Hey everybody! It's me with yet another Animorphs fic! This was taken off of an actual e-mail I got, but I've changed some questions around for comedic effect. I'll start with all of the Animorphs, and move on to others. This fic will be updated daily, with a new person, in book order, but after that, who should I put in? The Ellimist, Crayack, Visser Three? Or someone else? Cast your vote in your reviews!

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I sat down and opened up my e-mail. The Chee had decided that we needed an e-mail that was secure, so they gave each of us accounts. Ax had tried to break into the accounts before, but had never made it. There was one e-mail from Erek, It was just a bunch of blank questions, but that was okay, I decided that I'd send it back to him. I filled it out and sent it.

To: Hottie_Gorilla05@chee.net; Mighty_Shopper02@chee.net; Earth_Girl04@chee.net; Bird_Boy03@chee.net; Cinamon_Buns08@chee.net; Erek_4_Now@chee.net

From: Don't_Call_Me_Prince@chee.net



Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your friends.... this one IS different.... What you're supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you'll send. Change all of the answers so they apply to you.

Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know**INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you'll learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. It's fun and easy. You might be surprised with some of the things you learn about people you think you know....

1. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

Jake. Just Jake.

2. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

Far, far away.

3. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

     Shoes.

4. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

     Umm face?

5. WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?

     I forget . . .

6. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?

     The sky.

7. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?

Yeerk Pool.

8. FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS, WOULD YOU MAKE OUT IN A BUG FIGHTER?

. . . Erek, I'm gonna kill you.

9. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?

Mind.

10. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?

Too early.

11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY?

Flying, being a dolphin or dog and (Marco, if I hear one word about this, I'll split Rachel in two again and let Mean Rachel kill you) Cassie.

12. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?

Alien slugs trying to take over the world. And when nobody can focus during a meeting, and when certain people *coughrachelcough* use their powers for personal reasons.

13. REGULAR OR EXTRA-CRISPY?

       Regular.

14. FAVORITE COLOR?

      Blue

15. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?

I don't care, as long as Marco isn't driving it.

16. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?

    Yeah, I guess so.



17. IF YOU WROTE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?

      'Don't Call Me Prince.'

18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?

       Summer.

19. WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?

   Cleaning the garage.

20. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Erek, you need help. I have a superpower.

21. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

       I don't have one.

22. CAN YOU JUGGLE?

       Yep. Saving the world, homework, the 'rents and leading a bunch of psychos.

23. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

       The Pemalites, so that I could ask them why YOU'RE SO MESSED UP!

24. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?

       A day where nobody dies.

24. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

       I don't own a car.

 

25. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?

       Burger.

26. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU E-MAIL THIS TO, WHO'S MOST

LIKELY TO RESPOND?

       Marco

27. WHO'S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

      Rachel.

I quickly e-mailed it and waited for the responses.

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Hey, how'd you like it? Rachel's coming tomorrow!