Disclaimer: Yes! I got a call from Squaresoft and they told me that they're GIVING me all copyrights of FFIX! Ack... Tough luck.
A/N: This is the last chapter already, and I'm deciding whether to write a continuation or something. ^_^
Chapter Five: The Battle Scene
~The Basement~
Vivi and Garnet are about to descend the long staircase leading to the basement
Vivi: Well, let's go, Garnet. The sooner we finish, the sooner we can leave.
Garnet: Right... Let's go...
They slowly move down
Vivi: D-do you think I should light the place up a bit?
Garnet: Yeah, duh! Sheesh... You'd think a mage would have some common sense!
Vivi: Well, if you keep THAT attitude up, maybe I WON'T!
Garnet: Fine! Have it your way! We'll just trip and DIE!
Vivi: If you say so... pushes Garnet down the stairs
Garnet: tumbling down lands at the bottom OOOOOWWWW! PUNK!
Vivi: satisfied look Serves you right!
Garnet: UGH! I'll just search the place on my own! I regret EVER choosing you as a partner!
Vivi: Fine... see ya later. I'm gonna get myself a burrito. walks away
Garnet: Hmph... Who needs him, anyway? Holy! the place lights up Hm. This place isn't half bad... Ooooohhh... A four-poster! flops on the bed This is cool...
Back at the Snack Table
Vivi: approaches casually
Zidane: sip Hey, Viv, you're back. Where's Garnet?
Vivi: Probably still in the basement. I left her. proud look
Zidane: Why?! We should get her! She might be in trouble! C'mon guys!
they all run to the basement
Zidane: opens the door and quickly runs down the stairs We're coming Garnet!
Garnet: snore
Zidane: Eh? She's sleeping! And she snores like a goat!
Garnet: still sleeping Heard that!
Zidane: O.O B-but you're asleep. How could you have heard me?
Garnet: still sleeping I have EARS you know.
Zidane: Okay... If you're really sleeping, answer this question... Garnet, are you asleep?
Garnet: snore I told you, YES! Now leave me be! snore
Zidane: Okay. turns around to face the gang She's asleep. We shouldn't bother her.
Eiko: Let's steal her stuff!
Zidane: That's SOOO old, Eiko.
Eiko: =(
Zidane: Let's go...
~Back at the Snack Table~
Eiko: shakes head Garnet's really freaky...
Vivi: You said it.
Eiko: Said what?
Vivi: That Garnet is freaky!
Eiko: Oh, I did???
Vivi: cries Yes, you DID! Can't ANY of you understand a thing?!?!?!
Zidane: Nope.
Vivi: Oh...
~The Basement~
Garnet: wakes up and stretches Ahhhhhhhhh... That was relaxing. Time to find the rest of the gang!
Moumantai's voice: Good day, Garnet. How was your nap?
Garnet: Quite nice... If only there was room service.
Moumantai's voice: You should have pressed that LARGE red button beside you that says 'Room Service'.
Garnet: sees the button That wasn't there before, you know.
Moumantai's voice: Oh, it wasn't? Hm. I could care less anyway.
Garnet: Yeah... starts climbing the stairs I'm gonna find everyone else.
~Back at the Snack Table~
Garnet: Hello, people. I guess we're done searching the whole mansion now.
Zidane (sarcastically): Honestly...
Garnet: So should we leave?
Zidane: Hmm... stands up I guess so...
they march to the door
Zidane: PUSHES the door It's locked.
Garnet: NOOOOOOOO!! We'll be trapped in here forever!!
Zidane: Tough luck. raises an eyebrow
Garnet: hyperventilating We... have... to... leave... NOW!!
Zidane: Why? What's your deal anyway? It's not as if we have another game to star in!
Garnet: Yeah, but I have an appointment with my doctor in rehab. ^_^
All: o.O
Kuja flies in gracefully, still in Trance mode with an angry look on his face
Kuja: Eiko!
Eiko: hides behind Zidane Y-yes?
Kuja: Give me back my stuff!
Eiko: B-but I already sold them...
Kuja: Then GET THEM BACK!
Eiko: No!
Kuja: Then prepare to face my wrath!
Battle music starts and only Eiko and Kuja are in it. Eiko's ATB fills and she prepares for her attack
Eiko: plays her flute Holy!
'Holy' is cast on Kuja and it does 8346 HP of damage
Kuja: evil smile That wasn't bad... Flare Star!
'Flare Star' is cast on Eiko and it does 4296 HP of damage
Eiko: thrown back Ow...
Kuja: evil cackle Cool, ain't I? Now to finish you off... ULTIMA!
'Ultima' is cast on Eiko, she gets Knocked Out
Eiko: dying N-N-N-N-Nooo... drops dead
Kuja: Hehehe... Poor thing... Didn't stand a chance. turns back to un-Trance mode
Eiko: dead
Zidane: Kuja! How could you! runs to Eiko and takes her in his arms Eiko! Wake up! teardrops drip on Eiko's face
Everything turns dark, except Eiko, who is under a bright spotlight
Eiko: eyes open all of a sudden Kiss me, fool! ^_^
Zidane: throws Eiko on the floor Ugh! You're a JERK!
Kuja: So she's not dead? Well, that sucks! Grr... I'm leaving. busts a hole through the door
Eiko: rubs head Hmph! I'm leaving, too!
they all leave the mansion cheerfully one by one
Moumantai: appears in a poof of smoke inside the mansion, staring out at all the characters walking away Hmm... That was fun. I'll just grab them back in another fic. Oh well.
The END
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A/N: Well, hoped you liked this fic! ^_^ Please tell me if you want a continuation. Thank you for reading.
