WOWIE ZOWIE! O.O;;; I have a lot reviews already AND my first flame (Too bad it was anonymous...Princess Miso was disappointed.)!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! ;-; *Snif* ::tears of joy:: Here's the 2nd chapter of Roy's quest! Sorry I took so long, I've been constructing a website (see my profile!) and school's been a pistol.
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All the smashers waited until Roy disappeared down the stairs. Peach turned to the hiding smashers, "This is getting out of hand! This afternoon we'll all meet and figure out what to do!"
"How are we gonna distract Roy?" Marth asked.
Samus snickered, "I'll take care of that..."
"Perfect! So we'll all meet today at..." Peach looked at Samus.
She stood there and thoughtfully tapped her cannon against her thigh, "2:30 is good..."
"Very well! We'll meet in the dining hall!" Peach happily announced. Everyone nodded in agreement as the three girls exited the room.
Zelda stopped at the door and glanced slyly at Link. "Oh, and by the way Link...those Pooh Bear boxers are cute!"
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The day passed quickly as the meeting approached. Around 2:15 most of the smashers were already in the dining hall.
Falco checked his watch impatiently. "Where the heck is Samus?!"
"Don't worry about it. I sent Marth to see what's taking her so long..." Zelda mumbled. She was immersed a book titled '2000 Things to Do with the Triforce of Wisdom'
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"Samus?" Marth peeked into Samus's room. "Guess she's not here..." After checking several other places, he decided to check the battle hall. He gasped as he walked in finding her doubled over on the floor. "Samus! Are you OK?"
"I'm *GASP* fine!" She rolled over, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH! THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD!" Finally standing up, she pointed to window to the Pokémon battlefield.
Marth peeked through, just in time to see Pichu nail Roy in the crotch with a spark attack. He winced in sympathy. "...Samus? Maybe this is a bad idea...."
"Nonsense!" She smacked Marth on the back. "Putting him on the battlefield with Pichu, the Ice Climbers, and Young Link is pure genius!" (A/N: Run like the wind if you ever encounter this team on the highest difficulty in All Star mode! --;) "Besides, we needed a babysitter for those three while we have our meeting, so it all works out."
Marth's stomach was beginning to cramp. Should he plot against his best friend? He nervously straightened his tiara, "We better get going; Falco and Ganon are getting impatient."
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"Finally!" Peach scolded as Marth and Samus walked into the dining hall. The whole team of smashers stared annoyed at them. Embarrassed, Marth took the seat nearest to him. Samus just sauntered to the seat furthest away from C. Falcon.
"Now that we're all here," Zelda announced as she got up from her seat, "we can all discuss an issue that has long plagued us. I know it's been hard—"
"Oh, cut the drama, Princess!" Ganon rudely remarked from the back of the room. "We all know the situation; we're here to do something about it." The classic evil grin spread across his face, "I say we get rid of the runt!"
Bower nodded. "I agree."
Falco joined in. "I hate to side with the bad guys, but maybe that's the best solution."
"This is not right!" Mewtwo floated on top of the table, "I'm opposed to killing."
The whole hall stared.
"*YOU* are against this?" Ganon let out a robust laugh. "I know why! You're a Pokémon! You can go in the bushes if you want!"
"HA! I CHOOSE to be civilized; unlike YOU, crude one!"
Ganon leapt up quickly, but was hindered by Link, who was doing his best to hold the massive man back. "Stay out of this, Link!"
"We (grunt) can't afford to fight right now!" He was losing his grip.
Ganon shook Link of effortlessly, "HAH! You should be the one protesting the most!"
The color drained form Link's face. "D-don't—"
"HAHAHAHAHA! LINK HAS A WEAK BLADDER!!!"
This was something the smashers were not expecting. Zelda spit her juice, Samus, who was cleaning her canon during the dispute, accidentally shot it off, Link ran out the room, and Ganon was laughing his head off; the rest of the hall was in shock.
"O.o Well that was something I didn't need to know..." Samus calmly stated. ~It's a good thing I don't bunk with him, though.~
"Ughhh...This is not going well..." Peach massaged her temples and glanced at the clock. Her eyes widened, "OMIGOSH! Roy's gonna be here any minute! Everybody, OUT NOW!"
