Chap3:Chang's bad day
(The scene is grog hill,where ramza,Casim,Samuel,Chang,and fawn are fighting a group of nanten deserters.) Chang:(casts ramuh.but instead of hitting the enemies,samuel moves to the spot where it's being cast.)Fuck. Samuel:shocking.(Gets shocked and you can see his skeleton) Fawn:(runs over and casts cure.)Life's refreshing breeze blow in energy!Cure! Samuel:Who?Hit?Me? Everyone except chang and samuel:(points to chang)HE DID! Samuel:Chang...All who know god,Heaven's cloud! ChangYou broke my...Tibua?I didn't know i had one of those.(Samuel stabs him)AAAAHHHH MY SKEEDILY SPOOCH! Samuel:That's not an organ! Chang:Oh.AHHHHHHHHHHHH MY...Uh,i don't know.my...lasanga? Fawn:(looking at anatomy book)lasanga isn't a major organ. Chang:OK then,AHHHHHHHHHHH MY ALCOHOL INFESTED BLADDER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Samuel:Well that will work. (Meanwhile...) Ramza:Go to hell with your fingers!Secret fist!(Punches goblin) Goblin:GABU!!!(Falls onto chang) Chang:GET him off me!Uhhh...Bahamut!!! Goblin's spirit:I'm gabu dead gabu already gabu!!!!! Bahamut:WHY do you always summon me humans!!1(uses mega flare on them all) Chang:But i'm the summoner! Bahamut:TOUGH! Chang:Well fuck you then! Bahamut:I'm the one with mega flare! Chang:Well...(Summons titan,ramuh,shiva,ifrit,lcih,odin,and cyclops Bahamut:Well i've got to retreat for now!(He kicks chang in the balls as he leaves and chang starts bleeding) Chap3:end.give me some ideas on what bad things should happen to the preist.
(The scene is grog hill,where ramza,Casim,Samuel,Chang,and fawn are fighting a group of nanten deserters.) Chang:(casts ramuh.but instead of hitting the enemies,samuel moves to the spot where it's being cast.)Fuck. Samuel:shocking.(Gets shocked and you can see his skeleton) Fawn:(runs over and casts cure.)Life's refreshing breeze blow in energy!Cure! Samuel:Who?Hit?Me? Everyone except chang and samuel:(points to chang)HE DID! Samuel:Chang...All who know god,Heaven's cloud! ChangYou broke my...Tibua?I didn't know i had one of those.(Samuel stabs him)AAAAHHHH MY SKEEDILY SPOOCH! Samuel:That's not an organ! Chang:Oh.AHHHHHHHHHHHH MY...Uh,i don't know.my...lasanga? Fawn:(looking at anatomy book)lasanga isn't a major organ. Chang:OK then,AHHHHHHHHHHH MY ALCOHOL INFESTED BLADDER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Samuel:Well that will work. (Meanwhile...) Ramza:Go to hell with your fingers!Secret fist!(Punches goblin) Goblin:GABU!!!(Falls onto chang) Chang:GET him off me!Uhhh...Bahamut!!! Goblin's spirit:I'm gabu dead gabu already gabu!!!!! Bahamut:WHY do you always summon me humans!!1(uses mega flare on them all) Chang:But i'm the summoner! Bahamut:TOUGH! Chang:Well fuck you then! Bahamut:I'm the one with mega flare! Chang:Well...(Summons titan,ramuh,shiva,ifrit,lcih,odin,and cyclops Bahamut:Well i've got to retreat for now!(He kicks chang in the balls as he leaves and chang starts bleeding) Chap3:end.give me some ideas on what bad things should happen to the preist.
