyone who was supposed to be interviewed was.
Naomi: Bye!
Ok, I know this took a while and it's short but WHO CARES?
Please R&R