Everyone quickly filed out of the room just as Roy peeked in (Severely scratched and bruised). Marth tried to sneak by him, but the red-head caught him in the rush of smashers. "Marth, what's going on?"
Marth tried to put his best poker face up. "Eh heh heh heh...Nothing, nope, nothing important!" His guilt was catching up with him; he was NOT a good liar.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* (In the Girls Dorm)
"*SIGH* That meeting did not go well..." Peach whined as she once again massaged her temples. "If we don't get this bathroom-hogging problem solved, poor Dr. Mario will run out of antibiotics!"
Samus pulled off her helmet, "Antibiotics?"
"Yeah! There're all getting bladder infections!" Peach eyed Samus. "Have you followed this situation AT ALL?!"
"Not really...I figured it wasn't my problem."
"Well, whatever. Zelda and I will figure this out in the morning. Good night." Peach turned and headed for her bedroom. As soon as the door clicked, Samus sighed.
"I have a feeling this problem will fix itself."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* (The Next Morning)
It was a normal day at Hyrule Temple. Or rather a normal day at 5:30 in the morning for Roy. It was his normal ritual to wake up at this time and style his hair. Rolling out of bed, he peeked to see if Marth was asleep. He and Marth shared a room; then again, all of the smashers shared a room. With the exception of the females, of coarse. They have their own rooms much to the male smashers' dismay.
Slipping on his bunny slippers, he tip-toed out the dorm. Bleary eyed and tousled haired, he made his way to the restroom (There's only one restroom for the men's dorm. Go figure...o_O;;;).
***2 Minutes Later***
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Roy burst out of the restroom. All the smashers hurried out to see what was wrong.....
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MHAHAHAHHAHAHA! CLIFFHANGER! -_-;;; This chapter took me a loooooooooooooong time to write....I hope you enjoyed it! In the future, you'll find out why Mewtwo is opposed to killing and why Samus hates C. Falcon. Heh heh...
Oh yeah, could you visit my website? . Please? It's www.fernilix.com, it's still under construction, but you'll find a special surprise! ^_~
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All the smashers waited until Roy disappeared down the stairs. Peach turned to the hiding smashers, "This is getting out of hand! This afternoon we'll all meet and figure out what to do!"
"How are we gonna distract Roy?" Marth asked.
Samus snickered, "I'll take care of that..."
"Perfect! So we'll all meet today at..." Peach looked at Samus.
She stood there and thoughtfully tapped her cannon against her thigh, "2:30 is good..."
"Very well! We'll meet in the dining hall!" Peach happily announced. Everyone nodded in agreement as the three girls exited the room.
Zelda stopped at the door and glanced slyly at Link. "Oh, and by the way Link...those Pooh Bear boxers are cute!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The day passed quickly as the meeting approached. Around 2:15 most of the smashers were already in the dining hall.
Falco checked his watch impatiently. "Where the heck is Samus?!"
"Don't worry about it. I sent Marth to see what's taking her so long..." Zelda mumbled. She was immersed a book titled '2000 Things to Do with the Triforce of Wisdom'
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Samus?" Marth peeked into Samus's room. "Guess she's not here..." After checking several other places, he decided to check the battle hall. He gasped as he walked in finding her doubled over on the floor. "Samus! Are you OK?"
"I'm *GASP* fine!" She rolled over, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH! THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD!" Finally standing up, she pointed to window to the Pokémon battlefield.
Marth peeked through, just in time to see Pichu nail Roy in the crotch with a spark attack. He winced in sympathy. "...Samus? Maybe this is a bad idea...."
"Nonsense!" She smacked Marth on the back. "Putting him on the battlefield with Pichu, the Ice Climbers, and Young Link is pure genius!" (A/N: Run like the wind if you ever encounter this team on the highest difficulty in All Star mode! --;) "Besides, we needed a babysitter for those three while we have our meeting, so it all works out."
