Hi everyone! I'm back with good news! I have another poem for you! But alas, it's still not Sonic. I really was going to do Sonic. I was thinking about him but I ended up writing about Eggman instead. I was kind of tempted to write one of those yaoi poems but for one thing that's just nasty. Come on Eggman and Sonic. Eww. I better stop before I get sick. Anyway I can't write one. I prefer reading them. Oh well, I hope you still enjoy this one. So, on to Eggman's thoughts!

I don't think I ever done any disclaimers so here it is: I don't own Sonic and the gang or I'd be rich.



Eggman's Thoughts

Who is he?

Where did he come from?

Since him and those overgrown animals showed up, my plans have been ruined.

Every time a plan falls apart I see a flash of blue.

Sonic!

I'll get you one day!

Seems that day hasn't come yet.

Some may think I'm obsessed with him.

I have built a robot that looks like him.

No it's not obsession, it's trying to figure out your opponent.

Some even went as far as to think that I want him for something I never had.

Love.

Are they crazy?!

Who'd want to go with that fool besides that idiot Amy?

There must be a way to defeat that hedgehog.

I will find a way.

I'll just lay in wait until the perfect opportunity comes along.



Another reason you fail all the time is because you suck at inventions.

Eggman: Why you?! Just for that you will be the first I robotosize when I take over the world.

*Ignores him*//can't even take over the world anyway// Well anyway, since you suck at inventions, you will get tutoring lessons from the one, the only Mojo jojo! (Don't own Mojo either)

Mojo: I am bad, I am evil, I am Mojo jojo! You give such a disgrace to evil villains. How dare you even show your face! You have no idea how bad you are. That is why I am here to give you lessons to become a super villain. I shall teach you how to be the second baddest villain in the world.

Eggman: I am the baddest! Rainbowscale, how dare you do this to me! I am the Eggman! (That's what I am! Sorry couldn't resist!) I don't need another overgrown animal in my life!

Take him away please.

Mojo: Of course. Anything to show how him how to be a real villain. Now come along, we must make you a better villain so there will be one less bad villain in the world. We must find you a villain name so people will fear you when you tell them your name. *Grabs Eggman by the leg and drags him away*

Eggman: *screaming as loud as possible* Nooo! Noooo! Noooo! Pleeeeeeaaaassssssseeeeeee! Stooooppppppp! Noooooooooooo!

The way he acts, it seems like Mojo's doing something to him. Well anyway, it's time to thank all the new reviewers! First up is TF the Kitsune! I can try to do all the characters you mentioned except for Sally and Bunnie. I'm sorry, I would really like to, but it's been so long since I've seen them that I may be wrong if I wrote about them. If there's a website or something on them would you let me know, please?

Next up is GuardianAmy! Sorry I don't have Sonic yet. -_- I'm still working on it though. Oh yeah, I love your story A Date to Remember. I hope you make a sequel. I want to see what happens next!

And last but not least is May! I'm glad you like this. That 100-brush thing made me laugh too. I wish I could do Bunnie. But like I said, it's been so long since I've seen them, that I might not do them right. But if there's a website or something on them, please let me know.

And of course, there is always a special thanks to the other reviewers. And also thanks to those who gave suggestions! I will still try to get Sonic. I have been keeping you guys waiting for a long time. Well I think that's all for now, see ya!