The Life of a Vampire #2

Walked out of tomb, saw woman standing there. Went to say hi, slapped me in
the face. PAIN! Scary people with sharp teeth laugh. Feel stupid. Wonder if
possible to kill self after death?
Hungry, crave blood. Lady come back!
Lady gone, found disgusting looking rodent instead. Ate anyway, tasted like
moldy cheese. See funny spots. Not feel too good. Look for trash can. CURSE
RODENT! Scary people with sharp teeth laugh even harder. Must find wooden
stake to kill self. Embarrassment too much.
Walk away to quiet place to hide from scary people with sharp teeth. Sat
down on ground to sulk. Could not cry. DAMN!
Feel strange burning. Look down on ground. Grave..been blessed! PAIN! Jump
up, run away. Stop. Look down. Pants burned. DAMN!

The End.