Daine: My head hurts . . . Tsubasa, what happened after I had that fifth choco-mouse?

Tsubasa: You started dancing.

Daine: Goody. Here's chapter five peeps, don't forget to review.

Tsubasa: If I see one more chocolate mouse, I'm gonna hurl . . .

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I'm Marco. The cute, funny one. So when I got the spam from Jake, Rachel, Tobias, Cassie and Erek, I was shocked at the threats of violence against my person. What makes them think that I'm gonna say anything? Oh that's right- I'm sane. And any sane person would take advantage of the YEARS of material in here. I bet that they think they're funny. Well, I hope so, because if they aren't it means that they're serious. And that two Rachel thing was scary. So I'm going to show them true humor.

To: Earth_Girl04@chee.net; Don't_Call_Me_Prince01@chee.net; Bird_Boy03@chee.net; Mighty_Shopper02@chee.net; Cinamon_Buns08@chee.net; Erek_4_Now@chee.net

From: Hottie_Gorilla05@chee.net



Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your friends.... this one IS different.... What you're supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you'll send. Change all of the answers so they apply to you.

Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know**INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you'll learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. It's fun and easy. You might be surprised with some of the things you learn about people you think you know....

1. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

Marco the Mighty. (Shut up, Xena)

2. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

In LA, baby.

3. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

     Sundresses. On girls. But shoes are good too.

4. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

    I have to pick just one? (And Rachel: WINGS?! Looks like Bird-boy's scoring some points!) (Cassie: Eyes? His eyes are the color of mud!) (Tobias and Jake: Face?! You two are so unoriginal, and yet, you get the girls)

5. WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?

     Bob Marly. (Shut up, Xena)

6. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?

     Flying or at the arcade. (To all: Awwwww, isn't that sweet?)

7. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?

Jake proves his intelligence (for once)

8. FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS, WOULD YOU MAKE OUT IN A BUG FIGHTER?

Sounds like those four would- but I don't have anybody. But still Erek, if you can set me up with someone from Baywatch, I'm there.

9. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?

I don't want a girl who can beat me up, so mind I guess, but only if I get homework help.

10. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?

I wake up ON the bus.

11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY?

The sky, being alive and human (shut up, Xena) and beating Jake at the arcade, even though it's easy. (Jake: I thought you were too grown-up and responsible to act like that) (Rachel: I didn't know you were capable of human affection, let alone love) (Cassie: I thought you only loved animals) (Tobias: I guess feathers are a turn on)

12. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?

Alien slugs. Visser One (the slug, not its host), and Euclid.

13. REGULAR OR EXTRA-CRISPY?

      Extra crispy. Duh.

14. FAVORITE COLOR?

      Green- it's the color of money.

15. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?

Hmmmm, tough choice. With a sports car you can go fast, but with an SUV you can go anywhere. Sports car, just so I can see the looks or horror on everyone's faces. (My driving has improved. And Tobias, I drove that tank just fine)

16. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?

    Why not?



17. IF YOU WROTE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?

      'The Gorilla Talks.'

18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?

       I agree with Cassie, Jake and Tobias.

19. WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?

   Walking the dog.

20. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Erek, are you INSANE? But if I got to have another one, I'd say X-ray vision. Hehehehehehehe . . .

21. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

      I don't have one. Yet.

22. CAN YOU JUGGLE?

      Can King Kong climb?

23. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

      My mom before she got infested.

24. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?

       Any day where I'm out of school. (To all: Awwww, isn't that sweet?)

24. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

       I wish I had a car.

 

25. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?

       What kind of wuss eats sushi?

26. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU E-MAIL THIS TO, WHO'S MOST

LIKELY TO RESPOND?

       I was the vote for all of them? Erek, I guess.

27. WHO'S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

      I'd say Tobias, cuz of the talons, but he's already answered.

I sent it, and in five minutes, Rachel had called, screaming words I can't repeat. Apparently they were serious. I hope Erek will protect me.

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Daine: Kids, say no to chocolate-covered mice. (runs off to the bathroom)

Tsubasa: I told you not to say that word! (flies off outside)

Tobias (as a bird): Ooh, chocolate covered mice.

(Daine and Tsubasa run/ fly into the room)

Both girls: TOBIAS! WHEEEEE!

Tobias: Uh-oh.