Erm…I'm sorry that this is the first update for about two months or something, but the Dragonball GT series ended, and with it went my inspiration, but now it and the Saiyan saga are back on yaay! If I get lots of reviews then I will have the motivation to update really soon, if not then it shouldn't be too long. My other story, Freiza's arrival will be revived soon, so you may want to check it out before I update, I promise that the updates for it are gonna be really good. Now! On with the show!

Disclaimer: Me no own Dragonball, Dragonball Z or Dragonball GT.


"Is there anyone in there?"

"Daddy, what do we do?" whispered Gohan,

"I dunno Gohan, I'm scared." replied his father, whispering even more quietly.

Everyone in the machine whimpered and clung to one another, that is, all except one Saiyan prince,

"Pah! Cowards!" yelled the sprightly Saiyan "I'm going to open this door and break whoever has dared knock on it!"

With a roar, Vegeta hurled the door open, nearly tearing it to pieces.

"Who dares to challenge Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans, lord of-"

"Actually Vegeta no one really challenged you to anything." Goku chimed in; the last of his child personality draining from his testosterone-charged body that he was just itching to try out.

"Grr…Kakarott, don't dare undermine me like that! Oh yeah, the man who knocked on the door." Vegeta looked across to his spandex-clad host "Ha-ha-ha-ha! Look…j-just look at him, ha-ha-ha-ha!"

The passengers of the dimensional craft fell about themselves laughing;

"L-look at him!"

"Red underpants! Ha-ha-ha-ha!"

"It-it wouldn't be so bad if they were on the…ha-ha…the inside of his clothes. Ah-ha-ha!"

The impassive stranger, who had waited patiently while the Saiyans squabbled struck an awe-inspiring pose, and his voice boomed, "How dare you mock me, the man of steel! Who are you evil alien invaders anyway!" everything he said was a statement, not a question.

Goku sniffed and wiped away a tear. "Gee, sorry, didn't mean to offend you but, ha, w-why are you wearing such a-a stupid costume?"

"I am the guardian of this city, I am faster than a speeding bullet, I am the man of steel-"

"Actually you already said that." piped in Trunks,

"Ahem! I am the man of steel, I am SUPERMAN!" from somewhere a fanfare blared.

"And I am going to destroy you evil alien invaders once and for all! Starting now!"

The man with his underpants on the outside of his trousers and a ridiculous cape hurled himself at Goku in an uncharacteristic rage, swinging at Goku, who ducked and burst into the air.

"Hey, just what I needed, a chance to test out this new body, or should that be old body, ah what the hell, all I know now is that I am a lot more powerful."

"Are you quite finished with your monologue?" Superman boomed, he seemed to do that a lot.

"Hmm ok then, I've fought with super Saiyans and super Nameks before, but never a super Human, so this should be very interesting." Goku's arms tensed at his sides as he started to draw from his huge pool of energy, his body was surrounded by a white-blue aura and energy crackled across his skin.

"You don't scare me with your fancy light shows!" Said the man of steel defiantly,

"Ok then!"

The two warriors disappeared in a flash, Goku sped upwards in the sky before diving down towards Superman with a flying kick, Superman sent an eye beam attack up at Goku, and it sent him flying.

"Hey, good shot, but can you beat my special move? Kaio-ken attack!"

A burst of re energy engulfed Goku, his power doubling the instant he uttered these words, and suddenly he connected with a massive flying roundhouse to Superman's jaw, the caped hero flew back at a tower block, but Goku was there to meet him, clenching his fists together, he hammered Superman to the street below.

"KA-ME-HA-ME-HA"

"No Goku stop! What are you doing?" yelled Uub

"Huh?" Goku seemed to snap out of a trance "W-what happened, why do I have a Kamehameha wave prepared?"

"Ha-ha Kakarott you always were good for a laugh." The diminutive Saiyan prince looked as smug as Ron Jeremy "I never forget that you were raised on earth Kakarott, and you know why? Its because you have allowed the human influence on your mind to cloud your Saiyan instincts, a Saiyan warrior goes into a fighting trance, when all he thinks about is defeating an enemy and enjoying the battle, you think too much and will only fight if you need to. Normally you keep this under control Kakarott, but at some times, like when you first became a super Saiyan for instance, all you cared about was having a good fight, that was why you let Freiza power up to his maximum level. Becoming your old self again must have given you a system shock, and you have become more Saiyan, I know I have."

"Gee Vegeta, you're right, I was about to fight and destroy him for no reason!" said Goku, he dissipated the wave attack and scratched his head, "last time I let the Saiyan part to get the better of me I let Namek get destroyed! Better watch myself. Hey I wonder where our friend is?"

"Right here!" Superman caught Goku's chin with a huge, flying uppercut that nearly made him bite his own tongue off. "Take that!"

