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A/N: Here's Chapter Three. Enjoy.
Chapter Three: The Snack Table, Almighty
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~The Kitchen~
Beatrix and Steiner are walking around in the old, dusty kitchen
Beatrix: picks up a pointy, rusty knife Hmm... Everything is so old in here... Makes me wanna PUKE!
Steiner: If you're gonna throw up, please face away from me.
Beatrix: covers mouth Ugh...
Steiner: Oh, look at this! holds up an old piece of paper with scribbles on it
Beatrix: W-what is it?
Steiner: Why in the WORLD are you asking me? It's as if I would know! I've never been here before!
Beatrix: Shheeeesh! I was just asking! And you don't have to yell so much!
Steiner: Just shut it!
Beatrix: Stop yelling!
Steiner: yells at the top of his lungs How was that!
Beatrix: Ugh! You're just a yelling FOOL, aren't you?!
Steiner: Maybe I am...
Beatrix: Let's just get this over with! I want a crumpet from the snack table!
Zidane (from a distance): WOW! This LAST crumpet sure is GOOD! gobble gobble gobble
Beatrix: eye twitches
Steiner: Beatrix? Are you okay? You look... stupid.
Beatrix: mumble grumble hurls
Steiner: Eeeewwww... Stay away from me, barfing freak!
Beatrix: plots against Steiner evilly You'll pay hurls for that...
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~Back at the Snack Table~
Zidane: ferociously devours the last crumpet Oooohhh... look! Bread sticks! grabs a bread stick
Freya: taps foot on the floor I wonder how the others are doing...?
Beatrix runs into the entrance hall where Zidane and Freya are and quickly grabs a bread stick
Beatrix: Yum yum yum... munch
Steiner: panting Beatrix... I thought you were nauseous...
Beatrix: munch Yeah, but I'm not now!
Zidane: makes some coffee sip Ah... And then there were four... evil laugh
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~The Library~
Quina: sniffs around for food Nothing here... Quina sad... =(
Amarant: Just stop complaining and help me search... examines a bookshelf
Amarant: takes out a book and opens it to page ~insert number here~ Wow...
Quina: What that?
Amarant: I guess it's a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY rare and priceless book!
Quina: Yum! grabs it from Amarant and licks it Cobwebs good!
Amarant: Weirdo...
Quina: still munching the book Do you have beverage?
Amarant: Oh my gosh! You just learned a new word! Congratulations! claps
Quina: Beverage? Yay! Quina learn new word! How 'bout onomatopoeia?
Amarant: faints at Quina's new-gained intelligence
Quina: Amarant faint? Oh well... Me go bye-bye. Bye-bye! frolics to the snack table
~Back at the Snack Table~
Quina: makes a grand entrance by somersaulting into the room Hello. ^_^
Zidane: drops his coffee O.O
Beatrix: drops her bread stick O.O
Steiner: grabs his sword and drops it O.O
Freya: nothing to drop Oh well.
Zidane: Where did you learn to do that???
Quina: Quina just can.
Freya: takes out a mic and notepad out of nowhere So, Quina Quen, don't mind me asking but, how come you almost always refer to yourself in the third person?
Beatrix: takes out a video camera out of nowhere Yes. And how come you weren't speaking like that in the first two chapters of this fic??? eyes Quina suspiciously
Steiner and Zidane are busy stuffing themselves while the two ladies are interrogating Quina
Quina: sweats rapidly
Beatrix & Freya together: Well?
Quina: Alright! Quina confess! The author made Quina do it! burst out crying The author makes us do EVERYTHING!
Freya: AHA! I knew it...
Beatrix: I'm glad you confessed... Case closed... Now would you like to have a bread stick?
Quina: wipes away his/her tears Okay!
Zidane: gulps down his coffee So, where's Amarant?
Quina: sips his/her iced tea Still in library. He fainted 'cause me know big words!
Zidane: Oh. That's good.
Amarant: crawls into the entrance hall like Sadako from Ring W-why did you leave me?!?!?!
Quina: swallows his/her doughnut stares blankly at Amarant who's on the floor
Amarant: stands up, brushing the dirt off his clothes Well! I see no one here cares about me... Oh, wait, I don't care about you guys either anyway!
Freya, Beatrix, Steiner, Zidane and Quina: stares at Amarant for five seconds, then returns to their business, not replying to him at all
Amarant: That's it! I'm leaving this shack! runs to the front door
it won't open
Amarant: tugging on it hard Agggghhhh! It... won't... OPEN!
Zidane: sips some more on his coffee Hm, 'cause maybe it says 'PUSH', genius.
Amarant: spots the 'PUSH' sign Oh. I don't want to leave anymore, anyway. I just want one of those doughnuts!
Quina: Here. hands him a doughnut
Zidane: Well, now we just wait for the rest... Heeeeyyy... I'm out of coffee. Go make me some, Freya.
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A/N: Hmm... Okay, I fixed Quina's speech. Hooray! Oh, and review please! ^_^
SEARCH RECAP:
Library: searched
Kitchen: searched
Second Floor: searched
Remaining rooms:
Playroom
Basement
