Okay, this iz the first fan fic I write about the Lioness. I'll write one
aboot Keladry 2. but here iz a bird-sational story of a mage that turned
her enemy into a chickin. If it's corny, PLEEEEAAAASSSEEEE let me know so I
can fix mie messed up stories.......
On a beautiful, hurt-less dai Ralon is in a fowl mood. Allana, being a mage, turned Ralon into a bird when blackened her eye. Now, Everyone is searching for this furious chickin! "This is SOOOOOOOO laime!!!!!" Gary mutters under his breath, "Who was he attackin', anyhoo?" "Uh, hi!" Alanna sez, "Remembah, I gots da Gift! He tried too split my Friggin' lip, Dumbo! What would u do?" Every person in the stinkin' building frantically search every nook and cranny of the castle for a Fowl Ralon. Then they realize that this is the first time in history that a chickin left the royal Court of Tortall. If he iz a chickin, then I am a goose... A short tempered, pointless goose... If I am a goose, my worst enemies (the girly-girl preppies : P) are a bunch ov friggin' flamingoes (I HATE HATE HATE flamingoes(I am anti- pink(such a horrible color)))...If they are Flamingoes, then my goofy friends are talkative Inuyasha-lovin' parrots...If I go on.... I'll run out of bird breeds to mention.... So... uh, bi-bi...WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE? YOU'R SCARING MEEEE! I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE MAGE vs. RALON EPICS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
On a beautiful, hurt-less dai Ralon is in a fowl mood. Allana, being a mage, turned Ralon into a bird when blackened her eye. Now, Everyone is searching for this furious chickin! "This is SOOOOOOOO laime!!!!!" Gary mutters under his breath, "Who was he attackin', anyhoo?" "Uh, hi!" Alanna sez, "Remembah, I gots da Gift! He tried too split my Friggin' lip, Dumbo! What would u do?" Every person in the stinkin' building frantically search every nook and cranny of the castle for a Fowl Ralon. Then they realize that this is the first time in history that a chickin left the royal Court of Tortall. If he iz a chickin, then I am a goose... A short tempered, pointless goose... If I am a goose, my worst enemies (the girly-girl preppies : P) are a bunch ov friggin' flamingoes (I HATE HATE HATE flamingoes(I am anti- pink(such a horrible color)))...If they are Flamingoes, then my goofy friends are talkative Inuyasha-lovin' parrots...If I go on.... I'll run out of bird breeds to mention.... So... uh, bi-bi...WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE? YOU'R SCARING MEEEE! I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE MAGE vs. RALON EPICS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAALLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
