(For those of you who are just tuning in, Tobias has just appeared)

Tobias: (flying around the house in a panic) I'M GONNA DIEEEEEEEE!

Daine: (running around with a net after him) Chill! I won't tell Rachel!

Tsubasa: (flying after Tobias) Yeah, we're not gonna kill you! And nice tail feathers, by the way!

Tobias: AHHHHHHH!

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My name is Aximilli- Esgarrouth- Isthill. I am stranded on Earth. But I am not alone. It was a quiet day, so I decided to check the electronic mail that the Chee had given to us. It was very secure. I had messages from Prince Jake, Rachel, Tobias, Cassie and Marco. The original message was from Erek. I read them through, in chronological order, and was thoroughly confused. But, my prince had sent this to me to answer. So I did.

To: Earth_Girl04@chee.net; Don't_Call_Me_Prince01@chee.net; Bird_Boy03@chee.net; Mighty_Shopper02@chee.net; Hottie_Gorilla05@chee.net; Erek_4_Now@chee.net

From: Cinamon_Buns08@chee.net



Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your friends.... this one IS different.... What you're supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you'll send. Change all of the answers so they apply to you.

Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know**INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you'll learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. It's fun and easy. You might be surprised with some of the things you learn about people you think you know....

1. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

Aximilli- Esgarrouth- Isthill

2. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

I live in a scoop.

3. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

     I am not fond of any artificial hooves or skin. And Rachel, why aren't the shoes up there?

4. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

    Tail.

5. WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?

    CDs? Oh, compact discs. You humans and your primitive technology- no offence meant.

6. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?

     As the others have observed, the sky. I also enjoy the mall.

7. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?

I must agree with my prince.

8. FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS, WOULD YOU MAKE OUT IN A BUG FIGHTER?

Make out? What is that? I must admit confusion.

9. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?

Being too strong in either field is bad. A person must be balanced.

10. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?

I wake up at 6:30.

11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY?

Cinnamon buns make me the happiest. Marco, I am confused by your comments.

12. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?

What the Yeerks do to any life form they encounter.

13. REGULAR OR EXTRA-CRISPY?

      I enjoy both.

14. FAVORITE COLOR?

      A blue-purple tint, which is the color of the sky back home.

15. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?

I agree with my prince. As long as Marco is not operating it, it is fine. But still, I prefer fighters.

16. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?

    A life after death? Why would there be something like that?



17. IF YOU WROTE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?

      'The Joys of Cinnamon Buns'

18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?

       I like spring. In the summer, it is too hot.

19. WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?

   I have no chores.

20. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

I suppose, by human standards, I have many superpowers. I can morph, use thought-speak (which is similar to telepathy), I can cut through metal and I can see in all directions.

21. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

      A tattoo? What is it? And what does it have to do with needles? You humans. . .

22. CAN YOU JUGGLE?

      No. Andalite arms are unsuited for such frivolous displays.

23. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

      Elfangor. Or Estrid.

24. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?

       Any day where I am alive is a blessing.

24. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

       I don't have a car.

 

25. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?

       A hamburger tastes of salt and grease, correct?

26. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU E-MAIL THIS TO, WHO'S MOST

LIKELY TO RESPOND?

       The majority of them have responded.

27. WHO'S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

      I do not know.

I sent it out, thoroughly confused. How can humans think that this is sophisticated? Tobias checked his mail again, and then flew off, saying words that he wouldn't define. Although the e-mail he read was from Marco, I cannot see what could have caused that reaction.

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(Tobias is in human morph, and Daine is hugging him happily. Tsubasa is flying above)

Daine: I don't know what's wrong with you. (Squeezes him harder) I told you I wasn't going to tell Rachel!

Tobias: (gulps nervously)

Tsubasa: Crud, no fair! I wanna hug Tobias too!

(All of a sudden, the door is ripped off by a huge, ticked grizzly bear)

Tobias: Rachel, help me!

Daine and Tsubasa: HELP US!

Rachel: LET HIM GO YOU *****

Daine& Tsubasa: (they start running/ flying for their lives, leaving Tobias alone with Rachel) Bye!