Disclaimer: Why won't you people leave me alone!? I don't own anything!

AN: Written bye Silverstiger and Nemesis and Strawberry and Cherry this time.

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Humor News!!!!!!!

Narrator: Welcome to humor news. Sponsored by oxy moron! Oxy for Ox, and Moron, for the people who actually buy the product, and of course the game show where you lose you die.

Here are your hostesses Nemesis and Silverstiger!

Nemesis and Silverstiger: That's us!!!!!!

Nemesis: Hello and welcome back to humor news!!! For today's news, we have a story on Zero and the conveyer belt at the super market. Cherry, fill us in on the story…Cherry…Cherry?

Cherry: *staring into space * la la la la la la.

Nemesis: Good thing we have Coconut…. Oh yeah that reminds me. Coconut has legally changed her name to Strawberry.

Silverstiger: Yeah something about Coconuts being a natural Laxative. And she has taken a vow of silence.

Nemesis: It happens…though I still want a reason. Now I'm gonna have to translate throughout this stupid report.

Silverstiger: It happ…. Don't worry Nemesis, Cherry's meeting in la la land is almost done.

Nemesis: I know…Hey you were about to take my line weren't you?!

Silverstiger: *eyes bulge out * um…We now have Strawberry at the seen.

Nemesis: but…you….

Silverstiger: JUST WATCH THE STUPID TELEVISION SCREEN!!!

Nemesis: fine.

* Every one turns around to see the television screen. Strawberry is holding a microphone though no one knows why considering the fact that she took a vow of silence. Oh yeah and she is in front of a supermarket. *

(at the supermarket)

Strawberry: * does hand signals and jumps up and down and walks back wards and front wards *

(Back at humor news)

Nemesis: Translation… My aunt Prudence is really a man…. What does that have to do with Zero and his hair?

Silverstiger: She's just warming up her hand signals.

Nemesis: …oh…

(back at the supermarket.)

Strawberry: …. That's it!!! Screw the vow of silence. It' too difficult!!!

(back at humor news)

Nemesis: That's the spirit!!!

Cherry: Nemesis calm down.

Nemesis:…I thought you were in la la land.

Cherry: Yeah but I cant's zone out with all the rack it you're making.

Silverstiger:….

Nemesis:…

(back at the supermarket.)

Strawberry: Hello I'm strawberry and I'm here at the supermarket. I am now going into the supermarket. Zero is now emptying his groceries onto the conveyor belt. Let's see what he has to say. *walks up to Zero *

Zero: What are you doing here?! *jumps back *

Strawberry: um…. Well you see… you know how we have our little time machine that Nemesis and Silverstiger built a while ago don't you?

Zero:… no… I don't.

Strawberry: Well according to them you are supposed to get your hair caught in this conveyor belt in a few minutes. I'm here to report it.

Zero: I am not going to get my hair stuck in this conveyor belt. What's with you people? *bend over to get another item out of the cart… his hair slips into the conveyor belt and he is passed through the little laser thing that they all slide the groceries through and the computer rings up $2.50. *

Zero : What?! $2:50? $2.50!!!!!!???? I'm the worlds greatest Maverick hunter!!! I should be at least worth $250.00.

Check out isle lady : Oh I'm sorry. Today is our sales day so you're not even worth a dime. You're completely worthless. Sorry for the mistake.

Zero: What?!!!! That is so wrong!!!

Strawberry: Well I think he needs to be alone for a while so…Back to you Nemesis and Silverstiger.

(back at humor news.)

Silverstiger: … that was….interesting.

Nemesis: Well…Now we're just waiting for our new story.

Strawberry: *hands them a paper *

Silverstiger: How do you do that?

Strawberry: Do what?

Nemesis: …never mind…. *looks at paper * … OMG.

Silverstiger: What is it?!

Nemesis:… That's the thing I don't know. It's written in strange letters.

Silverstiger: * looks at paper * what kind of writing is this.

* camera guy walks up *

camera guy : * turns paper over * …. It was upside down.

Nemesis& Silverstiger: ……………………………………………

…………..oh……………………………..

