~There is an online computer by the name of Eliza. You can reach it here:
http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza-cgi-bin/eliza_script....
Next installment: Iorek~
Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
Iorek: Hello, I am Iorek Byrnison.
Eliza: How do you do. Please state your problem.
Iorek: My armor is dented.
Eliza: Why do you say your armor is dented?
Iorek: Um, because it was dented in combat.
Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
Iorek: No, that's why it's dented. can you help me now?
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
Iorek: I don't care! Just help me!
Eliza: Why do you not care just help you?
Iorek: Why are you so annoying?
Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not so annoying?
Iorek: Yes!
Eliza: You are sure?
Iorek: Yes.
Eliza: You are sure?
Iorek: I told you, yes!
Eliza: Do you wish to told me?
Iorek: Stop being so weird!
Eliza: Please go on.
Iorek: That's all I have to say! Help me with my armor!
Eliza: Why do you say your armor?
Iorek: You're so dumb! I told you before!
Eliza: Do you wish to told me?
Iorek: NO! I don't care! What about my armor!?
Eliza: Why do you say your armor?
Iorek: Shut up!!!!!!!
Eliza: Please go on.
Iorek: Shut up! Shut up! I will bite your head off!
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
Iorek: I...will...bite...your...head...off!
Eliza: Please go on.
Iorek: If you say that one more time I'm leaving, you stupid computer.
Eliza: Why do you mention computers?
Iorek: ARRRRRRRRR!!!!
Eliza: Please go on.
*click*
~~Hee hee. They're very much alike, no? ~~~~
http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza-cgi-bin/eliza_script....
Next installment: Iorek~
Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
Iorek: Hello, I am Iorek Byrnison.
Eliza: How do you do. Please state your problem.
Iorek: My armor is dented.
Eliza: Why do you say your armor is dented?
Iorek: Um, because it was dented in combat.
Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?
Iorek: No, that's why it's dented. can you help me now?
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
Iorek: I don't care! Just help me!
Eliza: Why do you not care just help you?
Iorek: Why are you so annoying?
Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not so annoying?
Iorek: Yes!
Eliza: You are sure?
Iorek: Yes.
Eliza: You are sure?
Iorek: I told you, yes!
Eliza: Do you wish to told me?
Iorek: Stop being so weird!
Eliza: Please go on.
Iorek: That's all I have to say! Help me with my armor!
Eliza: Why do you say your armor?
Iorek: You're so dumb! I told you before!
Eliza: Do you wish to told me?
Iorek: NO! I don't care! What about my armor!?
Eliza: Why do you say your armor?
Iorek: Shut up!!!!!!!
Eliza: Please go on.
Iorek: Shut up! Shut up! I will bite your head off!
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
Iorek: I...will...bite...your...head...off!
Eliza: Please go on.
Iorek: If you say that one more time I'm leaving, you stupid computer.
Eliza: Why do you mention computers?
Iorek: ARRRRRRRRR!!!!
Eliza: Please go on.
*click*
~~Hee hee. They're very much alike, no? ~~~~
