Snapping Duke Rodger Vs The Lioness
A tale of snapping turtles
Ok... ummmmmm, this iz as little different from the last fan fic chapter about animals and eeeevil villans! Sooooooooo here it iz!!:
"ha! I'll get you now Lioness! It iz time for revenge!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Revenge for what Rodger?" Allana inquires. Rodger blinks. "For what!! HMMMM. Let's see.. O! I know! Saving Jonathan's life from the Sweating Sickness!!! Foiling my plot to kill him again by helping Jon defeat the Ysander! Surviving when I told Alex to put salt on the ice to drown you!* allana blinks * Killing me AFTER I made the sword hologram! Killing me again after your useless brother raised me from the dead!!!"
"You dare to insult Thom!!!!!!!!!!!! You have literally spoken your last!!!!!!!"
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOF* Look down. LOL! I said LOOOK DOOWWWNNN! What do u see?!?! Duke Rodger iz a snapping turtle!!Ha! heheheheh! Rodger snaps at allana.He tries to yell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -UM THAT IZ ENOUGH- OO.But he can't. he really did speak hiz last. Wow. "Pity the Copper Isle mages raised u frum the dead. It wuz a wast of time.."
Ok... ummm.. This iz harder than the bird thing...OK: I am a uh snapping turtle too, I guess, cuzi have an attitude..my cuzins are reaaly cute turtles that canflip over..the RRREEEEAAAALLLLY mean preps areslow tortises cuz they are slow to realize thatthey are sooooo obnoxious..ummmm.. I'm all out of ideas. NO! I AM NOOTTT SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!THIS IZ MEE NORMALLL!!!!!!MY NORMAL IMAGNATION PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!----------------
Roisin
A tale of snapping turtles
Ok... ummmmmm, this iz as little different from the last fan fic chapter about animals and eeeevil villans! Sooooooooo here it iz!!:
"ha! I'll get you now Lioness! It iz time for revenge!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Revenge for what Rodger?" Allana inquires. Rodger blinks. "For what!! HMMMM. Let's see.. O! I know! Saving Jonathan's life from the Sweating Sickness!!! Foiling my plot to kill him again by helping Jon defeat the Ysander! Surviving when I told Alex to put salt on the ice to drown you!* allana blinks * Killing me AFTER I made the sword hologram! Killing me again after your useless brother raised me from the dead!!!"
"You dare to insult Thom!!!!!!!!!!!! You have literally spoken your last!!!!!!!"
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOF* Look down. LOL! I said LOOOK DOOWWWNNN! What do u see?!?! Duke Rodger iz a snapping turtle!!Ha! heheheheh! Rodger snaps at allana.He tries to yell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -UM THAT IZ ENOUGH- OO.But he can't. he really did speak hiz last. Wow. "Pity the Copper Isle mages raised u frum the dead. It wuz a wast of time.."
Ok... ummm.. This iz harder than the bird thing...OK: I am a uh snapping turtle too, I guess, cuzi have an attitude..my cuzins are reaaly cute turtles that canflip over..the RRREEEEAAAALLLLY mean preps areslow tortises cuz they are slow to realize thatthey are sooooo obnoxious..ummmm.. I'm all out of ideas. NO! I AM NOOTTT SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!THIS IZ MEE NORMALLL!!!!!!MY NORMAL IMAGNATION PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!----------------
Roisin
