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Spellbound! - Article One- the Jerry Springer Show

Anastasia Malfoy here with Article one of the very first edition of Spellbound! Magazine! Today's article is about Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy. As I told you in the introduction, they are fighting (to put it bluntly). So to get them to sought out their differences *cough* I've sent them to the one person who knows how to do that best.Jerry Springer!!! We'll cross over right now to ma good friend JERRY!!!

(At the Jerry Springer Show)

Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jerry: Hello and welcome to today's episode of the Jerry Springer Show! (Applause) Today's topic is "My boyfriend cheated on me with his enemy". In the studio today we have Miss Virginia Weasley. Ginny, would you like to explain your problem to us?

Ginny: Thankyou Jerry. Well, it all started when I was reading this month's issue of The Hogwarts Prophet (a/n: you owe me autumn.Anyway, moving on.) when I saw an article about my boyfriend Draco and my best friend Hermoine making out in a closet. I went and asked Draco if it was true (starts crying) and he said it was! I mean, hes my frigging boyfriend for god's sake. He shouldn't do shit like that! So then we got into this massive argument and stared throwing stuff at each other and.. Then this girl walked in on us and brought me here (a/n moi). So, yeah.

Jerry: (puts on Dr. Evil voice) rrriiiigghhhtt.Well anyway lets bring on the god which all of the earth revolves around, Draco Malfoy!! (Stares at cards) who the hell wrote that?

Anastasia: Sorry, that was me. I couldn't resist.

Jerry: Moving on.Bring on Draco!

(Draco casually walks in, making the whole of the female population of the audience (yes, including the 70 yr old grandmas) drool.. Well, all except Ginny..)

Ginny: (runs at Draco and starts bashing the crap outa him) YOU BITCH!!!!!

Draco: Whoa!!! (Starts getting the crap bashed outa him)

(Security guards run on and (after recovering from their fits of laughter) drag Draco and Ginny apart. Ginny and Draco then go and sit down as far away from each other as possible)

Jerry: So, Draco, would you like to explain what happened with you and Ginny.

Draco: SHE BASHED THE CRAP OUTA ME!!

Jerry: No, not just then you dope, the other night! Draco: Oh. Well, Ginny came running into the Slytherin Common Room and starts yelling some crazy crap about Hermoine and me in a closet. At least I think that's what she was saying.She was screaming so loud it sounded like an elephant that just had a coconut shoved up its ass.

Ginny: And you would no what that sounds like, wouldn't you?

Audience: (laugh)

Jerry: Is it true that you were "getting it on" in a closet with Hermoine, Draco?

Draco: Can I use a lifeline?

Jerry: How bout no you crazy Dutch bastard (a/n: sorry, I'm obsessed with Goldmember at the moment)

Ginny: hes Dutch?

Jerry: Just answer the question, Draco.

Draco: Fine. Yes, I did.

Ginny: YOU BITCH!!! (Resumes bashing the crap out of him.and fails. A few minutes later after much screaming, Ginny and Draco were back in their seats)

Jerry: Well, now that that's out in the open lets welcome Hermoine to the stage!

(Hermoine walks in and Draco runs over to her and starts pashing her madly. Ginny tries to get up to (you guessed it) bash the shit outa them, so the security guard holds her back.. I no that sounds boring but hey, he cant sit on her, can he?) (Hermoine goes and sits next to Draco)

Jerry: So, Hermoine, presuming your story is pretty much the same as Draco's, do you have anything to add?

Hermoine: Actually yes, I do, thankyou Jerry. I'm pregnant!

(Ginny faints.after trying to bash the crap outa them and failing. Draco and Hermoine resume pashing. A single spotlight shines on Jerry)

Jerry (Final Thought): Well that's all we have time for today, folks. To skip a few years into the future, Hermoine and Draco had 2 lovely daughter (twins!!) and their names were (you guessed it) Anastasia and Autumn Malfoy! (a/n: The more perceptive of you MAY realise that that's my sister and me..) Ginny got with Blaise (male) to get back at Draco and in the end everyone lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!! We have learned one thing from today's show, though. Never let a new reporter who wears mini skirts, BoyToy tops with butt-length blonde hair interfere with your life. I don't know WHY but it just makes sense.I think.So until next time, take care of yourselves, and each other. God Bless.