Chrono Cross: My Girlfriend's dead.

This is my first attempt at a song fic, so be nice!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything of Chrono Cross but the game. And the
song is by The Vandals, not me.

"Oh leave me alone, Serge!" shouted Kid over her shoulder while Serge was following her. "Kid! It was a big mistake!" shouted Serge to Kid, but it was too late, Kid had jumped in a Limousine with Korcha, Serge tried to run
after it but it was too fast, when it stopped and Serge caught up Kid rolled down the window and said, "Forget it, Serge, it's over!" The window rolled back up and the Limousine rolled away. Serge stood there, gutted. He got back in his house, which he'd like to think of as his and Kid's, but he
couldn't. He picked up a picture of him and Kid together, a tear rolled
down his cheek. Serge's friend Leena busted in looked around and asked,
"Where's Kid?"

I once had a girlfriend

But then one day she dumped me

And everywhere I'd go people would ask me

Where she was

The next day Serge went back to work, hoping no one would mention Kid. But it was too late, Leena had spread the word about no Kid. A man came up to
Serge and asked, "What happened to Kid?" Serge walked away, but the man followed him, soon there was a big crowd, Serge didn't want to tell them how she dumped him, so he just said, "She's dead." Serge looked around at
sorry, gasping faces and carried on working.

I don't wanna talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all

"My girlfriend's dead!"

Serge was at home, he was holding a picture of Kid above a bin bag, but he
just couldn't drop it, he felt another tear roll down his cheek. The doorbell ran, Serge quickly wiped away his tears and answered it quickly, hoping it was Kid, but it wasn't, it was Leena. "You don't have to tell me, but how did Kid die, Serge?" asked Leena. Serge was surprised how easily
Leena could talk about Kid dying, so he thought up another lie. Serge
whispered something in Leena's ear. "Ah, I see!" said Leena, and walked away. A few minutes later there was another tap on the door. Serge answered it, it was another of his friends, Glenn. "Hi! How come Leena knows-" "Calm down" said Serge as he whispered something into Glenn's ear. "Oh. I'm so
sorry!" said Glenn walking away. I kind of liked that reaction, thought
Serge, and put on an evil grin.

I say its leukaemia

Or sometimes bulimia

Or a great big truck ran her over

And chopped off her head

CHORUS

I guess there's a part of me

That likes the sympathy

Or the looks on their faces when I tell them

How she passed away

CHORUS

By now Serge must have told at least 13 people about the story. He was beginning to grow bored of telling people. Now he was playing a poker game with friends. "Sorry about your sad experience, Serge." Said Zoah. "Can't you just shut up about it?" asked Serge. "What experience?" asked Pierre. "Oh, forget it!" said Serge. "Come on, tell me!" said Pierre. Serge jumped off his chair and walked out the door. "Look what you've done now, Pierre!"
said Glenn.

(My girlfriend's dead)

My girlfriend's dead you see

It's a total lie but it's easier on me

Than having to admit she like's someone else

(My girlfriend's dead)

My girlfriend's dead you know

Please change the subject or I'm going to go

Jump off a building and join her in heaven

This time at home, Serge went mad. He destroyed anything Kid had anything
to do with, sooner or later his house was almost empty. But then, a
disaster happened. The fire went crazy and fire was going all over the place. "I guess it didn't happen to you, Kid." Said Serge to himself, the flames grew around him, "It happened to me!" Serge and his house were all
gone by the end of the fire.

I once had a girlfriend

But then one day she dumped me

And everywhere I'd go people would ask me

Where she was

I don't wanna talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all

"My girlfriend's dead!"

I don't wanna talk about her

But someone always asks about her

So I tell them all

"My girlfriend's dead!"