WOOHOO!!! After months of neglecting my fan-fiction I finally got another chapter out! ^o^ I'm so sorry for taking so long! ^^; I've been doing original fiction and it's been taking up most of my free time! *Shameless plug: Read My Fading Womanhood on Fiction Press! :D* What also contributed to this delay is that my sense of humor kinda dissapeared...;_; But now it's back, thanx to watching anime till it makes me puke! ^_^v O yeah the '~~' comes up when someone is thinking.

^^ enjoy!

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Chapter 3

Everyone sleepily stumbled out of their dorms. Roy ran past them and down the stairs screaming bloody murder. The smashers peeked into the restroom.

"What was that about?" Link yawned as he peered into the empty restroom.

Ganon shoved Link aside and flipped on the light. Nothing appeared to be out of place...except....

"WHERE'S MY HAIRGEL?!" Roy sobbed from downstairs.

"Oy vey..." Shaking his head, Bowser stomped back into his room and slammed the door. He wasn't gonna deal with this at 5 in the morning...

All the smashers followed Bowser's lead and went back to their rooms. Why should they care about someone who's caused them so much trouble? The only person who went to see if Roy was okay was Marth.

As the prince walked down the stairway to the dining hall, he abruptly turned around....It felt as it someone was watching him...

Meanwhile in a dark corner of the hallway, behind one of the plastic ferns, a shadow loomed. It's deep, evil voice dripped with malice. "Meh heh heh heh. Puny...humans? Hmmm...Could these creatures be called human? Er, whatever." The evil presence cleared it's voice and tried again: "Meh heh heh heh. Puny smashers! This is only the beginning of the fun! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA-*cough* *hack* *cough* *GAAAASP!* Uh! This bad guy thing is harder than it looks!"

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Marth walked into the empty dining hall; since the sun wasn't up, strange shadows were cast onto the floor giving a spooky atmosphere. He spotted Roy run into the kitchen. "Roy, wait up!"

-FAWHAM!- "EEEK! DIE!"

Marth suddenly stopped. ~That sounded like a frying pan!~ He slowly opened the kitchen door to discover Peach ruthlessly attacking Roy on the head.

The princess looked up briefly to see who entered the kitchen. "Oh, hi Marth!" -FAWHAM!- She continued to hammer Roy on the head with the frying pan. "Can you-" -FAWHAM!- "Help me get rid of this intruder?"

Marth grabbed the cooking utensil turned weapon from her. "That's Roy, Peach!"

Peach's eyes widened as she watched the redhead peel his face from the floor. "OMIGOSH! I'm so sorry, Roy! It's so dark in here that I didn't recognize you!"

"That's okay." Roy replied weakly, dusting himself off.

Peach looked at Roy and then Marth. "Why are you guys up so early?"

Roy gave a funny look. "*snif* My HAIR GEL!!!"

Marth shook his head. "His hair gel is missing."

Peach was just about to say something when the light went on. Samus stood in her robe looking very disgruntled.

"What the HECK?!" Samus roughly shouted as she put her hands on her hips. Peach and the two swordsmen turned around, but Samus wasn't directing her comment towards them—-she was staring at the refrigerator. "THAT STUPID FALCON ATE MY BANANA JELLO!!!!! ...AGAIN!" Completely disgusted, the bounty hunter whirled around and stormed out of the kitchen. She didn't even notice the three people watching her.

"B-banana jello?" Roy muttered. The thought of eating banana jello seemed to freak him out more than his missing hair gel....

Peach sighed. "That's one of her quirks; she eats banana jello for breakfast every morning!"

Suddenly Samus burst through the kitchen in her suit. "You're gonna PAY, Falcon!!"

Peach ran after her, slamming the kitchen door behind her. "Samus! Wait! Don't do this right now! You remember what happened last time!"

Marth and Roy stood there, forgotten. They both looked at each other and tore after the two female smashers.

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Samus ran up the hallway blinded with rage. "WHERE IS HE?!"

"Hi-a Samus! Who are a-looking for?" Mario questioned as he passed her in the hall; everyone couldn't sleep since Roy had woken them up.

The bounty hunter straightened out trying to look composed. "*ahem...* I'm looking for Captain Falcon."

"Oh, he's in the bathroom." Ness seemingly popped out of nowhere and pointed the men's room.

"Thank you!" Samus replied in a saccharine sweet voice. She marched over to the door and...

Mario dashed towards Samus. "SAMUS! What are you a-doing?!"

-BAM!- Samus kicked down the door. "EAT PLASMA YOU JELLO STEALING SCUM!!!" The sound of charged electric particles echoed throughout the dorm.

"AIEEEEEE!!" Falcon could be heard scrambling around the bathroom trying to take cover.

Just then, Peach, Marth, and Roy ran up the stairs to see the aftermath.

-KABOOM- A large explosion sounded and water sprayed out of the bathroom and all over the hallway carpet.

"OH-NO!" Peach put both hands to her mouth in utter shock. "She broke a pipe!" She ran up to the enraged bounty hunter. "Samus! How could you?! You could of *at least* waited until Captain Falcon was out!"

Samus just stood there quietly. "..."

Peach carefully poke the smasher. "Samus? ...Are you okay?" The bounty hunter teetered back on her ankles, then suddenly collapsed on the floor. The princess gingerly turned Samus over to find what knocked out her out. "Huh?!"

"*snerk*" Ganon suppressed a laugh. Many of the smashers followed suit. The sight was just too ironic. Embedded in her helmet was a large piece of metal. It seemed the bounty hunter was blindsided by a piece of copper piping.

Ganon couldn't hold his laughter any longer. "MAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Years of fighting monstrous aliens and she gets knocked out by a pipe!"

Marth, who was only observing up until now, walked up to the scene and pulled off her helmet. "She seems fine. I think we should get her and Falcon to the recovery room." The prince looked over to his best-friend and his messy, unstyled hair...~Sorry buddy, but I think your hair gel will have to wait...~

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:D That's it! R&R or I make u watch BARNEY! MAHAHAHAHA-*cough* ^_^