Daine: HEY! Wow, it's been a while . . .

Heero: Lazy authoress . . . (pulls out gun)

Tsubasa: Daine, I don't think everyone knows who Heero is . . .

Daine: Oh, um, right. He was a Christmas present from the author Prince Champagne. He got kicked off though, for writing MST's but he's back with another name . . . but, anyways, Heero is from another anime called Gundam Wing. It aired out here a few years ago. Lots of explosions, lots of angst, lots of pretty-boys in tight jeans.

Heero: Pretty boy this! (Pulls out detonator switch)

Daine: Okay, to continue. Heero was the main character, more or less, and is suicidal, um, anti-social, mean, angst-ridden, lessee what else? Oh, and he pilots this really great giant robot. He also doesn't show much emotion. He comes with a special, um, something.

Heero: Omae o korosu!! {translation, I will kill/destroy you}

SPLASH

GLOMP

Heero: I hate you!! (He is currently wrapped around Daine)

Daine: You see, whenever I splash him with cold water, he glomps the closest person.

Auroral: Prince Daine, what is 'glomp'?

Daine: Oh, yeah. Well, it's an anime fan term for crazed fan girl hugging. You know, run up and squeeze hard.

Heero: I'll get you for this!

Daine: ^.^ Come and get me, boys.

Heero: Stupid authoress, I'm the only boy here.

Daine. I know, I just always wanted to say that. ^.^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To: Ellimist_Player@fushigi.edu

From: W_C_D@fushigi.edu; Earth_Girl04@chee.net; Don't_Call_Me_Prince01@chee.net; Bird_Boy03@chee.net; Mighty_Shopper02@chee.net; Hottie_Gorilla05@chee.net; Cinnamon_Buns@chee.net; Erek_4_Now@chee.net

Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your friends.... this one IS different.... What you're supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you'll send. Change all of the answers so they apply to you.

Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know**INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you'll learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. It's fun and easy. You might be surprised with some of the things you learn about people you think you know....

1. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Just call me the Ellimist.

2. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

Honestly, do you think I need one?

3. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?

Sad to say, but space suit.

4. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

wings . . .

5. WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT?

Can't say that I've ever bought one.

6. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?

Rigel III was nice- not for you kids though.

7. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE?
Everywhere. Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep track of everything at once?

8. FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS, WOULD YOU MAKE OUT IN A BUG FIGHTER?
What if I did more than that?

9. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY?
Considering I don't have either, really . . .

10. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?
I never sleep

11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY?
Sweetness and light.

12. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY?

Crayack

13. REGULAR OR EXTRA-CRISPY?

Neither. They put lard in the batter.

14. FAVORITE COLOR?

Blue.

15. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV?

Even I don't wanna get into a sports car with Marco . . .

16. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE?

That would be pointless. I live forever . . .

17. IF YOU WROTE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?

'The Ellimist Chronicles'

18. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?

Spring.

19. WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE?

I don't have a house.

20. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I think you sent this to the wrong person, W_C_D.

21. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?

I don't have one. Kinda pointless when you don't have a body . . .

22. CAN YOU JUGGLE?

duh . . .

23. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?

I'm talking to them right now. It's part of being everywhen.

24. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY?

all.

24. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?

N.A.

25. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER?

Sushi.

26. FROM THE PEOPLE YOU E-MAIL THIS TO, WHO'S MOST

LIKELY TO RESPOND?

I don't have e-mail.

27. WHO'S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

n/a.

*~*Afterlife (Elfangor's POV)*~*

I read the questionnaire, not surprised at how closed-mouthed the Ellimist could be. However, something concerned me. The fushigi.edu address was used for both W_C_D and for the Ellimist. And why on Earth would he like wings? I had never seen him as anything but a human. However, just because I was dead didn't mean that I knew everything. I was almost worthless in this situation. All I could do was watch.

*~*Elsewhere (?'s POV)*~*

I read the messages with a mounting fury. How dare they! How dare they laugh and play! While I was- I shoved the thoughts out of my mind. Chee net- there was something to investigate. I smiled slightly, and started slowly tapping instructions into the computer. Only Elfangor -curse him! And myself had gotten it. That was good. I forwarded the messages back, adding two things- an attachment and a single line of text "The worst is yet to come." I knew that the address would show up on the next forward, but no matter. Tracing it would leave no clues.

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Daine: Ohhhh, suspense! I bet its just killing ya'll right now! Oh, and do a happy dance, because school is out!

Auroral: Prince Daine . . . Heero is threatening to roast Tsubasa. Just thought you ought to know.

Daine: Excuse me . . . . HEERO! DROP THE MUSE! DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT MY SECRET WEAPON!

Heero: (sighs) fine. Take the bird. But she stole my gun.

Daine: No she didn't I did. And I dropped it in the river.

Heero: (twitch)