Nemesis: You know what…. I think we better just go to a commercial right now…. We need some time to think about this event. I'm just kind of confused. Why would some one hand us a paper upside down.

Silverstiger: maybe it's a threat.

Nemesis: What… No…those dirty jerks.

Camera guy : Or Strawberry accidentally handed you the paper upside down,

Nemesis: So you're saying that Strawberry wants to go to war?

Camera guy: …no…. just go to a commercial.

(commercial)

Piano guy : * playing a piano * Do you like music? Do you like playing music? Than you should by a piano…

Oxy moron guy: *nocks piano guy out of the way * Hello folks. Do you like getting jipped? Do you like scams? Well then buy this solar powered flash light!!!

Piano guy: Get off of my commercial !!! * throws oxymoron guy off of stage. * now as I was saying…

Oxymoron guy: COMMERCIAL!!! * throws piano guy off stage * Buy this solar powered flash light and it will brighten up your day… well not really….but that's why we call it a scam!!!

Piano guy: How the heck can there be a commercial with in a commercial? Get off of my stage!!! *chasses oxymoron guy and his cow all over *

(end of commercial )



Nemesis: Hello we're back with Humor News.

Silverstiger: We now have Strawberry, live on a scene with Mega Man X.

Nemesis: "Why?" You ask? Well it's because we all need a good laugh.

Silverstiger: And what better way is there than to just listen to X's voice.

Nemesis: I never get tired of listening to that,

Silverstiger: Well let's save our laughs until we here his voice.

Cherry: I have a question. Didn't capcom change his voice to sound like a teenager?

Nemesis: Cherry my friend, thou art forgetting about-eth the time machine-eth.

Silverstiger: Yeah-eth. I can't-eth believe-eth that you forgotten –eth about the time machine –eth

Cherry: Oh yeah!!!… eth

(everyone turns around to see Strawberry walking up to X)

X: OMG NOT YOU!!!…wait aren't you over there. (points to other humor news cast of that time)

Strawberry: ha ha ha..

X: what's so funny?

(back at humor news)

Everyone including mr pippins.: HA HA HA HA HE HE HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HA HA..

(back in mmx 4 time period)

Strawberry: he he he.. We he he he built a ha ha ha time machine (bursts out laughing.)

X: well I don't see anything funny about that!

Strawberry: That's not why we're laughing! HA HA HA HA HA HA

X: well then why are you laughing…and what do you mean we?

Strawberry: HA HA HA the futuristic version of humor news is laughing too! HA HA HA. And that's still not why I'm laughing.

X: well then why are you laughing? (getting frustrated)

Strawberry: In the future you get a deeper voice so we came back here to here the voice that you have now. HA HA HA HA

X: What?!1 That's mean!!!

(back at humor news)

Nemesis:YEAH I KNOW!!! DON'T YOU LOVE IT?!

(back in mmx4 time period)

X: why does every one always have to make fun of my voice?!

Strawberry: Because you sound like a five year old little girl!! HA HA HA

X: I can't help it!

Strawberry: WELL IT SUCKS TO BE YOU HA HA HA HA

(back at humor news)

Nemesis: HA HA HA…. Ok Strawberry it's time to come back we still need our interview.

Silverstiger: Now all we are waiting for is for Strawberry to come back to our time to interview Alia!!…

Strawberry: Hi Nemesis! Hi Silverstiger!

Nemesis: … ok…How do you do that?

Strawberry: do what?

Siverstiger: How do you get all the way through time and make it back to the Humor news station within five freakin' seconds!

Nemesis: What do you do go mock five!!

Strawberry: thou art asking me to reveal-eth thy secret –eth?

Nemesis& Silverstiger: YES!!

Strawberry: to bad

Nemesis: (mumbles)sometimes I hate her.

Cherry: Hey can I interview Alia please?!!!

Strawberry: If you promise not to go into la la land.

Cherry: …um…uh… OK

Nemesis: Alright!

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AN: We hope you enjoyed this chapter, the second part of the episode is coming out soon, but in the meantime keep reviewing!…eth.