Disclaimer: Why won't you people leave me alone!? I don't own anything!
AN: Written bye Silverstiger and Nemesis
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Zero: hey X where is all the mavericks that we have to take care of.
X: I don't know
Zero: MAYBE THE EVIL ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE HAS ABDUCTED THEM AND BRAINWASHED THEM INTO BEING THEIR SLAVES! or maybe there just on the other side of the base. OR MAYBE-THE EVIL ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE HAS ABDUCTED THEM AND BRAINWASHED THEM INTO BEING THEIR SLAVES!
X: that's the most stupidest thing I've ever herd
Cow: Moo!
Zero: X watch out
(Evil alien cow nearly Zaps X)
Zero: RUN!!!
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Nemesis and Silverstiger: That's us
Nemesis: today On humor News Evil alien cows started to attack our favorite people to blackmail..I mean…hunters…our favorite hunters character Zero and X
Silverstiger: gasp. Noooooooooooo the horror
Nemesis: Silverstiger they are only fictional. My brother said so
Silverstiger: that's what he said about Mr. Pippins but he's real
Nemesis: that's true. Hey let's sue my brother
Silverstiger: nah, my foot still hurt from that trip when we walked in, you know what i mean right?
Nemesis: Oh yeah. We did that like twice didn't we. Well any way. Back to the Evil cows.
Silverstiger: they were last seen running through the news station with a cow with red eyes and what looked to me a water gun-
Nemesis: Um Silverstiger... that was a laser gun
Silverstiger: uh yeah what did I say
Nemesis: water gun
Silverstiger: same thing
Nemesis: um...right. Well anyway our poor camera guy even got trampled by
Silverstiger: the evil cows
Nemesis: uh no I was going to say Zero and X considering the fact that they were running and screaming like a banshee from the underworld.
Silverstiger: Kind of like your mom when she is trying to wake you up in the morning
Nemesis: well not that loud but still pretty loud.
Silverstiger: Well the evil fat milking cows from outer space...
Nemesis: don't talk about Alia that way
Silverstiger: um.., I wasn't
Nemesis: um…um...you weren't?
SIlverstiger: no
Nemesis: oh...um...um….well that's not good
SIlverstiger: right... that's for the warning. Anyway, like I was saying, Well the evil fat milking cows from outer space won't get me!!!
*a space cow jumps at Silverstiger and Tries to shoot her but hits the camera but you can hear what's going on *
Narrator: we are experiencing technical difficulties.
Silverstiger: technical difficulties are you kidding me. They are trying to vaporize us.
Nemesis: Grape watch out. Prepare to become my burger meat
Cow: MOO
Nemesis: shut up or I'll turn you into a steak, medium rare of course
Narrator: Now we can see what's really happening
(Silverstiger and Nemesis are behind flour stacks with army suits on)
Silverstiger: Nemesis. We're surrounded
Nemesis: Not if I can help it
(A laser flies by her head)
Nemesis: It's just a shame that well um
Silverstiger: RETREAT!
Nemesis: WHAT SHE SAID... No we must be brave.
Silverstiger: ok I'll miss ya buddy
Nemesis: what's that supposed to mean
Silverstiger: um…you're a suicidal mental freak
Nemesis: oh shut up. I am not. That psychiatrist was the psycho not me.
Silverstiger: Keep telling yourself that.
Nemesis: She always gets the thing that I'm most sensitive about *cow pats her on the back and gives her a tissue*
Nemesis: sniff* thanks man.
Silverstiger: Oh I'm sorry
Nemesis: that's ok. oh yeah and Mr. cow I'm grateful for the tissue and everything but its lunch break! (Points rocket launcher to cow's head)
Cow: MOO?
(BOOM)
At the new MC Donald's
X: thanks for helping us
Nemesis: That's ok IT helped us get a part time job at the mc Donald's
Silverstiger: yeah, and theses burgers were great
Zero: what burgers?
Silverstiger: *burp* um... what do you mean i didn't say burgers I said... cougars, they played a game last night
X: But no really you guys saved us
( forces them into a group hug.)
Silverstiger: ok we get the point...your welcome
Nemesis: Ok that's enough...*pats them on the back*..alright...enough love.. Get OFF YOU JERKS
Silverstiger: SECURITY
Narrator: Yes they are all idiots. Well anyway that's it with Humor News Sponsored by oxymoron. Oxy of ox and moron for the people who by the product. Also sponsored by The Game Show Where you Lose you Die. Hosted by Zero the one of the number one maniacs wanted by the mental hospital. The others is the Humor News Cast. Well so long!!!!……………………………… On the Next episode on Humor News they will discuss the topic of Zero's long Hair, X's really squeaky voice. Wily, and of course what there is an interview on Alia. And thus our Interviews shall continue throughout our Humor News Shows except for certain occasions…Thank you.
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AN: Yeah that was pretty stupid but I hope you enjoyed it. Flame it. Love It just Review it please.
