The Life of a Vampire #3

Sat on coffin, looking at pants. Need to find needle and thread to sew back
together. Can't find any. Walk to store to buy some. People run, and
scream. Feel confused. Why do they scream? Try to look at reflection in
window. Maybe funny thing on face. No reflection..Damn! Walk to counter.
Put down needle and thread. Man pee pants. Turn white. Fall down. Shrug.
Take needle and thread back to tomb. Start to sew. Forgot to get thimble.
Damn! PAIN! Get frustrated. Throw pants away. Start on boxers. Was
successful! Scary people with sharp teeth laugh at me. Look down. Why are
there red hearts on my boxers?
The end.