The Mansion
Chapter One: An UN-Eiko-Bashing Chapter
Disclaimer: blah blah blah... Don't own FFIX... blah blah... Or anything else...
A/N: This is just another one of those pointless, senseless stories. Read at your own risk. Oh and by the way, everybody seems to be OOC in this one. Oh well. Bare with it.
A/N2: This fic was posted again but without the interactive stuff anymore. I hope this won't get deleted again...
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The gang is happily walking around somewhere near Alexandria with smiles on their faces
Vivi: Um, Zidane? huge grin Where exactly are we going?
Zidane: ignores Vivi completely smiles
Vivi: Um, Zidane? not so huge grin Where exactly are we going?
Garnet (to Vivi): Could you maybe NOT repeat what you just said!? It's very annoying.
Vivi: No.
Garnet: WHAT!?
Vivi: I said NO. Couldn't you hear me?
Garnet: No, not really... Anyway, (to Zidane) where are we going?
Zidane: Nowhere. smiles
Vivi: Hey! Why'd you answer her!?
Zidane: ignores Vivi completely
Vivi: I give up... grim look on his face
Eiko: plays her flute very loudly
Steiner: whistles
Vivi: still a grim look on his face
the gang stops all of a sudden in front of a beautiful mansion
Garnet: Oh lookie! points at the mansion
Everyone else: We can SEE, you know!
Garnet: Yeah whatever. Let's go inside! I've never seen that mansion before.
Beatrix: Do you think it's safe, Steiner?
Steiner: Dunno.
Beatrix: Well then, since we're going to take a HUGE risk by going inside... Let's go inside!
Everyone else: (sarcastically) Yay!
Eiko: still playing her flute thing
Vivi (to Eiko): Hey, can you stop that? We're about to step inside the unusually beautiful mansion. Pay attention, will ya!
Eiko: finally stops playing her flute Geez! Alright already! Let's go in!
they enter casually without knocking on the front door at all. Once they were all inside, the two large doors behind them got shut tight
Zidane: Whoa! That was SOOOOOO strange! Oh well.
Freya: Let's look around.
Zidane: Where'd you come from???
Freya: Over there. points at a dusty closet
Zidane: Freak show...
Amarant: Wait. Where'd I come from!?!?!?
no one cares
Amarant: Well! Humph.
Quina: rolls down the long twisting marble staircase and right in front of Zidane and co. She/He's all covered with cobwebs and filth Ribbit.
Garnet: looking at Quina with disgust Yeah... sure... ribbit...
Zidane: OKAY! Can we PLEASE just look around now!?!?!?! The anxiety is killing me!
Everyone else: Sure.
Zidane: Good. We better split into groups. We'll search the place faster if we do. Okay, I'm going with Garnet.
Garnet: I don't WANT to go with you.
Zidane: evil eyes
Garnet: I wanna go with... drum roll
Zidane: Well?
Vivi: Well?
Eiko: Well?
Steiner: Well?
Beatrix: Well?
Freya: Well?
Quina (still on the floor): Well?
Amarant: Well?
Garnet: silence
Everyone else: WELL?!?!?!?
Garnet: ...Vivi.
Vivi: (sarcastically) Oh joy!
Zidane: grumbles WELL! I go with...
Eiko: thinking Pick me!
Zidane: Wiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttthhhhhh..... Eik...
Eiko: YES!
Zidane: FREYA!
Eiko: falls on the floor beside Quina
Beatrix: I go with Steiner.
Steiner: Fine with me.
Amarant: I go with... Quina... sigh
Eiko: WAIT! Who do I go with then?!?!?!?!
Zidane: Hmmmmm... Beats me. Go on your own.
Eiko: Noooo!!!!! Well, at least I have my Eidolons to keep me safe!
Eidolons: Um, no you don't.
Eiko: Doesn't anyone care about moi?
Everyone else: Hmmm.... Nope.
Eiko: Wait! Moumantai! Come over here!
Moumantai (out of nowhere): Yeeeeesssss?
Eiko: YOU come with me!
Moumantai: What if I refuse???
Eiko: Well, all my fans out there will think that this fic has EIKO-BASHING in it! You don't want them to think THAT... Do you???
Moumantai: Fine! I'll go with you! Geez!
Eiko: Good...
Zidane: Okay, let's go.
they all join their partners and set off into a brave adventure inside the mysterious mansion. Well, sorta.
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A/N: Well, there. Whaddya think??? Huh? Huh!?! Review! Puh-LEASE!
