The Life of a Vampire #5

See teenage girl. Walk up to say hello. Scream. Spray me with funny smelling stiff. Burn eyes. PAIN! Stagger back. Blind. Run into really tall furry thing with hooves. Turn around. See man in blue with shinny badge. Sits on big furry thing. Want to file compliant about dangerous spray girl. Big furry thing with hooves start eating my hair. Pulling very hard. Ripping hair out! PAIN! Hit big furry thing with hooves. Then run away. Man in blue with badge seems angry at me for hitting big furry thing with hooves.

Hide in dark. Scary people with sharp teeth laugh. Wonder why. Feel back of head. Hair missing. Damn!

The End.