AN: Written bye Silverstiger and Nemesis
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Zero: hey X where is all the mavericks that we have to take care of.
X: I don't know
Zero: MAYBE THE EVIL ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE HAS ABDUCTED THEM AND BRAINWASHED THEM INTO BEING THEIR SLAVES! or maybe there just on the other side of the base. OR MAYBE-THE EVIL ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE HAS ABDUCTED THEM AND BRAINWASHED THEM INTO BEING THEIR SLAVES!
X: that's the most stupidest thing I've ever herd
Cow: Moo!
Zero: X watch out
(Evil alien cow nearly Zaps X)
Zero: RUN!!!
Humor news hosted by Nemesis and Silverstiger
Nemesis and Silverstiger: That's us
Nemesis: today On humor News Evil alien cows started to attack our favorite people to blackmail..I mean…hunters…our favorite hunters character Zero and X
Silverstiger: gasp. Noooooooooooo the horror
Nemesis: Silverstiger they are only fictional. My brother said so
Silverstiger: that's what he said about Mr. Pippins but he's real
Nemesis: that's true. Hey let's sue my brother
Silverstiger: nah, my foot still hurt from that trip when we walked in, you know what i mean right?
Nemesis: Oh yeah. We did that like twice didn't we. Well any way. Back to the Evil cows.
Silverstiger: they were last seen running through the news station with a cow with red eyes and what looked to me a water gun-
Nemesis: Um Silverstiger... that was a laser gun
Silverstiger: uh yeah what did I say
Nemesis: water gun
Silverstiger: same thing
Nemesis: um...right. Well anyway our poor camera guy even got trampled by
Silverstiger: the evil cows
Nemesis: uh no I was going to say Zero and X considering the fact that they were running and screaming like a banshee from the underworld.
Silverstiger: Kind of like your mom when she is trying to wake you up in the morning
Nemesis: well not that loud but still pretty loud.
Silverstiger: Well the evil fat milking cows from outer space...
Nemesis: don't talk about Alia that way
Silverstiger: um.., I wasn't
Nemesis: um…um...you weren't?
SIlverstiger: no
Nemesis: oh...um...um….well that's not good
SIlverstiger: right... that's for the warning. Anyway, like I was saying, Well the evil fat milking cows from outer space won't get me!!!
*a space cow jumps at Silverstiger and Tries to shoot her but hits the camera but you can hear what's going on *
Narrator: we are experiencing technical difficulties.
Silverstiger: technical difficulties are you kidding me. They are trying to vaporize us.
Nemesis: Grape watch out. Prepare to become my burger meat
Cow: MOO
Nemesis: shut up or I'll turn you into a steak, medium rare of course
Narrator: Now we can see what's really happening
(Silverstiger and Nemesis are behind flour stacks with army suits on)
Silverstiger: Nemesis. We're surrounded
Nemesis: Not if I can help it
(A laser flies by her head)
Nemesis: It's just a shame that well um
Silverstiger: RETREAT!
Nemesis: WHAT SHE SAID... No we must be brave.
Silverstiger: ok I'll miss ya buddy
Nemesis: what's that supposed to mean
Silverstiger: um…you're a suicidal mental freak
Nemesis: oh shut up. I am not. That psychiatrist was the psycho not me.
Silverstiger: Keep telling yourself that.
Nemesis: She always gets the thing that I'm most sensitive about *cow pats her on the back and gives her a tissue*
Nemesis: sniff* thanks man.
Silverstiger: Oh I'm sorry
Nemesis: that's ok. oh yeah and Mr. cow I'm grateful for the tissue and everything but its lunch break! (Points rocket launcher to cow's head)
Cow: MOO?
(BOOM)
At the new MC Donald's
X: thanks for helping us
Nemesis: That's ok IT helped us get a part time job at the mc Donald's
Silverstiger: yeah, and theses burgers were great
Zero: what burgers?
Silverstiger: *burp* um... what do you mean i didn't say burgers I said... cougars, they played a game last night
X: But no really you guys saved us
( forces them into a group hug.)
Silverstiger: ok we get the point...your welcome
Nemesis: Ok that's enough...*pats them on the back*..alright...enough love.. Get OFF YOU JERKS
Silverstiger: SECURITY
Narrator: Yes they are all idiots. Well anyway that's it with Humor News Sponsored by oxymoron. Oxy of ox and moron for the people who by the product. Also sponsored by The Game Show Where you Lose you Die. Hosted by Zero the one of the number one maniacs wanted by the mental hospital. The others is the Humor News Cast. Well so long!!!!……………………………… On the Next episode on Humor News they will discuss the topic of Zero's long Hair, X's really squeaky voice. Wily, and of course what there is an interview on Alia. And thus our Interviews shall continue throughout our Humor News Shows except for certain occasions…Thank you.
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AN: Yeah that was pretty stupid but I hope you enjoyed it. Flame it. Love It just Review it please.
