Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters, they are owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros. and I don't own any of the Lord of the Rings characters… they belong to J.R.R. Tolkien. I also didn't write the songs. They all belong to other artists. The only thing I own is the plot!!
A/N: Hey people! Okay, sorry it took so long to put up another chappie, I hope you enjoy his one, please review and tell me if I should continue! Thanks!
~*~
Harry Potter in Hobbiton
~*~
Chapter 3
The sun had just set and the group were sitting down around a small fire. All except Harry, B1 and B2. They were still chasing Harry around.
"Why don't you two just shoot him already?" Ron called out to them.
"Oh yeah, B2 are you thinking what I'm thinking?" B1 asked.
"I think I am B1," B2 replied.
"LETS SHOOT HARRY!" they both yelled together.
The plunged there yellow hands into their pockets and both pulled out small silver guns.
"On the count of three, one…. Two …. THREE!" B1 yelled. The both pulled the trigger and I small yellow flag came out the end of both of them with the word 'BANG!" written on it.
"ARGHHHHHH! THEY SHOT ME!!!!!! I'M GOING TO TURN INTO A HEADLESS CHICKEN AND EAT GLUE!!!!!!!!!" Harry yelled while running around clutching his head.
"Harry! Calm down, breathe in…..breathe out…" Hermione said grabbing him by the shoulders.
"Excuse me, our work is done," said the two banana's. They both then wriggled their noses and disappeared.
Meanwhile the rest of the group were eating whipped cream and going psycho from it.
"No Parvarti, you are so uncoordinated you threw a rock at the ground AND MISSED!" Ron yelled at her rolling around on the ground.
"I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I????" Parvarti yelled at him.
"Oh shut up you two, do you guys want to hear the song I wrote about Harry?" Bridget asked everyone.
"Okay….." they all replied.
Bridget cleared her throat and started to sing.
" I LIKE SMALL SCARS AND I CAN NOT LIE,
YOU OTHER FELLAS CANT DENY,
WHEN HARRY WALKS IN WITH HIS ITTY BITTY WASTE
AND A SMALL SCAR IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG!"
Everyone applauded politely. Suddenly a weird purple thing fell out of the sky.
"Oh my God! It's a purple people eater!" Parvati shouted.
"A WHAT?" Everyone asked. Parvati was surprised Hermione didn't know the answer. Thus was Parvati's big break. She broke into a song.
"Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple eater to me
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple
people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)
Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin'
purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (One horn?)
I said Mr. Purple People Eater,
what's your line
He said it's eatin' purple
people and it sure is fine
But that's not the reason that I came to land
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin'
purple people eater
(We wear short shorts)
Flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me
And then he swung from the tree and
he lit on the ground
He started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin'
tune
Well
bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people
eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin'
purple people eater
Flyin' little people eater
Sure looks strange to me (Purple People?)
And then he went on his way, and
then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was blowing it out, a'really knockin'
em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his
head."
Parvati finished her number and bowed. Everyone applauded again. She went and sat down. They saw the Purple People Eater walking towards them. Bridget hopped up and ran towards it. In five seconds flat she had killed it.
"I didn't like the sound of it," She growled as she sat back down. The only bits left of the Purple People Eater was it's eye.
Suddenly there was a pop and Snape appeared.
"What are you doing here?" Harry yelled scrambling to his feet.
"I'm here to sing a song for you all," he told them, "Then I will leave," He cleared his throat.
"I wish could tie you up in
my shoes
Make you feel unpretty too
I was told I was beautiful
But what does that mean to you
Look into the mirror who's inside there
The one with the long hair
Same old me again today
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue
Everytime I think I'm through
It's because of you
I've tried different ways
But it's all the same
At the end of the day
I have myself to blame
I'm just trippin'
You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can fix your nose if he says so
You can buy all the make up
That M.A.C. can make
But if you can't look inside you
Find out who am I too
Be in the position to make me feel
So damn unpretty
I'll make you feel unpretty too
Never insecure until I met you
Now I'm bein' stupid
I used to be so cute to me
Just a little bit skinny
Why do I look to all these things
To keep you happy
Maybe get rid of you
And then I'll get back to me (hey)
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue
Everytime I think I'm through
It's because of you
I've tried different ways
But it's all the same
At the end of the day
I have myself to blame
I'm just trippin'
You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can fix your nose if he says so
You can buy all the make up
That M.A.C. can make
But if you can't look inside you
Find out who am I too
Be in the position to make me feel
So damn unpretty
I'll make you feel unpretty too"
Everyone sat there shocked as Snape finished the song. No one had any idea that he was such a good singer. There was another pop and Snape disappeared. This was starting to turn into a singing competition. There was another pop and Harry's least favourite person appeared. It was the one and only Draco Malfoy, everyone started to laugh as he started to sing…
~*~
So what did you think??
PLEASE REVIEW!! Should I
continue??
