The Mansion

Chapter One: An UN-Eiko-Bashing Chapter

Disclaimer: blah blah blah... Don't own FFIX... blah blah... Or anything else...

A/N: This is  just another one of those pointless, senseless stories. Read at  your own  risk. Oh and by the way, everybody seems to be OOC in this one. Oh well. Bare with it.

A/N2: This fic was posted again but without the interactive stuff anymore. I hope this won't get deleted again...

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The gang is happily walking around somewhere near Alexandria with smiles on their faces

Vivi: Um, Zidane? huge grin Where exactly are we going?

Zidane: ignores Vivi completely smiles

Vivi: Um, Zidane? not so huge grin Where exactly are we going?

Garnet (to Vivi): Could you maybe NOT repeat what you just said!? It's very annoying.

Vivi: No.

Garnet: WHAT!?

Vivi: I said NO. Couldn't you hear me?

Garnet: No, not really... Anyway, (to Zidane) where are we going?

Zidane: Nowhere. smiles

Vivi: Hey! Why'd you answer her!?

Zidane: ignores Vivi completely

Vivi: I give up... grim look on his face

Eiko: plays her flute very loudly

Steiner: whistles

Vivi: still a grim look on his face

the gang stops all of a sudden in front of a beautiful mansion

Garnet: Oh lookie! points at the mansion

Everyone else: We can SEE, you know!

Garnet: Yeah whatever. Let's go inside! I've never seen that mansion before.

Beatrix: Do you think it's safe, Steiner?

Steiner: Dunno.

Beatrix: Well then, since we're going to take a HUGE risk by going inside... Let's go inside!

Everyone else: (sarcastically) Yay!

Eiko: still playing her flute thing

Vivi (to Eiko): Hey, can you stop that? We're about to step inside the unusually beautiful mansion. Pay attention, will ya!

Eiko: finally stops playing her flute Geez! Alright already! Let's go in!

they enter casually without knocking on the front door at all. Once they were all inside, the two large doors behind them got shut tight

Zidane: Whoa! That was SOOOOOO strange! Oh well.

Freya: Let's look around.

Zidane: Where'd you come from???

Freya: Over there. points at a dusty closet

Zidane: Freak show...

Amarant: Wait. Where'd I come from!?!?!?

no one cares

Amarant: Well! Humph.

Quina: rolls down the long twisting marble staircase and right in front of Zidane and co. She/He's all covered with cobwebs and filth Ribbit.

Garnet: looking at Quina with disgust Yeah... sure... ribbit...

Zidane: OKAY! Can we PLEASE just look around now!?!?!?! The anxiety is killing me!

Everyone else: Sure.

Zidane: Good. We better split into groups. We'll search the place faster if we do. Okay, I'm going with Garnet.

Garnet: I don't WANT to go with you.

Zidane: evil eyes

Garnet: I wanna  go with... drum roll

Zidane: Well?

Vivi: Well?

Eiko: Well?

Steiner: Well?

Beatrix: Well?

Freya: Well?

Quina (still on the floor): Well?

Amarant: Well?

Garnet: silence

Everyone else: WELL?!?!?!?

Garnet: ...Vivi.

Vivi: (sarcastically) Oh joy!

Zidane: grumbles WELL! I go with...

Eiko: thinking Pick me!

Zidane: Wiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttthhhhhh..... Eik...

Eiko: YES!

Zidane: FREYA!

Eiko: falls on the floor beside Quina

Beatrix: I go with Steiner.

Steiner: Fine with me.

Amarant: I go with... Quina... sigh

Eiko: WAIT! Who do I go with then?!?!?!?!

Zidane: Hmmmmm... Beats me. Go on your own.

Eiko: Noooo!!!!! Well, at least I have my Eidolons to keep me safe!

Eidolons: Um, no you don't.

Eiko: Doesn't anyone care about moi?

Everyone else: Hmmm.... Nope.

Eiko: Wait! Moumantai! Come over here!

Moumantai (out of nowhere): Yeeeeesssss?

Eiko: YOU come with me!

Moumantai: What if I refuse???

Eiko: Well, all my fans out there will think that this fic has EIKO-BASHING in it! You don't want them to think THAT... Do you???

Moumantai: Fine! I'll go with you! Geez!

Eiko: Good...

Zidane: Okay, let's go.

they all join their partners and set off into a brave adventure inside the mysterious mansion. Well, sorta.

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A/N: Well, there. Whaddya think??? Huh? Huh!?! Review! Puh-LEASE!