~There is an online computer by the name of Eliza. You can reach it here:
http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza-cgi-bin/eliza_script
I know there has already been a fic about this, I don't care! It's so funny :)~
Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
Lyra: My name is Lyra Belacqua.
Eliza: I have told you before, I do not care about names.
Lyra: When was before? This is the first time I've talked to you, idiot!
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
Lyra: NO!
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
Lyra: Well, you are too!
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am too?
Lyra: No, just shut up! You're so STUPID!
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
Lyra: You said that already. Now, can you help me with my problems?
Eliza: Why do you say your problems?
Lyra: Well, they are problems. My friend has been acting strange lately, and I think he's ill.
Eliza: Why do you say your friend has been acting strange lately and you think hes ill?
Lyra: Well, he is. He talks about horses and the whites of his eyes are visible and he hasn't been getting enough sleep lately.
Eliza: Would you like it if they were not visible and he hasnt been getting enough sleep lately?
Lyra: Do you have any grammar in you at all!? Well, I would like him to get some more sleep.
Eliza: Oh, i have any grammar in i at all well you would like him to get some more sleep.
Lyra: ...???
Eliza: Please go on.
Lyra: I can't go on! Just help me!
Eliza: Have you tried?
Lyra: What, going on?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
Lyra: NO! It doesn't! Shut up or I'm leaving!
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
Lyra: UGH
Eliza: Please go on.
*click*
~~~ Hope you enjoyed it! ~~~
http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza-cgi-bin/eliza_script
I know there has already been a fic about this, I don't care! It's so funny :)~
Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
Lyra: My name is Lyra Belacqua.
Eliza: I have told you before, I do not care about names.
Lyra: When was before? This is the first time I've talked to you, idiot!
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
Lyra: NO!
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
Lyra: Well, you are too!
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am too?
Lyra: No, just shut up! You're so STUPID!
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
Lyra: You said that already. Now, can you help me with my problems?
Eliza: Why do you say your problems?
Lyra: Well, they are problems. My friend has been acting strange lately, and I think he's ill.
Eliza: Why do you say your friend has been acting strange lately and you think hes ill?
Lyra: Well, he is. He talks about horses and the whites of his eyes are visible and he hasn't been getting enough sleep lately.
Eliza: Would you like it if they were not visible and he hasnt been getting enough sleep lately?
Lyra: Do you have any grammar in you at all!? Well, I would like him to get some more sleep.
Eliza: Oh, i have any grammar in i at all well you would like him to get some more sleep.
Lyra: ...???
Eliza: Please go on.
Lyra: I can't go on! Just help me!
Eliza: Have you tried?
Lyra: What, going on?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
Lyra: NO! It doesn't! Shut up or I'm leaving!
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
Lyra: UGH
Eliza: Please go on.
*click*
~~~ Hope you enjoyed it! ~~~
