Title: Mother Dearest

Rating: Pg-13, rating may go up in later chapters. Anime: Naruto Pairings: SasuNaru/ Kakuka so far. Authoress: Japime gurl Summary: Sasuke and Naruto are together, yet Naruto's behavior starts to change. He's getting these strange cravings that don't involve Ramen and having weird mood swings. What's going on? Age: Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura: 18. I'm working on Iruka's and Kakashi's ages.

Mother Dearest.

Being careful Naruto carefully removed Sasuke's hands from his waist, not that he wanted to. Now was not the time for it. However the sleeping Sasuke wasn't about to give up a fight, unconscious or not, Naruto a little annoyed tried again to be a sneaky as a cat. He quietly picked up Sasuke's hands and replaced them on a pillow; sure enough Sasuke squeezed the pillow partly clearing Naruto's escape. Now to get Sasuke off of him, he picked up Sasuke's head as lightly as he could and placed it on a pillow. Moving to the side of the bed Naruto quietly creped to get off the bed, but Sasuke sneezed Naruto whipped his head around. Holding his breath he saw that Sasuke had not awaked and Naruto mentally sighed.

Still as stealthy as a feline Naruto made his way to his destination, the bathroom. He could feel it rising in his throat so he quickly closed the door sat in front of the toilet on his knees, head looming forward. He wasn't sure how much longer he could go one like this. And then he threw up and wiped away saliva with the back of his hand. He felt hands rubbing his back and he turned his head to face Sasuke. Shit! He didn't want Sasuke to know, especially Sasuke. And he didn't want to explain it to Sasuke. Racing his mind for an excuse, Sasuke asked a question," You alright this is the third time this week you've um vomited?"

"Of course I'm okay! I just ate too much." Naruto hated lying to Sasuke, but there were so many what ifs. What if Sasuke doesn't want it? What if Sasuke freaks out? And the most important what if Sasuke doesn't love him anymore? Naruto could not bear that.

Sasuke bent down placing his hand on Naruto's forehead, "Well you don't have a fever. "

"Sasuke. I. Am. Fine. So stop worrying. "

"Fine, but if it happens again, but if it happens agai-" "It won't! All I did was throw up, so you can stop worrying, Mom."

The insult worked as Sasuke's face darkens at the 'mom' comment
then he jumped Naruto tickling him. "I'll teach you to call me
'mom.' " The tickle war ended in ten minutes and Sasuke lost
since Naruto knew all of Sasuke's tickle spots. Sasuke defeated
left to make breakfast leaving Naruto to his thoughts. He
mentally sighed again his excuse worked though he still felt bad
for not telling Sasuke. Sasuke wouldn't understand. He didn't he
even understand it. Quickly getting dressed he headed toward the
kitchen two bowls of Ramen were on the table.

Naruto inwardly winced; it wasn't like he didn't like Ramen. He loved it! Demo he was getting strange cravings that didn't involve Ramen, though if Sasuke saw Naruto not eating Ramen he would freak. So he would just shove some down and satisfy his 'cravings' later. Picking up some chopsticks and shoveling some Ramen he saw Sasuke watching him. Naruto mentally frowned he didn't want Sasuke to worry about him so he snapped his fingers to get Sasuke's attention. "Sasuke." "Yes." "Will you please get me some Ramen, please?" "Naruto, we just went shopping yesterday! "

Naruto decided to unleash his secret weapon. Turning his lower lip outward into a pout and looked at Sasuke his eyes becoming glassy; the pupil widening lowering his head and trying to make his face look depressed and innocent. Naruto mentally smiled at he heard cursing and noises of the chair being moved. Sasuke reluctantly agreed and to make sure Sasuke didn't change his mind; Naruto instantly dropped his 'puppy' look and jumped on Sasuke hugging him. Naruto smiled as the blood reached Sasuke 's face Sasuke sighed as he pushed Naruto away stating he would be back and went out the door.

Naruto sighed as he waited five minutes after Sasuke left and headed toward Iruka-sensei's. Iruka-sensei was the only one who Naruto told about his 'situation.' Please Iruka-sensei knew right off the bat something was wrong and somehow Kakashi-sensei knew too. The man was like a hawk, either he found out Naruto snorted or Iruka-sensei told him. Probably the last one, since Iruka-sensei and Kakashi-sensei were together. One of these days he had to thank Kakashi-sensei for the immediate decrease of B missions lately. Of course Sasuke was still upset by the decrease.

Naruto knocked on Iruka-sensei's house, not surprised to see Kakashi-sensei opening the door. Kakashi-sensei practically lived here. Entering Iruka-sensei's house he saw Iruka-sensei in the living room making tea. Kakashi-sensei and more of Iruka-sensei were trying to convince Naruto to tell Sasuke. Though you can't just say stuff like this. Rubbing his temples, he asked Iruka-sensei had chocolate the ultimate stress-reliever. Iruka was not shocked to see Naruto eating other things than Ramen since 'it' happened Naruto's tastes had changed, Iruka handed Naruto a bar of chocolate as their talk continued.

"Naruto. You really keep shouldn't keep this stuff to yourself."

"I'm not. You guys know so it's not to myself."

"That's not what I mean. Sasuke should know. He has that right."

"I know. It's just tha-."

"Naruto. I'm sure Sasuke will still love you either way."

Naruto nodded and Iruka-sensei smiled at Kakashi-sensei's comment. Just then there was a knock Iruka-sensei got up and opened the door Sasuke was there.

Naruto stood up, "Sasuke what are you doing here?" " I forgot to ask which kind of Ramen you wanted. " Stepping inside he looked at Naruto, "Let's go. I need to talk to you, alone."

Naruto waved goodbye at Iruka-sensei and Kakashi-sensei as he followed Sasuke home. Something was wrong. Saving the rest of the chocolate for later. Sasuke opened the door and as soon as Naruto entered Sasuke asked, "What aren't' you telling me?"

"What do you mean?" Naruto decided to play dumb; he didn't want Sasuke to find out this way.
"I heard you and Iruka talking about it. What. Is .It? " Sasuke said in a serious tone.
Naruto sighed, "You promise you won't freak out."
" I promise."
" You might want to sit down."

"Tell me already! DAMMIT!"
Naruto sighed again, "Aa. Sasuke. I'm well. I'm ano.."

"Well anytime today." Sasuke replied crossing his arms not hiding the sarcasm in his voice."
Of all the things Sasuke would think he was going to say Sasuke would never expect this. "I'm pregnant."
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