Disclaimer: Ugh. We ALL know that I own nothing!
A/N: Oh, I'm SOOOOOOOO stupid! How could I forget Kuja?! Ah, anyway, I'll put him in this chapter. My apologies to the Kuja fans out there.
Chapter Two: Enter, Kuja
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Zidane: Well? Shouldn't we set off yet?
Everyone else: We go when we WANT to.
Zidane: Well, come on Freya. Let's go and GET SOME WORK DONE, UNLIKE OTHER PEOPLE.
Garnet & Vivi: Go ahead.
Steiner & Beatrix: Who are you talking about?
Amarant & Quina: Hey...!
Eiko & Moumantai: Other people?
Zidane: Don't you people GET it?! I was being SUPER sarcastic! Geez!
Everyone else: Oooooohhhhhh....
Zidane: UGH! Let's go!
knock on door
Everyone: turns around to face the door
Voice from outside: Hey! Anyone home?!
Everyone: No! No one's in right now!
Voice from outside: Oh, okay! Sorry for bothering you. footsteps getting farther and farther
Everyone: complete silence
three seconds later
Everyone: breaks out laughing like lunatics
Eiko: Could you believe that guy?! falls over, laughing
Quina: I no get it.
Freya: turns all serious Then why did you laugh???
Quina: This frog was tickling me. pulls out a frog from under her/his clothes
Everyone: O.O
Zidane: Yeah... Anyways, CAN WE JUST GO NOW?!?!?!?!?
Everyone: Alright! GEEEEEEEZZZZZ!
they separate from the group and join their respective partners again. Zidane and Freya were to explore the upper floor. Beatrix and Steiner were to go to the kitchen, right next to the basement door that Vivi and Garnet were to enter in. Amarant and Quina were to examine the library and Eiko and Moumantai were to go to the playroom.
~The upper floor~
Zidane: looking around in the creepy dark F-Freya? Are you still here??? feels around for Freya
Freya: Y-Yeah, b-but where are you???
the lights come on all of a sudden.
Zidane: Whew... That's better.
Freya: How did that happen?
Zidane: Well duh! I switched the light switch 'on', doye!
Freya: But there ISN'T any light switch!
Zidane: Then what did I just flip 'on'?!
Freya: Oh, oooooops! sees the light switch that was right beside Zidane Sowwy!
Zidane: Blind as a bat, cough rat, I mean.
Freya: Yeah whatever! Let's just look around.
they look around for five minutes
Zidane: Well, nothing special in here, I guess.
glass shatters
Freya: Hey look! Oh... my.... high-pitched scream
lights shut off again
Everyone in the other rooms, at the same time: What was that?!
they all meet up in the entrance hall again and then they run up to where Freya and Zidane are
Steiner: It's so dark in here!
Beatrix: Hello? Freya? Zidane?
Amarant: doesn't care
Quina: I smell something familiar!
Eiko: Someone turn the lights 'on'!
Garnet (in a bossy voice): Why don't you do it yourself???
Eiko: If I could only see you, I'd...
Vivi: Fire! his staff sets on a magical fire that engulfs the room in a warm, glowing light
Moumantai: That's better.
Eiko: Now, Garnet, to finish what I was saying...
they see Zidane and Freya on the floor, their eyes closed. The window behind them was shattered and there were pieces of glass everywhere
Steiner: Oh my! Are they dead?
Beatrix: approaches Zidane and Freya and checks their pulse No. They're just knocked out.
Eiko: thinking Darn! Freya's not dead? Blows my chance with Zidane!
Quina: Ah! I smell... points up at the ceiling at something floating It's Kuja!
Everyone: GASP! Oh. Okay.
Kuja: flies down to the floor Hello, folks. I just knew that there were people in here! Someone told me that no one was home but I got suspicious and bust through the window.
Garnet: rolls eyes Gee...
Kuja: ignores Garnet and looks at Zidane and Freya on the floor Oops. Must've scared Freya and let her faint. Then, Zidane must've ran beside her to see if she was alright but since Freya dropped her spear, it hit Zidane straight on the head and made him loose consciousness too! Zidane fell and hit the light switch down, turning it 'off'. Am I right, Zidane and Freya?
Eiko: Hello! Can't you see they're unconscious?! What kind of blind genius are you?!
Kuja: Oh. Right. Please be kind enough to revive them.
Eiko: perks up all of a sudden Sure! Full-Life!
Zidane: sits up and rubs his head What happened?
Freya: ...
Zidane: I asked WHAT HAPPENED!!!
Kuja: Oh, shall I repeat my theory on how you two must've fainted and everything?
Everyone except Zidane and Freya: No. Please don't.
Kuja: Okay... sniffle
Zidane: Anyway, stands we're done searching this room. What about you guys?
Everyone except Kuja and Freya: Well, we were about to look around in our areas but we heard Freya screaming so we rushed up here.
Zidane: Oh. And how did you all know what to say at the exact same time?
Moumantai: Well, I told them. I AM the author, after all.
Zidane: That's very nice... So, let's continue our search.
they were all walking down the spiral staircase until...
Moumantai: Hey, since Kuja's here, can I leave now? I mean, he can be partnered with Eiko instead of me.
Eiko: mumbles
Kuja: Okay.
they go back to the entrance hall once again
Zidane: Since Freya and I are done, we'll just wait here until all of you are finished searching as well.
a huge table loaded with snacks and goodies appeared out of nowhere beside Zidane. Several comfortable couches appeared as well.
Freya: Ah, what a coincidence. takes a sip out of a fresh cup of tea
Zidane: jumps onto one of the couches Well? What are you waiting for? Get a move on!
Everyone else: grumbles away
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A/N: That's the second chapter! Please review! ^_^
