Title: Mother Dearest

Rating: Pg-13, rating may go up in later chapters.

Anime: Naruto

Pairings: SasuNaru/ Kakuka so far.

Authoress: Japime gurl

Story Summary: Sasuke and Naruto are together, yet Naruto's behavior starts to change. He's getting these strange cravings that don't involve Ramen and having weird mood swings. What's going on?

Age: Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura: 18. I'm working on Iruka's and Kakashi's ages.

Me no own Naruto.

Summary: After Sasuke woke up after fainting he took off after hearing Naruto was pregnant, then he had a 'talk' with Sakura. Now he's going to have to face the 'consequences' of a PMSing Naruto.

Mother Dearest

I stamped my foot lightly waiting for the line to pick up. I needed to get Naruto, even if it was my fault in the first place. Sighing I stepped out of the line I was in and looked around to see if there were shorter lines. While walking around I accidentally stepped in the reading area, books were everywhere. Hmm. I wonder.

HA! They had it. Shoving the 'book' in my shopping basket I got lost got lost again and found my way to the check out area with a short line. Feeling proud and pathetic at the same time I roughly handed my money over and left with my purchases. I need to get out more. I got lost in a store. Feeling really ashamed right now.

I found this shady spot away from people and I pulled out the 'book.' It was on pregnancy and I skimmed through it. Where is the important stuff? I skipped the visuals for very obvious reasons of course. Getting frustrated I nearly ripped out some pages till my gaze caught on two words. Morning Sickness*.

Morning Sickness - Usually starts from the 1st -3rd mont-.

The book fell from my hand. What? No. That can't be right. Naruto isn't . He's only been pregnant for 3 weeks. So what does that mean? Wait he's had morning sickness before today, and it hasn't been a month yet. He's thrown up three times this week so.. Oh. Ohh. That's not good. There has to be a reasonable explanation for this.

This child is Naruto's and the fox's right? So maybe this is affect of it being the fox's kid. Yeah that has to be it. Everything just speeding up, the faster the better, I sigh. Shit. That means. I don't know anything about foxes or demons. I doubt anyone does so. We don't know what other affects the demon fox will have on Naruto. Does this mean Naruto will be affecting the fox and the fox affecting Naruto? I hope not.

Thinking about this more. Shit. Oh shit. If everything is speeding up that means. I have no idea when Naruto is going to go into labor. Grabbing my brown bag full of chocolate I run as fast as I can back to Naruto's house. Well that's just great. Kuso! I hope Naruto's okay.

Opening the door quietly, "Naruto." I enter and instantly see Naruto huddled on the floor. Well Sakura did say Naruto would be emotional. "Hey Naruto." He looks at me tears streaming down his face. Damn you guilt. Damn you.

"Sasuke. You came back?"

"Of course I came back."

"I th-thought you didn't l-love me anymore."

"Nothing will stop me from loving you koi."

Naruto wiped away his tears with the back of his hand, but wouldn't look at me. Then he head snapped up and a vein popped out. Not good.

"What makes you think you can just sweet talk you way out of this one, huh? Whether you meant it or not, you left me!! You ran away and didn't even try to comfort me. I'm the one who's going to have a kid. You left me all alone with an unborn kid!! WITH A KID SASUKE!!! A KID!!!"

"Well. I um. Got you those chocolates."

"Awwww. You did. That's so sweet."

Naruto with PMS is scary. Very scary. I don't know if I can handle all these mood swings. Naruto is definitely staying out of public. I kneel by him and see he's crying again! First he's crying then he's pissed bitching me out, next he was all cutesy and now he's back to crying. I shook my head Naruto never showed this much emotion. Naruto. Was. VERY. Emotional.

I never noticed how emotional he's been. Sure he's been a bastard. He was very agitated all week and pissy. Naruto usually is like that, but these past weeks. Umm. "Shhh. Don't cry. What' s wrong Naruto-Chan?"

"What are we going to do about this kid?"

"We'll keep it "

"Really?"

"Now I can revive my clan."

"Oh."

That was not a good 'oh.' He's not looking at me. He looks sad. "So that's it Sasuke. You're just in this for the kid, ne? Not for me. You are just staying here just the kid's your responsibility as much as mine."

"..."

He's looking at me tears still forming and falling down his face. Is he insane? I'm not just in for the kid.

"Sasuke. How dare you prance in here saying you love me when all you care about is rebuilding your clan! What about me? Is that all I'm good for being used so you can have an heir? Dam-"

I kissed him and I broke off the kiss. "Shhh. Stop crying." I wiped away all his tears and then cup his face so he can't move his head. "Naruto. It's true this child will rebuild my clan, but I rather have the one I love be the m-.my lover. I rather my lover do the honors. " I kissed him again and pulled my hands from his face.

"You are so lucky you are such a good smooth talker. And uh Sasuke I hope you wasn't going to say 'mother' instead of lover for your sake. "

"Wha-Oh. Oh. Of course I was going to say 'lover' I just messed up on the wording. "

"Suure." Naruto grabbed my arm and rested his head on it. "Hey Sasuke. What's the kid's name?"

"...."

Well there you have it folks. Another chapter of "Mother Dearest."

Authoress Ramblings 3-

What should the kid's name be? Guy or girl? And how long should Naruto's 'cycle' last? Give me ideas!!!