~There is an online computer by the name of Eliza. You can reach it here:
http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza-cgi-bin/eliza_script....

Next installment: Iorek~

Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?


Iorek: Hello, I am Iorek Byrnison.
Eliza: How do you do. Please state your problem.

Iorek: My armor is dented.
Eliza: Why do you say your armor is dented?

Iorek: Um, because it was dented in combat.
Eliza: Do any other reasons not come to mind?

Iorek: No, that's why it's dented. can you help me now?
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.

Iorek: I don't care! Just help me!
Eliza: Why do you not care just help you?

Iorek: Why are you so annoying?
Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not so annoying?

Iorek: Yes!
Eliza: You are sure?

Iorek: Yes.
Eliza: You are sure?

Iorek: I told you, yes!
Eliza: Do you wish to told me?

Iorek: Stop being so weird!
Eliza: Please go on.

Iorek: That's all I have to say! Help me with my armor!
Eliza: Why do you say your armor?

Iorek: You're so dumb! I told you before!
Eliza: Do you wish to told me?

Iorek: NO! I don't care! What about my armor!?
Eliza: Why do you say your armor?

Iorek: Shut up!!!!!!!
Eliza: Please go on.

Iorek: Shut up! Shut up! I will bite your head off!
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

Iorek: I...will...bite...your...head...off!
Eliza: Please go on.

Iorek: If you say that one more time I'm leaving, you stupid computer.
Eliza: Why do you mention computers?

Iorek: ARRRRRRRRR!!!!
Eliza: Please go on.

*click*

~~Hee hee. They're very much alike, no? ~~~~