Out of nowhere, in Barad'Dur, came a bright light that engulfed the tower and from this light emerged a form. The form cleared itself into the distinguishable Kosh Vorlos, The Archangel of Chaos. Sauron looked awkwardly at the light thinking what was the big idea to install such a bright fixture in this tower of darkness. But, when he saw the Archangel, he immediately called upon his guards.

They came by the tens no the hundreds of thousands. As Kosh was landing he had time to transform into the mystic Omega Form. The army kept approaching, with a very annoyed look, Kosh said: "Be gone!" he waved his staff, The Wrath of the Ancients, at the armada and they vanished of the face of the world. There was only him and Sauron left.

Impressive, said Sauron.

Archangel replied with a nod and a grin.

Sauron, I will only face you at your best.

Are you sure?

Yes, for when I defeat you I want you to know that there was nothing you could do about it.

So be it!, replied a very angry Sauron

Sauron ripped the One Ring from a chain around his neck. He paused for a second while he was disconcertingly looking at the broken chain and thought to himself "Not another one!" Then he placed let ring on his index finger as he did a writing began to appear in blood red colour and started to shine. The writhing said

"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them"

Ah! So this is the One Ring

With pride he replied, yes it is

It would make quite a nose ring. for a cow!

With fury and rage in his eyes, YOU DARE INSULT THE RING OF POWER!!!

Smugly, What if I am? It's only a piece of jewellery.

About to spontaneously combust from anger, YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!

Very very calmly, Soooo.?

Sauron's helmet was starting to melt.

RAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He fires a fireball at Archangel

So, that is how you want it to be?

Archangel started an incantation to a high-powered fire spell:

"Power of fire and fury,
Great force that strikes without mercy.
Create before me and up ahead,
A burning blaze of eternal red.

From Hell and brimstone,
From all the dragons of ancient and new.
I summon the to come forth and erect your throne,
By the supreme power within thyself, I command you!

Inferno Blade"

In less time that it took to say "What the.?" Mordor was levelled and covered with fire but the only thing that was to be heard was Sauron yelling and running like mad looking like a lit torch. Archangel called off his attack and made a block of ice fall on Sauron extinguishing him but making him look like an English muffin.

Recovered from his flattening experience Sauron launched a wave of Barlogs against Archangel but he replied with a wave of rushing water. The Barlogs were reduced to a pile of rocks and hot steam. "Is that you've got?" Replied Archangel.

Sauron decided that he had enough and called upon the full power turning him into a twenty feet tall being of energy covered with armour, chain mail and a long cape. His ring merged with his body plating at the center of his chest.

Ah, finally a challenge worthy of me.

Taste the full power of the ring; I take this battle to. The Shadow Realm!

What is "The Shadow Realm"?

The place of your demise!!

The world around the warriors started to disappear; all that was left was dark purple smoke and an eerie feeling.

Disconcertingly Archangel replied: this place is boring!

What do you mean "Boring"?

Boring, dull, without passion or excitement.Do I have to go on?

Sauron's helmet started to melt. Again!

INSOLENT FOOL!!

We are now going to take this battle somewhere else.

What! Where? You don't have the power!

Oh, yes I do, I welcome to. Outer Space!!

I do give it to you, Archangel, you have class!

Thank you! Now where were we?

I was going to extinguish your live.