Marth's stomach was beginning to cramp. Should he plot against his best friend? He nervously straightened his tiara, "We better get going; Falco and Ganon are getting impatient."
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"Finally!" Peach scolded as Marth and Samus walked into the dining hall. The whole team of smashers stared annoyed at them. Embarrassed, Marth took the seat nearest to him. Samus just sauntered to the seat furthest away from C. Falcon.
"Now that we're all here," Zelda announced as she got up from her seat, "we can all discuss an issue that has long plagued us. I know it's been hard—"
"Oh, cut the drama, Princess!" Ganon rudely remarked from the back of the room. "We all know the situation; we're here to do something about it." The classic evil grin spread across his face, "I say we get rid of the runt!"
Bower nodded. "I agree."
Falco joined in. "I hate to side with the bad guys, but maybe that's the best solution."
"This is not right!" Mewtwo floated on top of the table, "I'm opposed to killing."
The whole hall stared.
"*YOU* are against this?" Ganon let out a robust laugh. "I know why! You're a Pokémon! You can go in the bushes if you want!"
"HA! I CHOOSE to be civilized; unlike YOU, crude one!"
Ganon leapt up quickly, but was hindered by Link, who was doing his best to hold the massive man back. "Stay out of this, Link!"
"We (grunt) can't afford to fight right now!" He was losing his grip.
Ganon shook Link of effortlessly, "HAH! You should be the one protesting the most!"
The color drained form Link's face. "D-don't—"
"HAHAHAHAHA! LINK HAS A WEAK BLADDER!!!"
This was something the smashers were not expecting. Zelda spit her juice, Samus, who was cleaning her canon during the dispute, accidentally shot it off, Link ran out the room, and Ganon was laughing his head off; the rest of the hall was in shock.
"O.o Well that was something I didn't need to know..." Samus calmly stated. ~It's a good thing I don't bunk with him, though.~
"Ughhh...This is not going well..." Peach massaged her temples and glanced at the clock. Her eyes widened, "OMIGOSH! Roy's gonna be here any minute! Everybody, OUT NOW!"
Everyone quickly filed out of the room just as Roy peeked in (Severely scratched and bruised). Marth tried to sneak by him, but the red-head caught him in the rush of smashers. "Marth, what's going on?"
Marth tried to put his best poker face up. "Eh heh heh heh...Nothing, nope, nothing important!" His guilt was catching up with him; he was NOT a good liar.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* (In the Girls Dorm)
"*SIGH* That meeting did not go well..." Peach whined as she once again massaged her temples. "If we don't get this bathroom-hogging problem solved, poor Dr. Mario will run out of antibiotics!"
Samus pulled off her helmet, "Antibiotics?"
"Yeah! There're all getting bladder infections!" Peach eyed Samus. "Have you followed this situation AT ALL?!"
"Not really...I figured it wasn't my problem."
"Well, whatever. Zelda and I will figure this out in the morning. Good night." Peach turned and headed for her bedroom. As soon as the door clicked, Samus sighed.
"I have a feeling this problem will fix itself."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* (The Next Morning)
It was a normal day at Hyrule Temple. Or rather a normal day at 5:30 in the morning for Roy. It was his normal ritual to wake up at this time and style his hair. Rolling out of bed, he peeked to see if Marth was asleep. He and Marth shared a room; then again, all of the smashers shared a room. With the exception of the females, of coarse. They have their own rooms much to the male smashers' dismay.
Slipping on his bunny slippers, he tip-toed out the dorm. Bleary eyed and tousled haired, he made his way to the restroom (There's only one restroom for the men's dorm. Go figure...o_O;;;).
***2 Minutes Later***
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Roy burst out of the restroom. All the smashers hurried out to see what was wrong.....
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MHAHAHAHHAHAHA! CLIFFHANGER! -_-;;; This chapter took me a loooooooooooooong time to write....I hope you enjoyed it! In the future, you'll find out why Mewtwo is opposed to killing and why Samus hates C. Falcon. Heh heh...
Oh yeah, could you visit my website? . Please? It's www.fernilix.com, it's still under construction, but you'll find a special surprise! ^_~
