Author's Note:  THANKS FOR ALL THE REVIEWS!!!  I'll shut up now…

ROMANTIC (snort) SUNSET

Sora: So, Kairi's home is out there somewhere, right?

Riku: How the hell would I know?  Even she doesn't know!  We'll never know by staying here.

Sora: But how far can a raft take us?

Player: What is this, 20 Questions?

Kairi: So, suppose you could go to another world.  What would you do there?

Riku: Well, I haven't really thought about it. It's just... I've always wondered why we're here on this island. If there are any other worlds out there, why did we end up on this one? And suppose there are other worlds... Then ours is just a little piece of something much greater. So we could have just as easily ended up somewhere else, right?

Pause.

Sora: I see dead people.

Riku: Um…okay.  Just sitting here wont change a thing.  So let's go.

Kairi: You've been thinking a lot lately, haven't you?

Riku: Thanks to you.  Since you arrived, I've felt like I had to do enough thinking for all of us.

Kairi: Awww, you're welcome.

Riku: (backs away looking scared.)

Later, Sora, Riku, and Kairi walk back to the house. Then, Riku called out for Sora, so we can have some plot enhancement.

Player: Ooh, plot…

Riku: Sora.

Sora: That's my name, don't wear it out or you'll have to buy a new one!

Player: Cringe.

Riku tosses Sora a mango type thing.

Riku: You wanted one, didn't you?

Sora: A mango…

Riku: If two people share one, their destinies become intertwined. They'll remain a part of each other's lives no matter what. C'mon, I know you want to try it.

Player: That sounded like he's trying to get Sora to take drugs…

Sora: What are you talking-

Riku laughs, and Sora throws the mango thing away.

Player: There are starving people in this world, and look at what he does!  What kind of image does this promote?!  This is just another sign of how the western world is becoming more and more materialistic, with blatant disregard to our fellow humans and…oh, who the hell cares?

IN THE DISNEY CASTLE (no, not the logo one)

Donald Duck goes through a door.  It's apparently funny.

Player: Ha ha?

Donald: Good morning, Your Majesty. It's nice to see you this morn-What!

There is nobody there.

Player: Wow, this is just cracking me up. 

Pluto the dog appears, holding a letter in his mouth.

Donald: (reads the letter) Ah, shite.

Pluto: Hey, don't shoot the messenger.  (wanders off casually)

Donald finds Goofy, who is sleeping.

Donald: Wake up, Goofy, wake up!  This is serious!

Goofy: Mimble wimble…(rolls over and sleeps some more)

Donald casts a Thunder spell on Goofy.

Goofy: Hey there Donald, g'morning.

Player: As if!  I mean, if someone woke me up by electrocuting me, I wouldn't be saying good morning!  There would be hell to pay!!

Donald: We've got a problem, Goofy!  But don't tell anyone…

Goofy: Queen Minnie?

Donald: I said, "don't tell anyone"!  That doesn't mean, "don't tell anyone except the queen"!

Goofy: Daisy?  (offers Donald a flower)

Donald: No, it's top secret!

Queen Minnie and Daisy appear.

Goofy: G'morning ladies!

Donald: What?

Player: This is slightly predictable.  Let's skip it.

Later, on Destiny Island…

DESTINY ISLAND

Sora and Riku fight over what they're going to call the raft.

Sora: I think we should call it "The Sora-mobile".

Riku: No, it should be called "The Riku-mobile".

Kairi: You guys at it again? All right, I'll be the judge. The usual rules apply: Take any route you want... First one to tag that tree and make it back here wins.

Sora: If I win, I'm captain! And if you win...

Riku: I get to share the mango with Kairi.

Sora: Huh?

Riku: Deal? The winner gets to share a mango with Kairi.

Sora: Wha... Wait a minute...I don't want to share a mango with Kairi!  She's a pig!  She'll eat it all!

Kairi: YOU WILL RACE TO SHARE THE MANGO WITH KAIRI!

Sora: Eep…okay…

Kairi: Good. On my count…

The race begins.  While Sora and Riku are racing, Kairi names the raft "The Kairi-mobile".  Later, after the race is over (and Sora had his butt whipped), Kairi talks to Sora.

