(The author and her muse would like to apologize for the lateness of this
fic; however, ff.net was having difficulties at the time this was written.
Thank you for your understanding. Also, to update on the mini-story, Rachel
as a grizzly bear has just found Tsubasa and Daine with Tobias, causing
Daine and Tsubasa to run.)
Daine (out of breath): Somebody SAVE US!
Tsubasa (on Daine's shoulder): I'll give you a year's supply of choco-mice!
Tobias: SCORE! All right, Rachel, you can stop chasing them.
Rachel: Cool. Choco-mice, huh? (she demorphes)
Daine: That was mean! Don't make me use my author's powers on you!
Rachel& Tobias: (they start laughing.)
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My name is Erek. At least, it is right now. I have used a variety of
names over the years. I sent the survey to all of the Animorphs, hoping to
get to know them before all of the violence gets to them. I can't imagine
what they go through, being forced to kill week after week. The emptiness
in their eyes scares me. I had sat down on the sofa, when I heard shouting.
I naturally looked outside, where I saw Marco, being ambushed by Tobias.
Evidently his case of foot-in-mouth disease had manifested itself in the
survey I sent. If Tobias was mad at Marco, he most likely wasn't going to
thrilled with me either. Marco had reached my door, so I let him in and
then began to check my mail. I then answered, in the spirit of sharing,
while Marco watched Baywatch.
To: Earth_Girl04@chee.net; Don't_Call_Me_Prince01@chee.net; Bird_Boy03@chee.net; Mighty_Shopper02@chee.net; Hottie_Gorilla05@chee.net; Cinnamon_Buns@chee.net
From: Erek_4_Now@chee.net
Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your friends.... this one IS different.... What you're supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you'll send. Change all of the answers so they apply to you.
Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know**INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you'll learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. It's fun and easy. You might be surprised with some of the things you learn about people you think you know....
1. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? Right now, it's Erek King.
2. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
Italy was rather nice, but Buckingham Palace wasn't anything to sneeze at, either.
3. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
I liked the clothes Rachel got me . . .
4. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Eyes, I suppose.
5. WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
The soundtrack from 'Save the Last Dance'
6. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
In the park under my house.
7. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? The Yeerk Pool.
8. FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS, WOULD YOU MAKE OUT IN A BUG FIGHTER? Where's my million? (Ax, when you're older, I'll explain it to you.)
9. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY? Mind.
10. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? 7:00.
11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY? Dogs.
12. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
Hurting any life form.
13. REGULAR OR EXTRA-CRISPY?
Extra-crispy.
14. FAVORITE COLOR?
Silver.
15. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?
I'm really, really sorry for bringing up such painful memories, you guys. I'd have to say sports car.
16. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
Yes.
17. IF YOU WROTE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?
'Dogs: The Perfect People'
18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Winters. I spend less energy then.
19. WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
Cutting Kathrine the Great's hair wasn't much fun. She beheaded me afterwards. Something about it being uneven.
20. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? You're right, guys, what was I thinking?
21. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
I've had a few before, and my favorite had to be a heart with mom on it.
22. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
Yup.
23. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
My creators.
24. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
I like your answer, Jake.
24. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
In my former car, there was a surfboard.
25. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
Sushi. I'm trying to cut down on my saturated fat.
26. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU E-MAIL THIS TO, WHO'S MOST
LIKELY TO RESPOND?
They've all responded.
27. WHO'S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
See above. PS- Everybody, it would violate my programming to tell you where Marco is.
I sent it and listened to Marco beg to be allowed to stay for the rest of his life in my house, because if I didn't hide him, he was going to die rather painfully. I agreed, and went outside to tell Tobias that Marco wasn't coming out. I then had to go get cleaned off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Daine: How DARE you! That's it! I'm tired of ungrateful characters! And I WANT MY CHOCO-MICE BACK! Rachel: (shakes her head, still laughing too hard to speak) Tobias: I'm so scared! Hahahahhahahaha! Author powers! Hehehehehehehe! Tsubasa: You asked for it. (Flies into another room, then comes back wearing a helmet) Daine: (waves her fingers, and Tobias is a crow) Tobias: Oh. No. Daine: (waves her fingers more, and Rachel is dressed in pink, skintight, pleather pants [which end five inched above her ankles], vest and boots. They are all clashing shades of pink that proudly bears the Wall-Mart symbol [AN: I'm not dissing Wall-Mart, it's just that Rachel hates it]) Rachel: (takes a good look at herself and begins to scream and cry) I can't move! I don't coordinate! The pants are too short! They aren't Ralph Lauren! The pants are shorter than Cassie's! Take the mice! Tobias: I'll be good! Just change me back! Please, oh please, oh, please! Daine: (smiles wickedly) Bye y'all. Oh, and for my next chapter, y'all get to vote on who you want to see. Your choices are: Visser Three, the Ellimist, or the Crayak. Voting ends on July 17, 2002, around 2:00. Cast your vote in the reviews; please don't vote for two people like 'I want ______ or _______.' This voting system will be in place for all other chapters as well. I'll give the candidates at the end. Also: a big sumimasen (I'm sorry, in Japanese) to The Informer, who showed some signs of offence at Marco's sushi/ wuss comment. Bye again!
