Disclaimer: Most of the characters in here are owned by JK Rowling.  Some of my ideas are from other movies.  I'm not making any money from this story.  I'm just tryin' to entertain my friends and others, so pls don't sue me.

Chapter 1:  How it began

It was Draco's 18th birthday and his father had just given him the new Weezer 5000.  It was the upgraded version of the Weezer 3000. 

It was a Saturday in his 7th year, so Draco decided to take his new broomstick for a spin.  He decided to head to Hogsmead and show his broomstick off to Harry Potter. 

He saw them come out of the Quidditch Supply Store and was heading for the Arcade Place.  Draco landed softly infront of them with a sneer on his face. 

" Hey Potter, look at what I have."

Harry was too busy makin-out with Ginny, that he didn't bother to look.  Draco looked at Hermoine and smiled.

"Hey mud- I mean Hermoine."

"Hello, Draco"

They both blushed. Last year, in their 6th year at Hogwarts, Hermoine and Draco had an intimate connection.  Draco was cryin after his father had just abused him in front of the whole school, when Hermoine came to comfort him.  Ever since that day, Malfoy gained respect for Hermoine and stopped calling her names.

Ron saw this and got angry and jealous.

"So Malfoy, what have you got there?" tryin to break their moment.

"Oh, my father gave me the newest broom they have for my birthday.  The Weezer 5000."

Harry heard this and stopped kissing Ginny to examine the new broom.  Ten seconds later, he went back to kissing Ginny.

" You wanna see how fast it goes Weasley," said Malfoy looking at Ron's old Nimbus 2000. 

Ron made it in the team last year as a keeper.

"You think you can beat me with that junk of yours?"

"I'll show you, Malfoy."  Ron got on his broom and sped off with Malfoy all the way infront of him.

Malfoy was laughing at Ron.  Ron was so mad at him for looking at Hermoine in a way that made him look like he was interested in her and for thinking he was better than him.  Without even thinking, Ron took out his wand, pointed it at Draco and said, " I'm going to kill you."

"Incendio," Ron said as a ball of fire came out of his wand and was headed for Draco.  Hermoine saw what was happening and warned Draco.  Luckily, Draco heard and dove down.  The fireball missed him, but hit the Arcade Place instead. The Arcade Place was on fire and everyone inside was hurrying to get out.  The fire spread quickly. Harry and Ginny was still kissin each other, while Ron was in the air with his mouth wide open.  Ron landed on his feet and on the ground.  Next thing he knew, he was on his ass and his jaw was hurting.  Malfoy had just punched him. (No duh!) 

" What the fuck were you tryin to do asshole!"  Hermoine was looking at Ron with an angry face

Some witches and other wizards were able to calm the fire down.  The Arcade Place was destroyed pretty badly.  (Wow, I didn't know a small fireball could do such damage in a small amount of time, especially when there were a lot of wizards and witches to put the fire out)

The ball of fire was intended to hit Draco's broom, but since Ron's Wand was taped in the middle because it broke in half again, it didn't have such a aim. 

"I- I didn't mean to," explained Ron to the people around him.  Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall came and took Ron and Malfoy by the ears and headed back to Hogwarts.  Everyone was staring at the professor's faces.  Red lipstick was smirred all over their mouths.  Both professors' blushed then gave the students a stern look.  Harry didn't know that his best friend had just been taken to the Headmaster's office because he was still passionately and roughly kissing Ginny

Harry was kissing Ginny's neck and was heading towards…ehem ehem… until hermoine noticed what they were about to do in public and stopped the both of them from any humiliation.. 

"Get a room," she sighed and left.

"Thanks, we might just do that," Harry said.

Harry and Ginny climbed on to Harry's Weezer 3000 with Ginny facing Harry and her tongue all the way in the back of his throat.

 A/N:  My story might suck, but I'm just writing this when I'm bored in class.  So be nice and send reviews.  My friends enjoyed reading this and the rest of my chapters.  I hope u will 2.