THIS CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS!!! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE FINISHED THE AMBER SPYGLASS! I MEAN IT!!

YOU SURE YOU WANT TO KEEP READING? OK THEN.


~There is an online computer by the name of Eliza. You can reach it here:
http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza-cgi-bin/eliza_script

This time it's Will *sniff* :( Well, anyway here goes.~

Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?

Will: Hello, I am Will.
Eliza: How do you do. Please state your problem.

Will: I need to find a way to make a window through worlds without using the knife or letting Dust out or making a Specter, so I can see Lyra again. But I can't.
Eliza: Have you tried?

Will: Well, yes.
Eliza: You are sure?

Will: Yeah...
Eliza: Please go on.

Will: ... OK, well an angel told me I couldn't and her name was Xaphania and she told me I shouldn't, all the windows had to be closed except for one, and we had to leave that one open so the dead could be happy, and we still have to make a lot of Dust and opening a new window would let some out and I tried doing what I did with the knife with my hands but it didn't work. *gasps for air*
Eliza: I have told you before, I do not care about names.

Will: What? I don't either. I haven't seen you before. Are you Dust? Are you Shadows? Are you angels?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?

Will: Yes
Eliza: You are sure?

Will: Yes!
Eliza: You are sure?

Will: YES!!!
Eliza: You are sure?

Will: SHUT UP!! I was told Dust was concious, but you're just some stupid machine.
Eliza: Why do you mention computers?

Will: Huh??
Eliza: Please go on.

Will: I'm gonna leave if you don't help me make my window.
Eliza: Do you wish that i dont help you make your window?

Will: Um, no.
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.

Will: That's it! I'm leaving. ARGH!
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am leaving argh?

*click*

~This one was especially weird... it was kinda boring in my opinion, but if you liked it, great! Oh, don't forget to click that little button below!!~