To: Earth_Girl04@chee.net; Don't_Call_Me_Prince01@chee.net; Bird_Boy03@chee.net; Mighty_Shopper02@chee.net; Hottie_Gorilla05@chee.net; Cinnamon_Buns@chee.net
From: Erek_4_Now@chee.net
Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your friends.... this one IS different.... What you're supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you'll send. Change all of the answers so they apply to you.
Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know**INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you'll learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. It's fun and easy. You might be surprised with some of the things you learn about people you think you know....
1. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? Right now, it's Erek King.
2. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
Italy was rather nice, but Buckingham Palace wasn't anything to sneeze at, either.
3. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
I liked the clothes Rachel got me . . .
4. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Eyes, I suppose.
5. WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?
The soundtrack from 'Save the Last Dance'
6. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
In the park under my house.
7. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? The Yeerk Pool.
8. FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS, WOULD YOU MAKE OUT IN A BUG FIGHTER? Where's my million? (Ax, when you're older, I'll explain it to you.)
9. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY? Mind.
10. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? 7:00.
11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY? Dogs.
12. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?
Hurting any life form.
13. REGULAR OR EXTRA-CRISPY?
Extra-crispy.
14. FAVORITE COLOR?
Silver.
15. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?
I'm really, really sorry for bringing up such painful memories, you guys. I'd have to say sports car.
16. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?
Yes.
17. IF YOU WROTE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?
'Dogs: The Perfect People'
18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
Winters. I spend less energy then.
19. WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?
Cutting Kathrine the Great's hair wasn't much fun. She beheaded me afterwards. Something about it being uneven.
20. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? You're right, guys, what was I thinking?
21. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
I've had a few before, and my favorite had to be a heart with mom on it.
22. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
Yup.
23. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
My creators.
24. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?
I like your answer, Jake.
24. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
In my former car, there was a surfboard.
25. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?
Sushi. I'm trying to cut down on my saturated fat.
26. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU E-MAIL THIS TO, WHO'S MOST
LIKELY TO RESPOND?
They've all responded.
27. WHO'S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
See above. PS- Everybody, it would violate my programming to tell you where Marco is.
I sent it and listened to Marco beg to be allowed to stay for the rest of his life in my house, because if I didn't hide him, he was going to die rather painfully. I agreed, and went outside to tell Tobias that Marco wasn't coming out. I then had to go get cleaned off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Daine: How DARE you! That's it! I'm tired of ungrateful characters! And I WANT MY CHOCO-MICE BACK! Rachel: (shakes her head, still laughing too hard to speak) Tobias: I'm so scared! Hahahahhahahaha! Author powers! Hehehehehehehe! Tsubasa: You asked for it. (Flies into another room, then comes back wearing a helmet) Daine: (waves her fingers, and Tobias is a crow) Tobias: Oh. No. Daine: (waves her fingers more, and Rachel is dressed in pink, skintight, pleather pants [which end five inched above her ankles], vest and boots. They are all clashing shades of pink that proudly bears the Wall-Mart symbol [AN: I'm not dissing Wall-Mart, it's just that Rachel hates it]) Rachel: (takes a good look at herself and begins to scream and cry) I can't move! I don't coordinate! The pants are too short! They aren't Ralph Lauren! The pants are shorter than Cassie's! Take the mice! Tobias: I'll be good! Just change me back! Please, oh please, oh, please! Daine: (smiles wickedly) Bye y'all. Oh, and for my next chapter, y'all get to vote on who you want to see. Your choices are: Visser Three, the Ellimist, or the Crayak. Voting ends on July 17, 2002, around 2:00. Cast your vote in the reviews; please don't vote for two people like 'I want ______ or _______.' This voting system will be in place for all other chapters as well. I'll give the candidates at the end. Also: a big sumimasen (I'm sorry, in Japanese) to The Informer, who showed some signs of offence at Marco's sushi/ wuss comment. Bye again!
