Chapter 2: The Puppets Next Door
Numbuh 2: Um…hey everyone. Rabbit is very far away in Anger Management (see Umbreons Operation: W.A.R.P.E.D. chapter 7). I think it's somewhere in Texas or someplace. But it's definitely not in Michigan. But today there is a special guest. It's a researcher from the Anger Management place.
Anger Management Researcher: Yes, I'm glad to be here.
Numbuh 2: So…you have any explanation of why Rabbit is angry all the time. Is it because she's crazy?
A M Researcher: Well…something like that. But we had to inject her with some sleeping shots. She is probably one of the craziest one's up in the Anger Management place.
Numbuh 2: How many sleeping shots did it take for her to finally fall out?
A M Researcher: Well, it took about 50 shots just to get her to sleep for an hour.
Numbuh 2: O_o I think you're right. She IS the craziest one.
A M Researcher: But we did take some x-rays of her brain. And I think we know what the problem is.
Numbuh 2: What is it?
A M Researcher: Well…her brain seems to be damaged a bit.
Numbuh 2: Her brain's damaged a bit?
A M Researcher: Haven't you heard that one Eminem song called "Brain Damage".
Numbuh 2: Yeah, I heard that song too many times. Rabbit listened to that song like 50 million times a day!
A M Researcher: Well yes, she has brain damage. But do you witness any of the actions where something makes contact with her head?
Numbuh 2: Yeah, I mostly see it everyday. Rabbit gets hit in the head in her gym class, at her house, and even outside.
A M Researcher: Who does this damage?
Numbuh 2: At her school: Students who don't know how to shoot baskets or kick soccer balls around. And for at home and outside, it's mostly her fault. -_-
A M Researcher: I see…well I think I've solved the problem and how she won't be that angry any more.
Numbuh 2: What's the solution?
A M Researcher: Well, try not to piss her off. And there are a few things that she likes.
Numbuh 2: And that is?
A M Researcher: She likes Pistachios, Coca Cola, web comics, movies, videogames, Cheez-it's, road trips and sleeping. But there are a few other things she likes but we aren't sure what they are.
Numbuh 2: So…if I give her all that stuff, she won't bother me.
A M Researcher: Well yeah. And you could also say that you'll call Anger Management on her if she doe's get out of hand.
Numbuh 2: What good will that do?
A M Researcher: Well, we put some sort of drug in her. She gets scarred half to death when you say "I'll call anger management on you!"
Numbuh 2: Hmm…that'll work. So…when is she going to come back?
A M Researcher: In a few days. But she did say this: "Read the damn disclaimer".
Numbuh 2: Okay…err…Rabbit doe's not own Codename: Kids Next Door or anything else she may mention. She only owns Master Monty and a few puppeteers.
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Symbols:
::what they're doing::
* thoughts *
Rabbit: Talking (duh)
(Little authors notes)
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(Yeah, it's going to be movie script like…or something. Not quite sure)
The time was now 9:55 AM. The sun was rising. There was a little hole in the tent that let the sun shine onto the Kids Next Door members. Numbuh 6 opened up her eyes a little bit. She looked around, where was she? Numbuh 6 opened her eyes even more and looked around. She began to panic.
Numbuh 6: You guys! WAKE UP!!!!! ::panicking::
Numbuh 1: ::tired:: Be quiet Numbuh 6… ::realizing what he said:: Wha- ::looks around:: O_O
Numbuh 2: ::yawns:: What's going on? ::opens his eyes and looks around:: Where the heck are we?!?!
Numbuh 6: Err…I think we're at the carnival…again. -_-
Numbuh 2: I know that, but where at the carnival?
Master Monty walks in the tent with Lizzie and Bradley the skunk.
Lizzie: Nigie!!!
Numbuh 1: * Oh no! * X_x
Numbuh 6: Who the blood 'ell are they?!
