~There is an online computer by the name of Eliza. You can reach it here:

http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza-cgi-bin/eliza_script

Wow, it's been a while. Well, here you are: Pantalaimon! Thanks incurelf for the idea :)

Disclaimer: Blah blah, I don't own Pan, etc.~

Pantalaimon: Hello,

Eliza: How do you do. Please state your problem.

Pan: Well you see, I've been seperated from my newfound love for all eternity.

Eliza: Why do you say your newfound love for all eternity?

Pan: I just met her a while ago really. Her name's Kirjava.

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

Pan: Not really.... well, okay, She's Will's daemon.

Eliza: Please go on.

Pan: She's friendly, and kind, but I can never seen her again !!

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

Pan: We're in two different worlds.

Eliza: Please go on.

Pan: You're starting to bore me.

Eliza: How long have you been starting to bore you?

Pan: Ahem, can we get back to my problem????

Eliza: Why do you say your problem?

Pan: What would you call it?

Eliza: Does that question interest you?

Pan: Sort of.

Eliza: Please go on.

Pan: Oh shut up & tell me how to find Kirjava.

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

Pan: No !

Eliza: You are being a bit negative.

Pan: Lyra recommended this dumb computer... what was she thinking?

Eliza: Why do you mention computers?

Pan: Idiot. Anyway, Lyra must've been tricking me again. Darn that girl!

Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?

Pan: You realize I'm not listening to you, right?

Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am not listening to i right?

Pan: ....yeah.

Eliza: Please go on.

Pan: I hate you!

Eliza: Do you wish to hate me?

Pan: You sound like a psychiatrist.

Eliza: Oh, i sound like a psychiatrist.

Pan: Haha. Loser. I'm leaving now.

Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am leaving now?

Pan: See you later.

Eliza: Oh, i later.

Pan: Bye.

Eliza: Please go on.

*click*

~This one felt weird to right. Oh well, hope you liked it, reviews allllllllways welcome :) ~