The Life of a Vampire #6

Sat up straight in coffin. Hear loud honking noise. Loud squeak of
something. Jerk head to right. Nothing there. Jerk head to left. Nothing.
Climb out of coffin. Walk around to back. Nothing. Scary people with sharp
teeth yell at me. Tell me to find out what makes honking noise.
Open up tomb door. Scan yard. See funny looking man standing there. White
face. Big red nose and poofy hair. Richard Simmons? No. Not girlie enough.
Honk loud horn in face. Then laugh. Get mad. Tell to shut up. Strange man
keeps honking anyway. Get madder. Break strange man's arm and punch in
face. Laugh to self. Close door. Go back inside. Won't be honking anymore.

The End.