Numbuh 3: ::waking up and sees Bradley:: BRADLEY!!!! ::smiles::
Numbuh 6: I'm really confused here…right now…
Numbuh 1: ::laughing nervously:: Well…we accidentally forgot to tell you that Bradley here is actually Numbuh 6. But we forgot about him. And that girl there is Lizzie. She's…my girlfriend…
Numbuh 6: Y'know, you could have gave me Numbuh 7, but like you said. You forgot. -_-
Numbuh 4 and Numbuh 5 wake up…finally.
Numbuh 4: What th' crud is going on 'ere?!?!
Master Monty: Ah, it's good to see that you are all awake. And right on time too.
Numbuh 4: What th' crud are ya talkin' 'bout?!
Lizzie: What he means is…THAT NIGIE IS MINE FOREVER AND THERES NOTHING YOU IDIOTS CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!!
Numbuh 6: O_O Scary lady…or girl actually…
Master Monty: Well…yeah. But your used-to-be marionettes will control you all. Except for you. ::points to Numbuh 6::
Numbuh 6: Okay…doe's that mean I'm free or something?
Master Monty: No. That means Bradley here gets to…how do you say it…
Lizzie: Bradley will tear her apart! ::cuddles Numbuh 1::
Numbuh 1: * Ugh! Help me… *
Master Monty: Yes, exactly.
Bradley: ::glares at Numbuh 6::
Numbuh 6: ::gulps:: I have a really, really bad feeling about this.
Numbuh 3: Don't be silly mister Master Monty! Bradley wouldn't hurt a fly!
Master Monty: If you say so…
The used-to-be marionettes take their places. One of them makes Numbuh 3 do a bunch of flips.
Numbuh 3: WEEEE!!!! This is fun!!!!
Master Monty takes Numbuh 6 off the shelf where she was hanging and places her on the ground.
Master Monty: Have fun!
Numbuh 6: -_- This is not my day.
Bradley: ::growls::
Numbuh 6: O_o Definitely not my day.
Bradley picks Numbuh 6 up with his mouth and shakes her around, furiously.
Numbuh 6: ::screams::
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Lizzie: You're all mine now Nigie! And you won't have to bother with your stupid friends or the Kids Next Door ever again!
Numbuh 1: But Lizzie, it's my job! Why do you hate my friends so much?!
Lizzie: Because we never go out a lot! You're always doing some stupid "missions" with your friends instead of being with me!
Numbuh 1: But Lizzie-
Lizzie: No "buts" Nigie! I'm going to take you home! ::Lizzie stuffs Numbuh 1 in her pocket, but not all the way::
Lizzie walks out the tent but Numbuh 1 falls out of her pocket before she goes out. Numbuh 1 quickly hides behind a barrel that was near the entry/exit of the tent. He watches as his teammates are tortured.
Numbuh 1: * What do I do? *
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A used-to-be marionette guy is having fun making Numbuh 2 run on thin air.
Numbuh 2: ::tired:: Must…stop…
Numbuh 2's strings start to wiggle a bit. The marionette guy closes his eyes, he was having too much fun to watch.
Numbuh 2: ::looks at the strings:: Huh?
Suddenly…the strings break because of his weight.
Numbuh 2: Ah!!!! ::falls on the ground::
Marionette guy: Huh?!
Numbuh 2 quickly heads for cover. He runs to the same barrel Numbuh 1 is hiding behind.
Numbuh 2: Numbuh 1! You're okay!
Numbuh 1: Yeah, but we have to save the others.
Numbuh 2: Especially Numbuh 6. ::Numbuh 6 looks over to where Numbuh 6 was::
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Numbuh 6 was still being swung around in Bradley's mouth. She was getting a bit dizzy though.
Numbuh 6: This reminds me of one of those rides where you get really dizzy. Except it's less painful.
Bradley: ::growls::
He swings her around more and more furiously.
Numbuh 6: X_x I'm going to die…
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Numbuh 4: Let me go, ya cruddy marionette thing!
Numbuh 4 struggles to get out of the strings.
Numbuh 5: Numbuh 5 don't like being controlled.
Numbuh 5 tries to break the strings. But alas…is not successful.
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Numbuh 2: Wow, this was short. But don't forget to review. And maybe Rabbit won't be as mad. Till next chapter.