Kairi: Today we collect provisions for out trip! Let's see, Sora, you're looking for... One Seagull Egg. Three Mushrooms. Two Coconuts. Three Fish. And fill this up with Drinking Water. But not from the ocean!

Kairi gave Sora an Empty Bottle.

Kairi: Bring everything back here. If you need help, just ask.

Sora promptly heads to the ocean and fills the empty bottle up with sea water.  Then he goes to the store, but it's closed.  So he enters The Secret Place that's really obvious.  He sees a carving of himself and Kairi.

Player: Man, he can't draw for crap!

Sora then carves a picture of himself giving a star to Kairi.

Player: Isn't it nice that the programmers are encouraging graffiti now?

Suddenly a man in a hood appears behind Sora.

Sora: Wh-Who's there?

Hooded Man: The Matrix has you.

Sora: The hell?

Hooded Man: Nah, only joking- you should have seen your face!!  I actually came to see the door to this world. 

Hooded Man starts taking heaps of photos, tourist style.

Sora: Huh?

Hooded Man: (Typical, the first person I meet is a retard.)  This world has been connected to the Internet!

Sora: Wh-What are you talking about?

Hooded Man: I should warn you, I have these moments when what I say makes no sense.

Sora: Oh, I have them.

Hooded Man: Tied to the darkness...soon to be completely eclipsed.

Sora: Well, whoever you are, stop freaking me out like this. Huh? Wh-Where did you come from?

Player: The door.  Duh.

Hooded Man: You do not yet know what lies beyond the door.

Sora: So, you're from another world!

Hooded Man: There is so very much to learn. You understand so little.

Sora: Oh, yeah? Well, you'll see. I'm gonna get out and learn what's out there! 

Hooded Man: A meaningless effort. One who knows nothing can understand nothing.

Sora: I know some things!  I can, like, do maths and stuff.  Actually…wait…I've never been to school so I can't even do maths…alright, so I know nothing.  It's not my fault!!

Sora sees the door, then the hooded man disappears. 

Sora: Well, that was weird.  I'll just ignore it and go back to collecting mushrooms and stuff.

After collecting all the provisions, Sora talks to Kairi.

Kairi: This? I'm making a necklace of thalassa shells. In the old days, sailors always wore thalassa shells. They were supposed to ensure a safe voyage.  However, sometimes the shells still had thalassas in them, and they poisoned the sailors and they died.

Sora looks at the necklace warily, then talks to Kairi again.

Kairi: Thanks, Sora! I found something today, too. Here, it's yours.

Kairi gives Sora yet another Hi-Potion that she found washed up on the beach.

Kairi: Tired? Want to call it a day?

Sora: We did that yesterday…let's just go home.

Kairi: Okay, tomorrow's the big day. We should rest up!

Player: Hey, aren't they like 14?  Wouldn't their parents have something to say about them just sailing off into the sunset with enough food to feed them for about…5 seconds?  Oh, wait, this is an RPG…14 year olds regularly go off on big adventures and save the world.

Later in the sunset, Sora and Kairi are sitting at the dock.

Kairi: You know, Riku has changed.

Sora: What do you mean?

Kairi: Well...

Player: He's not wearing the same clothes that he wore yesterday?

Sora: You okay?

Kairi: Sora, let's take the raft and go-just the two of us!

Sora: Huh?

Player: Does he say anything other than "huh?"?

Kairi: Just kidding.

Sora: That wasn't very funny.  What's gotten into you? You're the one that's changed, Kairi.

Kairi: Maybe... You know, I was a little afraid at first, but now I'm ready. No matter where I go or what I see, I know I can always come back here. Right?

Sora: Uh, yeah, whatever.

Kairi: That's good. Sora, don't ever change.

Sora: Huh?

Player: I rest my case.

Kairi: I just can't wait. Once we set sail, it'll be great. Unless we sink…nah, that'll still be great!

Sora: Huh?

Author's Notes- continued:  Thank you for all the reviews!  I was expecting about two or three reviews…needless to say, I was pleasantly surprised!  Not that I don't want more (rubs hands together greedily).  Reviewing makes me write faster, so…it's in your best interest to review.  Yes. 

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