Goku dropped out of the sky, his glowing aura faded as he plummeted towards the street below. In a flash Pan caught her grandfather and carried him to the top of the skyscraper she now realised that they had landed on.

"He's out cold!" grunted Pan as she hefted her huge grandfather onto the floor. "That guy sure packs a punch!"  

"Grr…it's only because dad wasn't looking and had powered down! Coward!" Gohan's hair began to flash yellow. "No one does that to my daddy!"

With a boom Gohan transformed into his super Saiyan form; his hair billowing around him and his muscles almost doubling in size.

The tiny demi-Saiyan hurtled towards Superman, smashing into Superman's chest with his head, before giving him a right hook that nearly took his head off. Superman crunched into a now-abandoned tower block, the people evacuating when they saw Superman fighting, the building crumpled around him.

KA-

"Stop Gohan!" Uub yelled and flew over to stop the super Saiyan. 

ME-

Vegeta grabbed Uub in an all to familiar full nelson, and spoke into his ear. "Do you want to be destroyed? Can't you sense the boy's rage, because his father was hurt his power level has tripled he is so angry!"

HA-

Gohan's power level still shot up, and he was pouring it all into the wave attack.

ME-

"You're right." Sighed Uub, and stopped struggling, "Only Goku could stop him now" 

HAAAAAAAA!!!

The sky darkened as Gohan released the attack, it was a slender beam, all the power concentrated on one point. The wave tore through the rubble, Superman's power disappeared.

Gohan had an expression of pure anger on his face, and he was panting heavily. Slowly the anger left his face and he looked around.

"W-what happ…" Gohan mumbled, before he slipped into unconsciousness, and dropped into the rubble.

Goku was in a beautiful land; there were verdant, awe-inspiring forests and a small stream curled between two hills, meandering lazily. He heard his name called, and upon turning he saw Chi-Chi, running towards him, Goku had been a child for years, and Chi-Chi had a strict policy on paedophilia, he had one thing on his mind. The couple met, Goku wrapped his arms around Chi-Chi and then released her as he went to remove his gi.

"Goku, I love you," said Chi-Chi.

"And I love you" replied Goku.

Suddenly chi-chi gave Goku a huge smack across the cheek.

"Owwwwww! What was that for?" Squealed the spiky-haired warrior.

"I love you my dear." Said Chi-Chi again, her voice so sweet with love that it was bad for your teeth.

"Then why did you-OWWW? OW! OW! OW!"

Chi-Chi was pounding Goku with slaps, still with a loving look in her eye. Suddenly he was on his back, a familiar girl sat on his chest slapping him.

"Why (slap) won't (slap) you (slap) wake (slap) up (slap)?!?!?! Oh, you're awake."

"Zuh? Where am I?" Goku shouted, sitting up and brushing Bulma off his chest "The last thing I remember is being bored and confused."

"You went crazy and started our host for no reason remember?" Bulma asked him.

"Uuuuuuuuum yeah." Replied Goku.

"Well then your adversary knocked you out with a sucker uppercut."

"Yeah, that was my fault, let my guard down," Goku reflected on the attack, rubbing his chin.

"When you got knocked out for some reason your son went berserk and his power level increased tenfold, then he um, well he uh sort of killed the guardian of this dimension." Bulma felt a bead of sweat trickle down her temple as she said this.

"You mean that was who I fought? Gee, I feel kind of guilty."

"Well that wasn't the answer that I had expected, but anyway, now that he is gone there is this guy called Lex Luthor who's appeared and hypnotised Gohan, Gotenks, Trunks, Pan and Uub using some kind of mechanical chip that he shot into their necks, and he said that the only way to get the to be normal again was to completely defeat them. Oh, he also declared himself king of a place called the NRA or the IRS or the USA, yeah that was it the USA."

"Uh-oh, I think that this may have been my fault, I guess that by completely defeat them he meant take heir power level to 0. Me, Piccolo, Buu and Vegeta will have a tough time on our hands."

"Oh, and that's another thing, Vegeta must have been taken back to his pre-Freiza form, so he's decided to join forces with that slap-head and take over the world!"

"What? Oh no! At least I'm a super Saiyan four." Goku's eyes were pleading with Bulma not to give him any more bad news. Alas.

"Ah-ha, that's another thing, as Vegeta has his young body back, he has the energy and exuberance to turn into an SSJ 4 himself!"

Goku raised a finger in the air and then fainted over backwards.

Um yeah, I know that the premises is silly but it is my story and I promise tons of huge fights, and then it will be straight onto the next dimension, where the encounters will be a lot more brief.

Any Q's about why Supes got taken out so easily or if you are confused about the state of the characters power's and want a full explanation then don't hesitate to e-mail me.

Also, if you R then don't forget to R, no matter what you say. Toodle-oo